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Archived thread
2012-12-01 06:14:52 PM
8 votes:

fat aristotle: Unlikely team of ragtag kids take on the popular/more talented team in a sporting event and win.


Red Dawn
2012-12-01 05:48:25 PM
6 votes:

Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps him


Erin Brockovich?
2012-12-02 12:10:33 AM
5 votes:

The_Fuzz: The comedy with 3 girls from New York and a horse that nobody wants to ride.


Sex And The City
2012-12-01 06:37:15 PM
4 votes:

pivazena: Alien lands, endears itself to a broken family, hilarity ensues.


Machete
2012-12-01 06:02:56 PM
4 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: A student seeks advice from a man with an eating disorder

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES


Close

Silence of the Lambs
2012-12-01 05:52:04 PM
4 votes:

Matticus: Smell the Glove: Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps him

Erin Brockovich?

way off


...it was finding nemo
2012-12-01 05:45:07 PM
4 votes:

gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.


Star Wars?
2012-12-02 02:12:30 AM
3 votes:

whatisaidwas: There is no parking in the white zone.


Roots
2012-12-02 12:52:55 AM
3 votes:

LemSkroob: yet another fark thread stolen from 4chan. fantastic.


The Princess Bride!
2012-12-02 12:28:38 AM
3 votes:

SnarfVader: Rephrasing mine: Many people go camping. A few lucky ones get jobs making things for the camp owners.


Oh god, Schindler's List?
2012-12-02 12:14:25 AM
3 votes:

whatshisname: Canoe trip is a real pain in the ass


Deliverance
2012-12-01 09:37:07 PM
3 votes:
Two girls share a cup.
2012-12-01 05:46:56 PM
3 votes:
The movie is on Lifetime at 6 pm EST and features perhaps the finest actress of our times.
2012-12-02 04:07:14 AM
2 votes:

Captain James T. Smirk: A homosexual law-enforcement officer struggles with the line between criminal and cop.


Kindergarten Cop
2012-12-02 02:00:02 AM
2 votes:

gadian: Ok, literally, nothing happens in that movie. It's just some guy standing around and talking.


Mitt Romney: A Life.
2012-12-02 01:53:39 AM
2 votes:

willyfreddy: W.C.fields forever: willyfreddy: A guy walks into a bar...

Barfly.

Ooooh, close.


Farbly???
2012-12-02 12:55:27 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Reposting, since no one has even tried to guess yet.

Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.


Rochelle,Rochelle, a girls strange and erotic journey from Milan to Minsk ?
2012-12-02 12:52:18 AM
2 votes:

Tawnos: A guy has trouble coming out of the closet


Burn After Reading.
2012-12-02 12:30:35 AM
2 votes:
An asteroid is hurtling towards earth, and a plucky ragtag group of oil miners is recruited to execute a daring plan to detonate a nuclear device deep inside it. Their leader, a balding, gruff yet likable man ultimately sacrifices himself so that his co-worker can marry his full-lipped breathy-voiced daughter. Rhymes with Blarmagedon.

Am I doing it right?
2012-12-02 12:21:29 AM
2 votes:

ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.


Castaway
2012-12-02 12:17:53 AM
2 votes:

GBmanNC: There are snakes on a plane.


Little mermaid?
2012-12-02 12:16:58 AM
2 votes:

knoxvelour: The sheriff is a ni-BONG!-


Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2012-12-02 12:16:02 AM
2 votes:

SnarfVader: Let's try this one again:

Many people go camping. A few lucky ones end up with a job.


The 10 commandments ?
2012-12-01 05:59:29 PM
2 votes:
boy meets girl. girl meets other boy. first boy comes back. second boy doesn't like first boy. second boy kills people. girl chooses first boy. second boy cries, secretly stalks girl until after her death.
2012-12-01 05:49:42 PM
2 votes:

MBK: My contribution:

Christmas party gone haywire, ends up costing millions of dollars in damages.


Die Hard?
2012-12-01 05:46:51 PM
2 votes:
Two guys steal a monkey
2012-12-02 05:31:37 PM
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: Spokane
168


I'm very late to the party, but I went through 1,500 posts and didn't see an answer.

So: Vision Quest.

What do I win?
2012-12-02 04:14:22 PM
1 votes:
Texans win, so here are the answers:

Someone comes to town. Lots of people leave. Yojimbo

Amoral businessman's life turned upside down by arrival of ex-girlfriend and her current boy-toy. Casablanca

Foul-mouthed racist electrocutes gay man. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Famous actor gets strung out after life invaded by amoral threesome.
Being John Malkovich

Mother flees to protect son, only to find new, drug-filled neighborhood changing him. Dune

Courier for elderly man thwarted by last-minute theft. Sort of a cheat, since it's three movies: The Lord of the Rings

Man's life work crumbles around him while his wife's underground party scene blows up in her face. Downfall

Overweight family man drawn into reckless adventure by hot babe. The Incredibles

Redneck leads killing spree.
Inglorious Basterds

Subjected to relentless abuse, teenager goes on violent, drug-fueled spree. Dazed and Confused

Serial rapist infiltrates hippie commune. Zardoz
2012-12-02 11:19:50 AM
1 votes:

GoSlash27: That movie with manly men doing manly stuff. I'm pretty sure they're gay for each other, but they never come out and say it...


