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2012-12-02 05:28:44 PM  

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Would have done the opposite to me, would have been happy to not be bothered all the time about the way I dress from my parents. My argument for them back then (and still is today, strangely enough), "I don't dress like this at work, I dress how I feel during 'my time'; because no common person who sees me and is opposed to me dressing how I feel in public has any personal bearing on my life. I should not change myself to comfort the assumed personal opinions of complete strangers."

I am curious of what that girl is like now, after she got "cured" and do you have any pics of the "Goth Family" handy?! :)
 
2012-12-02 05:29:53 PM  

LazarusLong42: Enigmamf: Were these all ripped off from Awkward Family Photos by a lame shock-jock morning radio show? Or just the first one?

They couldn't even bother to crop the logo out of most of them. Pretty bad form.


it's a Jack format station. It's pretty remarkable they went as far as they did.
 
2012-12-02 05:30:25 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: 1.bp.blogspot.com


I'm fairly certain that's a parody.

Please say it is.
 
2012-12-02 05:37:25 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: GreatGlavinsGhost: 1.bp.blogspot.com

I'm fairly certain that's a parody.

Please say it is.


Na I am pretty sure thats my cousin Dave, he still lives in his doublewide up in East Tennessee, just past the Cumberland gap.
 
2012-12-02 05:38:43 PM  
How does the article author not know who Bozo the Clown is? I mean, it's motherf♥ckin' BOZO. Isn't he essentially the high king or Pope of clowns?!?!
 
2012-12-02 05:39:48 PM  
New!
 
2012-12-02 05:43:09 PM  
In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.
 
2012-12-02 05:45:30 PM  
I'll admit it, I kinda liked that sofa.
 
2012-12-02 05:49:59 PM  
Ha! These are just as funny as last year!

/and the year before
 
2012-12-02 05:50:34 PM  

whidbey: What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 468x376]

I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.


Later, they all went to the roof of the local Winn-Dixie and yelled out, "We are the beef people!"
 
2012-12-02 05:53:26 PM  

ZeroCorpse: How does the article author not know who Bozo the Clown is? I mean, it's motherf♥ckin' BOZO. Isn't he essentially the high king or Pope of clowns?!?!


SO Glad this was covered by someone.
 
2012-12-02 05:55:29 PM  

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Heh, a coworker of mine used to tell the story about when her daughter's boyfriend pulled up to the house to pick her up, and there was a little pair of lace panties hanging from his rearview. (Yes, sadly this was a thing at one time.) My coworker's husband pulled his car out front of the house, went and got a pair of her XXL grannie panties and hung them from his mirror. They waited up for boyfriend to drop the daughter off. They say you could hear her scream for miles.

Yeah, boyfriend never showed up with the panties on the mirror again.

geoduck42: I'll admit it, I kinda liked that sofa.


It needs eyes. And teeth.
 
2012-12-02 05:55:58 PM  

whidbey: What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

I mean, they had to have gotten them at Wal-Mart. It's one of those Major Dad things.


Which one is the animal torturer?
 
2012-12-02 05:56:00 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x432]

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!


I used to live in Monmouth County. Do you honestly have any business? It's rich and conservative. How do you survive with your goth DJ business?
 
2012-12-02 05:57:09 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

When I think of Christmas, nothing like scantily kids...(definitely scary)

2.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-02 05:59:24 PM  

JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.


Inspired parenting! +1
 
2012-12-02 06:02:08 PM  
TAKE IT AWAY UGLYCAT
 
2012-12-02 06:02:37 PM  
White people.

Just... white people.

Damn.
 
2012-12-02 06:02:39 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com 

Screw the balloon willy, what about the blood spatters on the wall and on Santa's right glove?
 
2012-12-02 06:02:42 PM  

laid back w/bud light: In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.


A friend of mine worked at a one hour photo lab at our mall years ago. Me & a buddy saw him working & went to talk to him. He goes in back & brings a couple a pics out, slides them to us face down. "Keep 'em, we got copies. You didn't get them from me." They were each pics of a guy & gal naked tied to a bedpost. We walked around the mall and they had home improvement week with local businesses pedaling their stuff. One of the area home siding places was there with a couple of folding tables with pictures of homes they did. While my partner-in-crime distracted the siding expert, I slid the pics under the plexiglas topped table for the public to enjoy. After 5 minutes or so some old lady screamed in holy terror when she saw the pictures.
/CSB
 
2012-12-02 06:08:06 PM  

offmymeds: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 401x600]

Dog: "Dear God, help me! I'm so afraid!"


