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(JackFM)   Walmart called, your family Christmas photos are in   (sandiegojack.com) divider line 46
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2012-12-02 04:31:15 PM  
13 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
Clockwise from the man:

"LOL, mom"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL mother in law"

"I, in fully sound state of mind, declare this to be my last will and testament. Burn all of my money and property in front of my only son, his biatch wife and their smelly daughters. Then stick a fan behind the ashes and trap them on the other side of the ash pile. Then turn the fan on and let the ashes blow all over their stupid clothes. But don't burn my stupid hat. That, you give back to my son, and say sternly, 'THIS IS WHY.' Then free them."
2012-12-02 04:23:42 PM  
9 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Jesus Curist died for your steak.
2012-12-02 03:17:39 PM  
9 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey
2012-12-02 04:32:32 PM  
6 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com: Jews did it
2012-12-02 04:28:04 PM  
5 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"
2012-12-02 04:25:14 PM  
5 votes:
The boy has a future.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-02 06:02:39 PM  
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com 

Screw the balloon willy, what about the blood spatters on the wall and on Santa's right glove?
2012-12-02 02:55:43 PM  
4 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

This week on Doomsday Preppers......
2012-12-02 07:47:01 PM  
3 votes:
www.thepublicityfirm.com
/ours from last year.
HBK
2012-12-02 06:22:18 PM  
3 votes:

Mad Mark: laid back w/bud light: In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.

A friend of mine worked at a one hour photo lab at our mall years ago. Me & a buddy saw him working & went to talk to him. He goes in back & brings a couple a pics out, slides them to us face down. "Keep 'em, we got copies. You didn't get them from me." They were each pics of a guy & gal naked tied to a bedpost. We walked around the mall and they had home improvement week with local businesses pedaling their stuff. One of the area home siding places was there with a couple of folding tables with pictures of homes they did. While my partner-in-crime distracted the siding expert, I slid the pics under the plexiglas topped table for the public to enjoy. After 5 minutes or so some old lady screamed in holy terror when she saw the pictures.
/CSB


Lol.

Reminds me a my own CSB: I knew a person who tore a page out of a porno mag and slid it through the glass in a trophy case at our high school. It stayed there for months because nobody had a key. And it was a Catholic school.
2012-12-02 06:02:42 PM  
3 votes:

laid back w/bud light: In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.


A friend of mine worked at a one hour photo lab at our mall years ago. Me & a buddy saw him working & went to talk to him. He goes in back & brings a couple a pics out, slides them to us face down. "Keep 'em, we got copies. You didn't get them from me." They were each pics of a guy & gal naked tied to a bedpost. We walked around the mall and they had home improvement week with local businesses pedaling their stuff. One of the area home siding places was there with a couple of folding tables with pictures of homes they did. While my partner-in-crime distracted the siding expert, I slid the pics under the plexiglas topped table for the public to enjoy. After 5 minutes or so some old lady screamed in holy terror when she saw the pictures.
/CSB
2012-12-02 05:16:18 PM  
3 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x432]
4.bp.blogspot.com
What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!


Alright, you know the rule, Goth kids on my right, Emo kids on the left, and Vampire kids can GTFO and go to hell.
2012-12-02 05:09:22 PM  
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!
2012-12-02 04:50:07 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
i233.photobucket.com
2012-12-02 04:47:41 PM  
3 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 427x600]

everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey


Interracial adoptions are so cute.
2012-12-02 04:31:36 PM  
3 votes:
Excuse me while i print some of these out and put them in my neighbor's mailbox...
2012-12-02 04:24:41 PM  
3 votes:
I bet with a little effort, you could date those right down to the second. Based on clothing, hairstyles, and hideous furry sofas.
2012-12-02 07:59:59 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-02 07:08:34 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

They have got to be aliens attempting to act human.
2012-12-02 05:06:15 PM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-02 04:52:11 PM  
2 votes:

safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.