Top Gun?
2012-12-02 10:03:04 AM
1 votes:

Tali: someradicaldude: brokenscissor: someradicaldude: Too much money + Boredom = shiat gets too real, but it isn't.

The Kubrik film with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise?

Eyes Wide Shut???

No, though I see that conclusion.

Strange Days?


No.... there went two thousand dollars.
2012-12-02 05:17:09 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Young boy sees dead people. Rescues the girl, becomes beloved local hero.


The Dictator?

whatisaidwas: It's pretty shaky, not very scary


On Golden Pond?
2012-12-02 05:09:55 AM
1 votes:

gadian: Underrated comedy about courtly love.


26.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-02 05:08:23 AM
1 votes:

Forecaster18: The cable gets fixed.

 

i347.photobucket.com
2012-12-02 04:02:49 AM
1 votes:

snarketyfarker: You know, that eighties movie with the two hot actresses and the famous musician in an acting role, and that band plays their big hit right at the beginning? Now, THAT was a make-out movie!


my left foot?
2012-12-02 03:02:41 AM
1 votes:

knoxvelour: Hitler tries to fark a blind chick


Fark Presents: The Anne Frank Story
2012-12-02 02:44:16 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: whatshisname: Summer Glau's Love Slave: In which a gold time-piece is sequestered in a foul and gloomy place for a period of five years.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

nope.

Hint - Walken was in it.


You mean: It was in Walken.
2012-12-02 02:29:31 AM
1 votes:
It's the one with that one person from that video.
2012-12-02 02:29:21 AM
1 votes:

Rvalldrgg: Black and White team up against Gray in a town filled with treasure. Be Happy Be Happy.

was "Tekkon Kinkreet."


Oh! [slaps head] Why didn't I think of that?

/WTF?
2012-12-02 02:23:20 AM
1 votes:

Rvalldrgg: What's in the box??


Teeth?
2012-12-02 02:21:36 AM
1 votes:

hubris73: Boy learns his father is an abusive jerk, then there are dinosaurs for some reason, and stars


The 10 commandments ?
2012-12-02 02:21:30 AM
1 votes:

DussoJanladde: A group of actors are forced to do a lot of improv.


The Aristocrats!
2012-12-02 02:21:25 AM
1 votes:

falcon176: Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also sex
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also stupid kid
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also burnt money
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also ninjas
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also chick robot
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also he doesn't know he is a machine
Machine man talks shiat and blows shiat up also has a heart for some reason


Citizen Kane?
2012-12-02 02:18:54 AM
1 votes:

Rvalldrgg: What's in the box??


The Vagina Monologues

/also Se7en
2012-12-02 02:18:36 AM
1 votes:

whatisaidwas: EchoMike: A couple of guys share a meal and chat.

My Dinner with Andre


stockfresh.com
2012-12-02 01:55:02 AM
1 votes:

EchoMike: Crazy guy imagines that his shrink has hypnotized a slave to commit murder.


Roots
2012-12-02 01:53:42 AM
1 votes:

steerforth: Ryker's Peninsula: DeadGeek: DussoJanladde: This has yet to be answered:

A football game is rudely explosively interrupted.

Sum of All Fears is a very good answer, but it's not what I was thinking of.

The Whole Nine Yards?

Any Given Sunday?

Michael Collins.


The Replacements when the guy pukes?
2012-12-02 01:51:05 AM
1 votes:

whatisaidwas: dah daht (rest, rest) dah dah dah Daht Daht dahhh


Jaws
2012-12-02 01:39:09 AM
1 votes:

King Something: manitobamadman: A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York


Sorry, Home alone 3 or I would have accepted Home Alone 4, also.
2012-12-02 01:36:59 AM
1 votes:

manitobamadman: A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".


Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
2012-12-02 01:36:30 AM
1 votes:

manitobamadman: A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".


Zardoz.
2012-12-02 01:35:57 AM
1 votes:
A child's family go on a Christmas vacation without him, leaving him " Home Alone ".
2012-12-02 01:35:37 AM
1 votes:
It was written, directed and produced by Tyler Perry....oh, and I think he also starred in it
2012-12-02 01:34:59 AM
1 votes:

gadian: A douchebag school boy is convinced that a heroic teacher is plotting to kill him and others.