This looks extremely shopped for me. The guy is at an angle and the words on his shirt are so perfectly straight.

The one with the whole family blinking is great.
 
2012-12-02 06:15:08 PM  
YIKES!!
 
2012-12-02 06:15:23 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: JonZoidberg: This girl at my church decided to go goth and embarrassed her family for a while by coming to church like that. One weekend her parents dragged her there and they were dressed up like that too. Cured it in one weekend.

Would have done the opposite to me, would have been happy to not be bothered all the time about the way I dress from my parents. My argument for them back then (and still is today, strangely enough), "I don't dress like this at work, I dress how I feel during 'my time'; because no common person who sees me and is opposed to me dressing how I feel in public has any personal bearing on my life. I should not change myself to comfort the assumed personal opinions of complete strangers."

I am curious of what that girl is like now, after she got "cured" and do you have any pics of the "Goth Family" handy?! :)


Nah, that was the mid '90s, when nobody had cameras handy. She was a few years younger than me so I was off to college not long after. Also, I doubt she hated getting hassled. I think kids dress like that because they want the negative attention because they can't get the kind of attention that they really want. I think if nobody laughed at gothapotamus they'd be even more emo.
 
2012-12-02 06:15:29 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: DarkSoulNoHope: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 353x432]

What I always wanted to do in my early 'mall goth/babybat stage'.

/now that I am older and wiser, I still want to do that!
//I will even trade hats. I get the red hat, he gets my yarmukle!

I used to live in Monmouth County. Do you honestly have any business? It's rich and conservative. How do you survive with your goth DJ business?


I get business by heading to the places that aren't so boringly conservative like Newark and New York City (currently working to get gigs in Philadelphia). Mainly surviving due to day jobs. The only place that isn't a Conservative hellhole is Asbury Park, unfortunately for me it's also a Hipster hellhole. (The Saint only does live shows, Asbury Lanes has been a hipster/rockabilly paradise since 2003, and the yuppified boardwalk isn't much help either!) I always have that fantasy that one day I'll win the lottery and take one of the ancient designed churches here with the small congregation and turn it into my own personal Goth club, but it's only a dream to keep me going. :)
 
2012-12-02 06:16:06 PM  

whidbey: What, no Mike Huckabee Family Christmas Photos?

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net


Stripes are slimming!

/so they're even bigger
 
2012-12-02 06:17:20 PM  

JohnCarter: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

When I think of Christmas, nothing like scantily kids...(definitely scary)

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YATTA!!!
 
2012-12-02 06:18:58 PM  

JohnCarter: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]

When I think of Christmas, nothing like scantily kids...(definitely scary)

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 451x600]


Mom and Dad look like real estate agents.
 
2012-12-02 06:19:05 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com

Hawt girl-on-girl action


/3 GILFs, 2 MILFs, 1 cup
 
HBK
2012-12-02 06:22:18 PM  

Mad Mark: laid back w/bud light: In-laws owned a photo lab years ago. Closed around the early start of the internet. They would make copies of every stupid or raunchy pic that came in for developing. They had a huge box of pictures and would laugh and laugh at all the loser pics and homemade porn that came in. Wish they had saved them. I could own a massive website today with all those pics.

A friend of mine worked at a one hour photo lab at our mall years ago. Me & a buddy saw him working & went to talk to him. He goes in back & brings a couple a pics out, slides them to us face down. "Keep 'em, we got copies. You didn't get them from me." They were each pics of a guy & gal naked tied to a bedpost. We walked around the mall and they had home improvement week with local businesses pedaling their stuff. One of the area home siding places was there with a couple of folding tables with pictures of homes they did. While my partner-in-crime distracted the siding expert, I slid the pics under the plexiglas topped table for the public to enjoy. After 5 minutes or so some old lady screamed in holy terror when she saw the pictures.
/CSB


Lol.

Reminds me a my own CSB: I knew a person who tore a page out of a porno mag and slid it through the glass in a trophy case at our high school. It stayed there for months because nobody had a key. And it was a Catholic school.
 
