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2012-12-01 05:49:42 PM  
4 votes:

MBK: My contribution:

Christmas party gone haywire, ends up costing millions of dollars in damages.


Die Hard?
2012-12-01 06:19:52 PM  
3 votes:

thisispete: Fencing, fighting, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.


the princess bride
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-01 05:46:48 PM  
3 votes:

gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.


Rounders?
2012-12-02 12:10:08 AM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: My all-time favorite (re-phrased):

A young girl arrives in town and kills the first person she meets, then teams up with three strangers to kill again.


Wizard of Oz.
2012-12-01 06:07:12 PM  
2 votes:

Blushing Wall Flower: Cooky romp-on-the-farm thanksgiving movie starring everyone's favorite comedian. The golden daughter returns with an unconventional fiance and the rest is a laugh-a-minute farce about love and accepting people for who they are.


Son in Law!
2012-12-02 11:44:54 PM  
1 vote:

HiFiGuy: Beer heiress saved from mind-control doc by inseparable brothers.


Strange Brew?
2012-12-02 07:45:41 PM  
1 vote:

KnowledgeJunkie: Here's one:

A determined man's plan to retire in Mexico.


Shawshank Redemption
2012-12-02 04:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
Texans win, so here are the answers:

Someone comes to town. Lots of people leave. Yojimbo

Amoral businessman's life turned upside down by arrival of ex-girlfriend and her current boy-toy. Casablanca

Foul-mouthed racist electrocutes gay man. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Famous actor gets strung out after life invaded by amoral threesome.
Being John Malkovich

Mother flees to protect son, only to find new, drug-filled neighborhood changing him. Dune

Courier for elderly man thwarted by last-minute theft. Sort of a cheat, since it's three movies: The Lord of the Rings

Man's life work crumbles around him while his wife's underground party scene blows up in her face. Downfall

Overweight family man drawn into reckless adventure by hot babe. The Incredibles

Redneck leads killing spree.
Inglorious Basterds

Subjected to relentless abuse, teenager goes on violent, drug-fueled spree. Dazed and Confused

Serial rapist infiltrates hippie commune. Zardoz
2012-12-02 11:27:41 AM  
1 vote:

EchoMike: slave to


Funny I didn't get this last night: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
2012-12-02 10:19:22 AM  
1 vote:

brokenscissor: Purple Rain (the film) is 80's kistch. Prince, however, is classic.

A stepmother hires a redneck to off her stepdaughter and offers a bonus if he rips out the childs heart and brings it to her.Yeehaw.


Snow White
2012-12-02 08:46:36 AM  
1 vote:

brokenscissor: Repeating: Dad farks babysitter. Instant American classic.

Hint: Soundtrack by Rodgers and Hammerstein.


The Sound of Music?
2012-12-02 07:42:41 AM  
1 vote:

EchoMike: A couple of guys share a meal and chat.


My Dinner with Andre!
2012-12-02 05:09:55 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: Underrated comedy about courtly love.


26.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-02 04:08:09 AM  
1 vote:

snarketyfarker: You know, that eighties movie with the two hot actresses and the famous musician in an acting role, and that band plays their big hit right at the beginning? Now, THAT was a make-out movie!


Purple Rain
2012-12-02 02:56:23 AM  
1 vote:

W.C.fields forever: W.C.fields forever: W.C.fields forever: W.C.fields forever: Dude trips up a bank robber.

Hint....he is known to imbibe.

Hint..Hint..The main character absolutely hated kids.

If he had live to life over again;He would live it over a bar.

//I can't even look at youse guise anymore.


I'm out...The Bank Cock.
2012-12-02 02:21:17 AM  
1 vote:

DussoJanladde: A group of actors are forced to do a lot of improv.


Galaxy Quest?
2012-12-02 02:17:35 AM  
1 vote:

EchoMike: A couple of guys share a meal and chat.


My Dinner with Andre
2012-12-02 02:09:38 AM  
1 vote:

JosephFinn: SnarfVader: Let me add to this: Nude vacuuming in Sigourney Weaver's place.

Working GIrl


Ding ding ding!
2012-12-02 02:08:00 AM  
1 vote:

King Something: It's after 2 am, so I'm going to bed now. Hopefully these three get answered at some point:

Alien manipulates the very essence of the universe on a whim. John Smith and an old friend undo this.

A man partakes in animal husbandry. Two others ride a taxi.

A heavy metal band attends group therapy.


