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2012-12-02 06:02:39 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com 

Screw the balloon willy, what about the blood spatters on the wall and on Santa's right glove?
2012-12-02 04:42:10 PM
2 votes:

grimlock1972: How long before a fark family christmas photo photoshop contest ?


It's been ongoing.
2012-12-02 04:31:15 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
Clockwise from the man:

"LOL, mom"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL grandma"
"LOL mother in law"

"I, in fully sound state of mind, declare this to be my last will and testament. Burn all of my money and property in front of my only son, his biatch wife and their smelly daughters. Then stick a fan behind the ashes and trap them on the other side of the ash pile. Then turn the fan on and let the ashes blow all over their stupid clothes. But don't burn my stupid hat. That, you give back to my son, and say sternly, 'THIS IS WHY.' Then free them."
2012-12-02 04:24:41 PM
2 votes:
I bet with a little effort, you could date those right down to the second. Based on clothing, hairstyles, and hideous furry sofas.
2012-12-02 04:17:35 PM
2 votes:
The fig leaf and coconut one was the most disturbing one for me.
2012-12-03 06:11:42 AM
1 votes:
What really scares me is that some of these people have procreated, and they're allowed to vote
HBK
2012-12-02 08:29:11 PM
1 votes:

HempHead: Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~


Momma's got some nice cans.
2012-12-02 07:39:35 PM
1 votes:

HempHead: Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

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Great now I have to smash my HDD with a hammer before the FBI shows up.
2012-12-02 06:17:20 PM
1 votes:

JohnCarter: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

When I think of Christmas, nothing like scantily kids...(definitely scary)

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YATTA!!! 
2012-12-02 06:15:29 PM
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: DarkSoulNoHope: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x432]

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!

I used to live in Monmouth County. Do you honestly have any business? It's rich and conservative. How do you survive with your goth DJ business?


I get business by heading to the places that aren't so boringly conservative like Newark and New York City (currently working to get gigs in Philadelphia). Mainly surviving due to day jobs. The only place that isn't a Conservative hellhole is Asbury Park, unfortunately for me it's also a Hipster hellhole. (The Saint only does live shows, Asbury Lanes has been a hipster/rockabilly paradise since 2003, and the yuppified boardwalk isn't much help either!) I always have that fantasy that one day I'll win the lottery and take one of the ancient designed churches here with the small congregation and turn it into my own personal Goth club, but it's only a dream to keep me going. :)
2012-12-02 06:15:23 PM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.

Would have done the opposite to me, would have been happy to not be bothered all the time about the way I dress from my parents. My argument for them back then (and still is today, strangely enough), "I don't dress like this at work, I dress how I feel during 'my time'; because no common person who sees me and is opposed to me dressing how I feel in public has any personal bearing on my life. I should not change myself to comfort the assumed personal opinions of complete strangers."

I am curious of what that girl is like now, after she got "cured" and do you have any pics of the "Goth Family" handy?! :)


Nah, that was the mid '90s, when nobody had cameras handy. She was a few years younger than me so I was off to college not long after. Also, I doubt she hated getting hassled. I think kids dress like that because they want the negative attention because they can't get the kind of attention that they really want. I think if nobody laughed at gothapotamus they'd be even more emo.
2012-12-02 06:08:06 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 401x600]

Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"


This looks extremely shopped for me. The guy is at an angle and the words on his shirt are so perfectly straight.

The one with the whole family blinking is great.
2012-12-02 06:02:42 PM
1 votes:

laid back w/bud light: In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.


A friend of mine worked at a one hour photo lab at our mall years ago. Me & a buddy saw him working & went to talk to him. He goes in back & brings a couple a pics out, slides them to us face down. "Keep 'em, we got copies. You didn't get them from me." They were each pics of a guy & gal naked tied to a bedpost. We walked around the mall and they had home improvement week with local businesses pedaling their stuff. One of the area home siding places was there with a couple of folding tables with pictures of homes they did. While my partner-in-crime distracted the siding expert, I slid the pics under the plexiglas topped table for the public to enjoy. After 5 minutes or so some old lady screamed in holy terror when she saw the pictures.
/CSB
2012-12-02 05:55:29 PM
1 votes:

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Heh, a coworker of mine used to tell the story about when her daughter's boyfriend pulled up to the house to pick her up, and there was a little pair of lace panties hanging from his rearview. (Yes, sadly this was a thing at one time.) My coworker's husband pulled his car out front of the house, went and got a pair of her XXL grannie panties and hung them from his mirror. They waited up for boyfriend to drop the daughter off. They say you could hear her scream for miles.

Yeah, boyfriend never showed up with the panties on the mirror again.

geoduck42: I'll admit it, I kinda liked that sofa.


It needs eyes. And teeth.
2012-12-02 05:53:26 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: How does the article author not know who Bozo the Clown is? I mean, it's motherf♥ckin' BOZO. Isn't he essentially the high king or Pope of clowns?!?!


SO Glad this was covered by someone.
2012-12-02 05:28:44 PM
1 votes:

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Would have done the opposite to me, would have been happy to not be bothered all the time about the way I dress from my parents. My argument for them back then (and still is today, strangely enough), "I don't dress like this at work, I dress how I feel during 'my time'; because no common person who sees me and is opposed to me dressing how I feel in public has any personal bearing on my life. I should not change myself to comfort the assumed personal opinions of complete strangers."

I am curious of what that girl is like now, after she got "cured" and do you have any pics of the "Goth Family" handy?! :)
2012-12-02 05:16:18 PM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x432]
4.bp.blogspot.com
What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!


Alright, you know the rule, Goth kids on my right, Emo kids on the left, and Vampire kids can GTFO and go to hell.
2012-12-02 05:09:22 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!
2012-12-02 04:58:29 PM
1 votes:

SoxSweepAgain:
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Heh. If anything, I wanted to run away from the people I encountered at the photo lab.
2012-12-02 04:52:11 PM
1 votes:

safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.


img.photobucket.com
2012-12-02 04:50:07 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
i233.photobucket.com
2012-12-02 04:48:12 PM
1 votes:
If it is wrong to pose naked with children in photographs, then I don't want to be right...
2012-12-02 04:36:48 PM
1 votes:
That figleaf one will end up being Exhibit A in one of those kids defense lineup one day, mark my words....
2012-12-02 04:35:59 PM
1 votes:

Deathfrogg: The boy has a future.

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You realize that's a GIRL, right?
2012-12-02 04:33:59 PM
1 votes:
I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- Sunsets all look the same
- Crossdressers are who you least expect
- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Clowns are extremely miserable people
- Taking photos of the Las Vegas Strip at night through your windshield is an awful idea
- People have no idea how to read negative numbers (or file names for that matter)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.
2012-12-02 04:32:33 PM
1 votes:
What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

24.media.tumblr.com

I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.
2012-12-02 04:32:32 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com: Jews did it
2012-12-02 04:30:06 PM
1 votes:
Christmas sweaters are a polite way of saying "I hate you"
2012-12-02 04:25:14 PM
1 votes:
The boy has a future.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-02 04:23:06 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Is that a Hannah Anderson catalog picture?
2012-12-02 03:17:39 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

everybodys got something to hide except for me and my monkey
2012-12-02 02:55:43 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

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