2012-12-02 06:27:00 PM  

JonZoidberg: Nah, that was the mid '90s, when nobody had cameras handy. She was a few years younger than me so I was off to college not long after. Also, I doubt she hated getting hassled. I think kids dress like that because they want the negative attention because they can't get the kind of attention that they really want. I think if nobody laughed at gothapotamus they'd be even more emo.


You're probably right, for some Goths it's a cry for attention, for others it's a coping mechanism. (like me. at least it started out that way, I think, and turned into a kind of lifestyle later on) For Emo kids though, it's just an excuse to find a way to be sad! Vampire kids on the other hand just plain suck!
 
2012-12-02 06:30:28 PM  

HBK: Reminds me a my own CSB: I knew a person who tore a page out of a porno mag and slid it through the glass in a trophy case at our high school. It stayed there for months because nobody had a key. And it was a Catholic school.


Actually they didn't take it out because the priest didn't think it was pornography. Now if it was a picture of an altar boy in his robes, the priest would snatch it out of your hands saying "THIS IS TOO DIRTY FOR YOU TO SEE AT YOUR AGE!"
 
2012-12-02 06:30:49 PM  

LewDux: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x600]: Jews

GAT_00 did it
 
HBK
2012-12-02 06:33:41 PM  

safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.


Before digital cameras, a good party prank was to take a picture of your junk with a camera somebody left laying around. Then when they get the pictures developed... BAM, random dick. I learned about that one in 8th grade.

Nowadays people have digital cameras, so it's not so funny.
 
2012-12-02 06:38:30 PM  

HBK: safeinsane: I learned quite a bit when I managed a Walmart photo lab, like:

- People like taking pictures of their junk (and I don't mean their messy houses)
- Chances are someone, somewhere will see even your most "private" photos if you decide to have them printed outside your home

Keep in mind that this was in the days before digital photography so...there you go.

Before digital cameras, a good party prank was to take a picture of your junk with a camera somebody left laying around. Then when they get the pictures developed... BAM, random dick. I learned about that one in 8th grade.

Nowadays people have digital cameras, so it's not so funny.


Best King of Queens episode ever - Doug uses the disposable camera at friend's wedding to take "penis with top hat" photo.
 
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2012-12-02 06:38:36 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn , Duuuuhuhuhuh, and GGGRRRRRrrrrrr wish you a happy Holiday!


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God. Damn.

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Who here wasn't raped by a clown(s) and/or Santa(s)?

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Welcome to fark.
 
2012-12-02 06:52:37 PM  
Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

www.joeydevilla.com
 
2012-12-02 06:56:05 PM  
Xxxx

Xxxx

dlisted.com
 
2012-12-02 06:58:47 PM  
Another Cringley

Another Cringley


www.cringely.com
 
2012-12-02 07:08:34 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

They have got to be aliens attempting to act human.
 
2012-12-02 07:16:37 PM  
Why not post all the pics from the site you stole them from?

Link
 
2012-12-02 07:27:03 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com

The one on the right is showing signs of crazy eyes already.
 
2012-12-02 07:32:42 PM  

FunkOut: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x334]

They have got to be aliens attempting to act human.


No, that's just how it was in the 70's.
 
2012-12-02 07:36:33 PM  
Hey, modmins, thanks for green lighting a link to content stolen from another website. That's pretty swell.

/sigh
//at least they wrote new captions, I guess.
 
2012-12-02 07:39:35 PM  

HempHead: Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 


Robert Cringeley's Xmas card~ 

[www.joeydevilla.com image 600x904]


Great now I have to smash my HDD with a hammer before the FBI shows up.
 
2012-12-02 07:47:01 PM  
www.thepublicityfirm.com
/ours from last year.
 
2012-12-02 07:52:14 PM  

cleofus: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 414x600] 

Screw the balloon willy, what about the blood spatters on the wall and on Santa's right glove?


The last child must have been "naughty".
 
2012-12-02 07:55:50 PM  
People are insanely stupid.
 
2012-12-02 07:59:59 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2012-12-02 08:07:31 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

I want this hat. Go, Granny!
 
2012-12-02 08:14:20 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I always have that fantasy that one day I'll win the lottery and take one of the ancient designed churches here with the small congregation and turn it into my own personal Goth club, but it's only a dream to keep me going. :)


You say it's "just" a dream, but if you really want it: Everything you do from now on should be with that goal in mind. Think of one thing you can do tomorrow toward making it happen, and do it. Do that every day, and someday, people might have a cool place to go, because of you.
 
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