The third on the that Metallica movie... Some kind of Monster or something
2012-12-02 01:55:02 AM  
1 vote:

had98c: Guy has a nice job in security until one day he's forced to leave the job. He meets a girl, they make a bold escape but are chased down by his former best friend who tries to kill him. Guy and girl go back where they started and blow the place up, saving the day.


Logan's Run
2012-12-02 01:44:28 AM  
1 vote:

EchoMike: Social outcast and friends take over the TV airwaves and overcome attempts by a corrupt network executive to thwart their success.


UHF
2012-12-02 01:42:18 AM  
1 vote:

EchoMike: Quiet loner stumbles upon a plot to embezzle thousands of dollars from a tech firm, escapes with the money scot-free and manages to destroy the company before fleeing the country.


Office Space.
2012-12-02 01:36:23 AM  
1 vote:

King Something: Guy travels through space and time with himself and himself.


The Three Doctors?
2012-12-02 01:32:17 AM  
1 vote:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: The movie that claimed to go on forever, yet did not.


Either Triumph of the Will, or the Never Ending Story.
2012-12-02 01:28:42 AM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Grandpa reads a book, then kid reads a book, and so on.


Neverending Story

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: A middle-easterner is tortured by the government.


The Passion of the Christ


Here is mine:

Young man reminds old man what being a Nazi is really all about.
2012-12-02 01:11:47 AM  
1 vote:

Tawnos: Man justifies mass murder


I'm going to sound horrible for saying this but the historian in me says this and I don't want to offend anyone

Triumph of the Will
2012-12-02 01:10:20 AM  
1 vote:

King Something: Homocidally insane Scot holds conversation with witches. A character's birth by C-Section becomes a major plot point.


Macbeth.
2012-12-02 01:08:23 AM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Reposting the two that nobody has guessed yet:

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

Man doesn't pronounce his last name correctly, nearly dies, loses fiance, and goes a little crazy in the end. Hint: He's also dogged by a one armed policeman.


Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.
2012-12-02 01:07:37 AM  
1 vote:

spidermilk: Boy turns into hoofed animal after a drinking binge.


Pinocchio
2012-12-02 01:04:36 AM  
1 vote:

mekki: A real estate agent goes East to talk to a new client about buying property. The new client travels back to the agent's hometown and hits on his wife, while hooking up with another local woman. The agent returns home and teams up with a few acquaintances to deal with the new client.


Dracula
2012-12-02 12:58:27 AM  
1 vote:

Midnight Poptart: Man with a speech impediment loves his roommate's girlfriend, but her brother keeps tormenting him.


A Fish Called Wanda
2012-12-02 12:52:46 AM  
1 vote:

MaliFinn: No more dirt.


Waterworld
2012-12-02 12:44:53 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VTGremlin: Updated with clues:

A farmer inadvertently becomes involved in a war. With the help of a jailbird(the greatest swordsman that ever lived), he wins. Also, there's a possum. And tree nuts.

Willow?


Yes. I would have also accepted Best Movie In The World.
2012-12-02 12:44:23 AM  
1 vote:

Midnight Poptart: Blue_Blazer: Midnight Poptart: Sandor at the Zoo: Midnight Poptart: A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.

Big?

Nice.

A guy who hates guns falls in love with a terrible singer.

Evita

Nope. An even worse singer.


Gigli.
2012-12-02 12:38:05 AM  
1 vote:

King Something: Guy travels through space and time with himself and himself.


slaughterhouse 5
2012-12-02 12:36:33 AM  
1 vote:
One actor portrays an executive, a Brit, and a doctor, but not a pilot!
2012-12-02 12:28:38 AM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Rephrasing mine: Many people go camping. A few lucky ones get jobs making things for the camp owners.


Oh god, Schindler's List?
2012-12-02 12:22:28 AM  
1 vote:

daveinsurgent: Winning is not what you think it is.


Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.
2012-12-02 12:22:14 AM  
1 vote:

ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.


Se7en
2012-12-02 12:14:35 AM  
1 vote:

Midnight Poptart: Guy gets roped into taking some woman down the river in his boat. He loses the boat.


African Queen?
2012-12-02 12:14:25 AM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: Canoe trip is a real pain in the ass


Deliverance
2012-12-02 12:13:45 AM  
1 vote:
Canoe trip is a real pain in the ass
2012-12-02 12:13:03 AM  
1 vote:

moran: Girl learns how to clean


Leon
2012-12-02 12:10:33 AM  
1 vote:

The_Fuzz: The comedy with 3 girls from New York and a horse that nobody wants to ride.