The Harry Potter series
2012-12-02 01:33:48 AM
1 votes:

mekki: A young couple try to figure out what to do with their very attached, unwanted roommate.


Marley & Me
2012-12-02 01:31:02 AM
1 votes:

SnarfVader: Guy talks out his ass.

Two possible answers to this one.


Any Michael Moore movie
2012-12-02 01:26:06 AM
1 votes:

steerforth: Woman impersonates dolphin, wears sundress


Hudson Hawk?
2012-12-02 01:18:30 AM
1 votes:

Aar1012: Man learns that clowns aren't funny and can destroy a relationship


Killer Clowns from outer Space?
2012-12-02 01:12:20 AM
1 votes:

MaliFinn: No woman ever slept with me and lived!


Godzilla?
2012-12-02 01:11:32 AM
1 votes:

MaliFinn: No woman ever slept with me and lived!


Forrest Gump.
2012-12-02 01:07:40 AM
1 votes:

NoseBrain: SnarfVader: Reposting the two that nobody has guessed yet:

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Man doesn't pronounce his last name correctly, nearly dies, loses fiance, and goes a little crazy in the end. Hint: He's also dogged by a one armed policeman.

You said rape twice.


I like rape.
2012-12-02 01:07:37 AM
1 votes:

spidermilk: Boy turns into hoofed animal after a drinking binge.


Pinocchio
2012-12-02 01:06:12 AM
1 votes:

SnarfVader: Reposting the two that nobody has guessed yet:

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Man doesn't pronounce his last name correctly, nearly dies, loses fiance, and goes a little crazy in the end. Hint: He's also dogged by a one armed policeman.


You said rape twice.
2012-12-02 01:04:10 AM
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: A douche and a stutterer.


The King's Speech?
2012-12-02 01:03:32 AM
1 votes:

W.C.fields forever: A douche and a stutterer.


Rainman?
2012-12-02 01:03:16 AM
1 votes:

knoxvelour: An entire town turns against an elderly man after he finds $8,000


It's a Wonderful Life
2012-12-02 12:59:37 AM
1 votes:

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Any Which Way but Loose?
2012-12-02 12:57:48 AM
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: This guy takes to the sky to defend freedom from fascist dick-holes. He shows off and does aerial stunts and crap and acts all studly so he can maybe get in this chick's panties-and defend us from a fascist dick-hole.


The Rocketeer.
2012-12-02 12:55:00 AM
1 votes:

spidermilk: Movie inspired by classified ad.


Safety Not Guaranteed
2012-12-02 12:53:12 AM
1 votes:

badhatharry: Liam Neeson is a bad ass expert at killing.


Rob Roy Episode 1: Taken
2012-12-02 12:51:46 AM
1 votes:

Strongbeerrules: A 24-year-old high school student time travels back to 1955 to unite his parents so he doesn't cease to exist.


Can you get a bit vaguer?
2012-12-02 12:51:08 AM
1 votes:

Tali: knoxvelour: Two gay guys in the 1950s try to hide their love affair. One by dating the school floozie, the other by dating the prim and proper exchange student. Even though they frequently break out in song and dance, their secret is never revealed to the rest of the school.

Grease, of course.


West Side Story

/ Maria, I just met a guy named Maria...
2012-12-02 12:50:24 AM
1 votes:

Tawnos: A guy has trouble coming out of the closet


The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe?
2012-12-02 12:44:12 AM
1 votes:

knoxvelour: Two gay guys in the 1950s try to hide their love affair. One by dating the school floozie, the other by dating the prim and proper exchange student. Even though they frequently break out in song and dance, their secret is never revealed to the rest of the school.


Grease, of course.
2012-12-02 12:42:45 AM
1 votes:
In which a gold time-piece is sequestered in a foul and gloomy place for a period of five years.
2012-12-02 12:39:24 AM
1 votes:

Sandor at the Zoo: An alcoholic and a Frog.


Smokey and the Bandit 2?
2012-12-02 12:38:21 AM
1 votes:

Midnight Poptart: Sandor at the Zoo: Midnight Poptart: A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.

Big?

Nice.

A guy who hates guns falls in love with a terrible singer.


Evita
2012-12-02 12:37:49 AM
1 votes:
A somewhat pudgy white water canoeing enthusiast entertains a group of local hunters by demonstrating his oral skills of animal mimicry.
2012-12-02 12:37:18 AM
1 votes:

Blue_Blazer: whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife


cannibal holocaust?
2012-12-02 12:36:32 AM
1 votes:

Matticus: a western about singing and eating people


Fried Green Tomatoes?
2012-12-02 12:28:42 AM
1 votes:

Anarchangel: Alright well, my last one was Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

New one:

Kid deceives his own father and leads him into thinking that his dad's long-held dream will finally be fulfilled, only to crush it in his own desperate attempt to get laid by the hot girl at school


The 10 commandments ?
2012-12-02 12:22:14 AM
1 votes:

ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.