img.photobucket.com
2012-12-02 04:48:12 PM  
2 votes:
If it is wrong to pose naked with children in photographs, then I don't want to be right...
2012-12-02 04:34:22 PM  
2 votes:
image.spreadshirt.net
2012-12-02 04:32:33 PM  
2 votes:
What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

24.media.tumblr.com

I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.
2012-12-02 04:27:46 PM  
2 votes:
www.billdoskoch.ca
2012-12-03 06:07:58 AM  
1 votes:
This is why Jerry Springer never runs out of dim wits.
2012-12-02 10:07:55 PM  
1 votes:
Pics? So much fail.

Thread? So much win.

/It's getting all merry up in this place.
2012-12-02 09:43:26 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com 

I love this thread so much.
2012-12-02 08:35:33 PM  
1 votes:

dwade: HempHead: Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

[www.joeydevilla.com image 600x904]

Great now I have to smash my HDD with a hammer before the FBI shows up.


Here is Cringely's story of how FedEx Kinkos wouldn't print that photo on his Xmas card:

Link
2012-12-02 08:24:24 PM  
1 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]


i.imgur.com



She was a virgin when they got the dog.
2012-12-02 07:39:35 PM  
1 votes:

HempHead: Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

[www.joeydevilla.com image 600x904]


Great now I have to smash my HDD with a hammer before the FBI shows up.
2012-12-02 06:52:37 PM  
1 votes:
Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

www.joeydevilla.com
2012-12-02 06:38:30 PM  
1 votes:

HBK: safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.

Before digital cameras, a good party prank was to take a picture of your junk with a camera somebody left laying around. Then when they get the pictures developed... BAM, random dick. I learned about that one in 8th grade.

Nowadays people have digital cameras, so it's not so funny.


Best King of Queens episode ever - Doug uses the disposable camera at friend's wedding to take "penis with top hat" photo.
2012-12-02 06:17:20 PM  
1 votes:

JohnCarter: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

When I think of Christmas, nothing like scantily kids...(definitely scary)

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 456x600]


YATTA!!! 
2012-12-02 06:08:06 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 401x600]

Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"


This looks extremely shopped for me. The guy is at an angle and the words on his shirt are so perfectly straight.

The one with the whole family blinking is great.
2012-12-02 05:55:29 PM  
1 votes:

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Heh, a coworker of mine used to tell the story about when her daughter's boyfriend pulled up to the house to pick her up, and there was a little pair of lace panties hanging from his rearview. (Yes, sadly this was a thing at one time.) My coworker's husband pulled his car out front of the house, went and got a pair of her XXL grannie panties and hung them from his mirror. They waited up for boyfriend to drop the daughter off. They say you could hear her scream for miles.

Yeah, boyfriend never showed up with the panties on the mirror again.

geoduck42: I'll admit it, I kinda liked that sofa.


It needs eyes. And teeth.
2012-12-02 05:45:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'll admit it, I kinda liked that sofa.
2012-12-02 05:43:09 PM  
1 votes:
In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.
2012-12-02 05:15:58 PM  
1 votes:
This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.
2012-12-02 05:14:17 PM  
1 votes:
Most of these are horrifying accidents and stupidities, but a few of them just struck me as committed performers.
2012-12-02 05:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
Not scary, terrifying, epic or awkward. Maybe the thrill has worn off after seeing these pictures for 8 christmases in a row.
2012-12-02 04:40:50 PM  
1 votes:
How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?
2012-12-02 04:37:49 PM  
1 votes:

CaesarSneezy: Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).


And yet, here you are.
2012-12-02 04:30:05 PM  
1 votes:
Does the writer also work for the Daily Mail? That's the only other place I've seen such unnecessary, insipid comments (besides Fark).
2012-12-02 02:27:33 PM  
1 votes:
ugh!

/reaches for the eye bleach
2012-12-01 06:58:33 PM  
1 votes:
+1 for the proper tag
 
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