Sex And The City
2012-12-02 12:10:15 AM  
1 vote:

DeadGeek: "Good Journey"

Hint: 80's movie.


Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Sandor at the Zoo: Math ain't all it cracked up to be.


Pi
2012-12-02 12:08:10 AM  
1 vote:

Aar1012: Guy beats other guy in battle after reading a book


Patton?
2012-12-02 12:04:23 AM  
1 vote:

Sandor at the Zoo: The cripple did it.


The Usual Suspects?
2012-12-01 11:56:28 PM  
1 vote:

elffster: ok fine ill try to describe a movie im thinking of:

Some dudes are in space and they do stuff. One is a bit of an outcast from the rest and eventually he goes batty and takes over and kills everyone. Then other stuff happens.


Sunshine?
2012-12-01 11:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Jay and Silent Bob strike back?
2012-12-01 11:45:16 PM  
1 vote:

Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl


Dodgeball?
2012-12-01 11:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

CavalierEternal: A new teacher at a tough inner-city school tries to find a way to reach their students.


To Sir With Love?
2012-12-01 11:17:42 PM  
1 vote:

CavalierEternal: A new teacher at a tough inner-city school tries to find a way to reach their students.


Welcome Back Kotter
2012-12-01 10:46:30 PM  
1 vote:

redoctober65: One event, four versions


Rashoman
2012-12-01 10:31:15 PM  
1 vote:

SnarfVader: Kid plays a video game and saves the world.


The Last Starfighter?
2012-12-01 08:56:41 PM  
1 vote:

pissedoffmick: texdent: Soldier befriends indigenous people and sides with them against those that want them gone

Dances With Wolves


Dances with FernAvaHontas: The Last Rainforest
2012-12-01 08:35:40 PM  
1 vote:

thisispete: Fencing, fighting, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.


The Princess Bride
2012-12-01 08:34:28 PM  
1 vote:

texdent: Soldier befriends indigenous people and sides with them against those that want them gone


Dances With Wolves
2012-12-01 08:27:49 PM  
1 vote:

cman: It was a dark and rainy night


Rocky Horror Picture Show!
2012-12-01 06:48:37 PM  
1 vote:
Lets try a tough one:

you've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Laika,and Ingemar Johansson are all featured prominently
2012-12-01 06:35:37 PM  
1 vote:

fat aristotle: pivazena: Sandlot!

Negatory.


Mighty Ducks
2012-12-01 06:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

pivazena: Alien lands, endears itself to a broken family, hilarity ensues.


Mac & Me?
2012-12-01 06:28:21 PM  
1 vote:

Matticus: a western about singing and eating people


Cannibal: The Musical
2012-12-01 06:25:30 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *kicks at the ground bashfully*


Cute.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Road House


Haven't seen it.

See?

middleoftheday: Be careful, BWF. The TMLO/mids thing started in the 30s. You could be in for a long haul.


O_O

Consider me officially frightened off. *flees thread*
2012-12-01 06:02:56 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: One Bad Apple: A student seeks advice from a man with an eating disorder

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES


Close

Silence of the Lambs
2012-12-01 05:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
A student seeks advice from a man with an eating disorder
2012-12-01 05:59:24 PM  
1 vote:

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-12-01 05:58:09 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MBK: Third sequel to my movie:

Guy visits NYC, things go haywire and blow up, they visit Yankee stadium for some reason, then they visit Canada to catch the bad guy.

Highlander: Endgame!


HIGHLANDER DID NOT HAVE ANY SEQUELS.

I don't care what you or Christopher Lambert say.
2012-12-01 05:57:45 PM  
1 vote:

Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps him


Batman ?


Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


King Kong ?


/I am so bad at these
2012-12-01 05:55:08 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Blushing Wall Flower: Signs is middleoftheday's favorite movie.

CLOSE! :D


Turner and Hooch

Mad Dog and Glory
2012-12-01 05:52:04 PM  
1 vote:

Matticus: Smell the Glove: Matticus: man's family murdered, mentally handicapped woman helps him

Erin Brockovich?

way off


...it was finding nemo
2012-12-01 05:45:29 PM  
1 vote:
Guy with a broken nose doesn't catch the bad guy
2012-12-01 05:45:07 PM  
1 vote:

gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.


Star Wars?
 
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