Se7en
2012-12-02 12:12:37 AM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: My all-time favorite (re-phrased):

A young girl arrives in town and kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again.


Debbie does Dallas.
2012-12-02 12:12:18 AM
1 votes:

fat aristotle: Unlikely team of ragtag kids take on the popular/more talented team in a sporting event and win.


Shining?
2012-12-02 12:10:08 AM
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: My all-time favorite (re-phrased):

A young girl arrives in town and kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again.


Wizard of Oz.
2012-12-02 12:09:10 AM
1 votes:

TrixieDelite: Let me resubmit mine since it got lost in the shuffle:

White man helps black man make more money.


Blazing Saddles?
2012-12-02 12:05:18 AM
1 votes:

Anarchangel: A nerd, a dork, a pervert, and a eunoch unleash hell on Earth.


Weird Science.
2012-12-02 12:02:18 AM
1 votes:
There are snakes on a plane.
2012-12-01 11:54:00 PM
1 votes:
Young boy relocates with his family, is embroiled in drama over drug trade and land use rights.
2012-12-01 11:52:57 PM
1 votes:

thisispete: David Bowie's package.


How sad is it that I KNOW this is Labyrinth?
2012-12-01 11:50:19 PM
1 votes:

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Jay and Silent Bob strike back?
2012-12-01 11:47:24 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.


Anna Karenina?
2012-12-01 11:45:16 PM
1 votes:

Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl


Dodgeball?
2012-12-01 11:12:55 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape


Alien?
2012-12-01 09:51:41 PM
1 votes:
wow. what a shiatty link.

/human centipede.
2012-12-01 08:56:41 PM
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: texdent: Soldier befriends indigenous people and sides with them against those that want them gone

Dances With Wolves


Dances with FernAvaHontas: The Last Rainforest
2012-12-01 08:47:45 PM
1 votes:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Caring poorly for your pet.


Cujo.
2012-12-01 08:27:49 PM
1 votes:

cman: It was a dark and rainy night


Rocky Horror Picture Show!
2012-12-01 08:25:06 PM
1 votes:
It was a dark and rainy night
2012-12-01 06:34:36 PM
1 votes:

pivazena: Alien lands, endears itself to a broken family, hilarity ensues.


Mac & Me?
2012-12-01 06:31:44 PM
1 votes:

Matticus: Hoban Washburne: Matticus: a western about singing and eating people

Cannibal: The Musical

spadoinkle!


My heart's as full as a baked potato!
2012-12-01 06:00:57 PM
1 votes:

Ceteris Paribus says: The plan gets amended but fate and love prevail


Armageddon?
2012-12-01 05:59:28 PM
1 votes:
A student seeks advice from a man with an eating disorder
2012-12-01 05:57:47 PM
1 votes:
Protagonist encounters problems.

Antagonist worsens them.

Protagonist ultimately prevails.
2012-12-01 05:57:15 PM
1 votes:

redoctober65: A man with breathtaking anger management issues breaks stuff


The Remains of the Day?
2012-12-01 05:55:40 PM
1 votes:

MBK: Third sequel to my movie:

Guy visits NYC, things go haywire and blow up, they visit Yankee stadium for some reason, then they visit Canada to catch the bad guy.


This appears to go on forever. I assume you're referring to "Saw."
2012-12-01 05:52:50 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Murder: That 80's movie where no boy in the whole school can't recognize a smoking hot girl until she takes off her glasses.


Yeah, that narrows it down.
2012-12-01 05:51:24 PM
1 votes:
That 80's movie where no boy in the whole school can't recognize a smoking hot girl until she takes off her glasses.
2012-12-01 05:51:23 PM
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: Lou Gossett Jr. is involved.


Chappy!
2012-12-01 05:50:58 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Murder: Dorky boy likes popular girl.


Now that's gotta be Star Wars.
2012-12-01 05:50:37 PM
1 votes:

eyehate: CoolBeans: Guy has to help rescue one or more people.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?


Um - sure - why the hell not.
2012-12-01 05:48:25 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Murder: Dorky boy likes popular girl.


My Left Foot?
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-01 05:47:50 PM
1 votes:
My contribution:

Christmas party gone haywire, ends up costing millions of dollars in damages.
2012-12-01 05:47:48 PM
1 votes:

Blushing Wall Flower: Cooky romp-on-the-farm thanksgiving movie starring everyone's favorite comedian. The golden daughter returns with an unconventional fiance and the rest is a laugh-a-minute farce about love and accepting people for who they are.


The Muppets take Manhattan?
2012-12-01 05:46:13 PM
1 votes:
A bunch of people lose their sight but that one girl doesn't. I think it is the same girl that was in that movie where she decided to not be a victim anymore but maybe she just looks like her
 
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