fat aristotle: Unlikely team of ragtag kids take on the popular/more talented team in a sporting event and win.
Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps him
The_Fuzz: The comedy with 3 girls from New York and a horse that nobody wants to ride.
pivazena: Alien lands, endears itself to a broken family, hilarity ensues.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: A student seeks advice from a man with an eating disorderTHE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES
Matticus: Smell the Glove: Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps himErin Brockovich?way off
gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.
whatisaidwas: There is no parking in the white zone.
LemSkroob: yet another fark thread stolen from 4chan. fantastic.
SnarfVader: Rephrasing mine: Many people go camping. A few lucky ones get jobs making things for the camp owners.
whatshisname: Canoe trip is a real pain in the ass
Captain James T. Smirk: A homosexual law-enforcement officer struggles with the line between criminal and cop.
gadian: Ok, literally, nothing happens in that movie. It's just some guy standing around and talking.
willyfreddy: W.C.fields forever: willyfreddy: A guy walks into a bar...Barfly.Ooooh, close.
fusillade762: Reposting, since no one has even tried to guess yet.Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.
Tawnos: A guy has trouble coming out of the closet
ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.
GBmanNC: There are snakes on a plane.
knoxvelour: The sheriff is a ni-BONG!-
SnarfVader: Let's try this one again:Many people go camping. A few lucky ones end up with a job.
MBK: My contribution:Christmas party gone haywire, ends up costing millions of dollars in damages.
GoSlash27: That movie with manly men doing manly stuff. I'm pretty sure they're gay for each other, but they never come out and say it...
Tali: someradicaldude: brokenscissor: someradicaldude: Too much money + Boredom = shiat gets too real, but it isn't.The Kubrik film with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise?Eyes Wide Shut???No, though I see that conclusion.Strange Days?
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Young boy sees dead people. Rescues the girl, becomes beloved local hero.
whatisaidwas: It's pretty shaky, not very scary
gadian: Underrated comedy about courtly love.
Forecaster18: The cable gets fixed.
snarketyfarker: You know, that eighties movie with the two hot actresses and the famous musician in an acting role, and that band plays their big hit right at the beginning? Now, THAT was a make-out movie!
knoxvelour: Hitler tries to fark a blind chick
Summer Glau's Love Slave: whatshisname: Summer Glau's Love Slave: In which a gold time-piece is sequestered in a foul and gloomy place for a period of five years.Extremely Loud and Incredibly Closenope.Hint - Walken was in it.
Rvalldrgg: Black and White team up against Gray in a town filled with treasure. Be Happy Be Happy.was "Tekkon Kinkreet."
Rvalldrgg: What's in the box??
hubris73: Boy learns his father is an abusive jerk, then there are dinosaurs for some reason, and stars
DussoJanladde: A group of actors are forced to do a lot of improv.
falcon176: Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also sexMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also stupid kidMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also burnt moneyMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also ninjasMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also chick robotMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also he doesn't know he is a machineMachine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also has a heart for some reason
whatisaidwas: EchoMike: A couple of guys share a meal and chat.My Dinner with Andre
EchoMike: Crazy guy imagines that his shrink has hypnotized a slave to commit murder.
steerforth: Ryker's Peninsula: DeadGeek: DussoJanladde: This has yet to be answered:A football game is rudely explosively interrupted.Sum of All Fears is a very good answer, but it's not what I was thinking of.The Whole Nine Yards?Any Given Sunday?Michael Collins.
whatisaidwas: dah daht (rest, rest) dah dah dah Daht Daht dahhh
King Something: manitobamadman: A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
manitobamadman: A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".
gadian: A douchebag school boy is convinced that a heroic teacher is plotting to kill him and others.
mekki: A young couple try to figure out what to do with their very attached, unwanted roommate.
SnarfVader: Guy talks out his ass.Two possible answers to this one.
steerforth: Woman impersonates dolphin, wears sundress
Aar1012: Man learns that clowns aren't funny and can destroy a relationship
MaliFinn: No woman ever slept with me and lived!
NoseBrain: SnarfVader: Reposting the two that nobody has guessed yet:Rape, murder, arson, and rape.Man doesn't pronounce his last name correctly, nearly dies, loses fiance, and goes a little crazy in the end. Hint: He's also dogged by a one armed policeman.You said rape twice.
spidermilk: Boy turns into hoofed animal after a drinking binge.
SnarfVader: Reposting the two that nobody has guessed yet:Rape, murder, arson, and rape.Man doesn't pronounce his last name correctly, nearly dies, loses fiance, and goes a little crazy in the end. Hint: He's also dogged by a one armed policeman.
W.C.fields forever: A douche and a stutterer.
knoxvelour: An entire town turns against an elderly man after he finds $8,000
Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey
Feral_and_Preposterous: This guy takes to the sky to defend freedom from fascist dick-holes. He shows off and does aerial stunts and crap and acts all studly so he can maybe get in this chick's panties-and defend us from a fascist dick-hole.
spidermilk: Movie inspired by classified ad.
badhatharry: Liam Neeson is a bad ass expert at killing.
Strongbeerrules: A 24-year-old high school student time travels back to 1955 to unite his parents so he doesn't cease to exist.
Tali: knoxvelour: Two gay guys in the 1950s try to hide their love affair. One by dating the school floozie, the other by dating the prim and proper exchange student. Even though they frequently break out in song and dance, their secret is never revealed to the rest of the school.Grease, of course.
knoxvelour: Two gay guys in the 1950s try to hide their love affair. One by dating the school floozie, the other by dating the prim and proper exchange student. Even though they frequently break out in song and dance, their secret is never revealed to the rest of the school.
Sandor at the Zoo: An alcoholic and a Frog.
Midnight Poptart: Sandor at the Zoo: Midnight Poptart: A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.Big?Nice.A guy who hates guns falls in love with a terrible singer.
Blue_Blazer: whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife
Matticus: a western about singing and eating people
Anarchangel: Alright well, my last one was Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.New one:Kid deceives his own father and leads him into thinking that his dad's long-held dream will finally be fulfilled, only to crush it in his own desperate attempt to get laid by the hot girl at school
ArcadianRefugee: My all-time favorite (re-phrased):A young girl arrives in town and kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
TrixieDelite: Let me resubmit mine since it got lost in the shuffle:White man helps black man make more money.
Anarchangel: A nerd, a dork, a pervert, and a eunoch unleash hell on Earth.
thisispete: David Bowie's package.
fusillade762: Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.
Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl
serial_crusher: rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
pissedoffmick: texdent: Soldier befriends indigenous people and sides with them against those that want them goneDances With Wolves
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Caring poorly for your pet.
cman: It was a dark and rainy night
Matticus: Hoban Washburne: Matticus: a western about singing and eating peopleCannibal: The Musicalspadoinkle!
Ceteris Paribus says: The plan gets amended but fate and love prevail
redoctober65: A man with breathtaking anger management issues breaks stuff
MBK: Third sequel to my movie:Guy visits NYC, things go haywire and blow up, they visit Yankee stadium for some reason, then they visit Canada to catch the bad guy.
Mr. Murder: That 80's movie where no boy in the whole school can't recognize a smoking hot girl until she takes off her glasses.
pissedoffmick: Lou Gossett Jr. is involved.
Mr. Murder: Dorky boy likes popular girl.
eyehate: CoolBeans: Guy has to help rescue one or more people.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Blushing Wall Flower: Cooky romp-on-the-farm thanksgiving movie starring everyone's favorite comedian. The golden daughter returns with an unconventional fiance and the rest is a laugh-a-minute farce about love and accepting people for who they are.
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