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2012-12-02 12:30:37 AM
party crasher is exposed
 
2012-12-02 12:30:38 AM

SnarfVader: Sandor at the Zoo: SnarfVader: Rephrasing mine: Many people go camping. A few lucky ones get jobs making things for the camp owners.

Oh god, Schindler's List?

Yes.


Brutal, but clever, haha.
 
2012-12-02 12:30:51 AM

Kelquin: The movie shows you who dies in the end at the beginning of the movie but you still cry at the end of the movie when it happens.


That sounds Disneyish
 
2012-12-02 12:30:55 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Man kidnaps mentally ill woman, forces her to be his wife and raise his children.


Overboard
 
2012-12-02 12:30:56 AM
A farmer inadvertently becomes involved in a war. With the help of a jailbird, he wins. Also, a possum.
 
2012-12-02 12:31:04 AM
A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.
 
2012-12-02 12:31:10 AM

manitobamadman: Anarchangel: Alright well, my last one was Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

New one:

Kid deceives his own father and leads him into thinking that his dad's long-held dream will finally be fulfilled, only to crush it in his own desperate attempt to get laid by the hot girl at school

The 10 commandments ?


nope
 
2012-12-02 12:31:12 AM

Anarchangel: Alright well, my last one was Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

New one:

Kid deceives his own father and leads him into thinking that his dad's long-held dream will finally be fulfilled, only to crush it in his own desperate attempt to get laid by the hot girl at school


The Goofy Movie
 
2012-12-02 12:31:17 AM

spidermilk: Nerdy boy has rules for staying alive. Breaks one.


Zombieland.
 
2012-12-02 12:31:26 AM
Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife
 
2012-12-02 12:31:27 AM
Jedi? Does it have the word Jedi in it?
 
2012-12-02 12:31:43 AM

badhatharry: Elaborate method of appeasing the Gods fails.


Cabin in the Woods!
 
2012-12-02 12:31:53 AM
Also, back there somewhere I saw a still from ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS. They advise against drinking your pee in that movie.
 
2012-12-02 12:31:54 AM

SnarfVader: Several people go camping. A few lucky ones go to work instead.


Deliverance?
 
2012-12-02 12:32:01 AM

TrixieDelite: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Man kidnaps mentally ill woman, forces her to be his wife and raise his children.

Overboard!


Yep!
 
2012-12-02 12:32:19 AM

Kelquin: The movie shows you who dies in the end at the beginning of the movie but you still cry at the end of the movie when it happens.


Saving Private Ryan
 
2012-12-02 12:32:27 AM

SilentStrider: A small ship is being attacked by a larger ship which directly leads to a rebellious young farmboy who lives with his step-parent and meets a wise, older man who knew his father and asks him to join some crazy space mission and they sit in a a bar full of aliens together. Then has to go on a starship in order to save that partner who originally hated him but who ends up becoming good friends with him by the end. And then they end up destroying the evil large ship that can destroy planets. Then medals are given out in the end in some great ceremony.

A hint- Its not Star Wars.


/yes I copy-pasted that from tv tropes.


Sounds like the new Star Trek with Chris Pine and that guy who played Sylar.
 
2012-12-02 12:32:28 AM

Midnight Poptart: A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.


Big?
 
2012-12-02 12:32:41 AM

SnarfVader: ryant123: JosephFinn: ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.

Se7en

Ding!

SnarfVader: ryant123: Toward the end, a courier delivers a package.

Castaway

That might work too, but did he actually deliver anything?

Yeah, he put it on the porch if I recall correctly.


The S*per Bowl commercial based on the movie had him deliver it. The woman signing for the package opened it in front of him, revealing that it contained things which could have gotten him off the island in hours instead of years (including a satellite phone)
 
2012-12-02 12:32:42 AM
Ok, some hints

Headshot (good guys boss). Headshot (Goodguy). HeadshotHeadshotHeadshot (Bad guys co-workers). Headshot. (bad guy)

/at the end of the movie
 
2012-12-02 12:32:44 AM

MaliFinn: Anarchangel: Alright well, my last one was Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

New one:

Kid deceives his own father and leads him into thinking that his dad's long-held dream will finally be fulfilled, only to crush it in his own desperate attempt to get laid by the hot girl at school

The Goofy Movie


Winner!

"Chillax, dude, I'm doing this all for you."
 
2012-12-02 12:32:46 AM

VTGremlin: A farmer inadvertently becomes involved in a war. With the help of a jailbird, he wins. Also, a possum.


Mars Attacks
 
2012-12-02 12:32:52 AM
Rephrasing my other one that got lost: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.

If nobody gets that within the next ten seconds, Fark is doomed.
 
2012-12-02 12:32:54 AM

whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife


Anaconda
 
2012-12-02 12:33:00 AM

texdent: Soldier befriends indigenous people and sides with them against those that want them gone


The last samurai
 
2012-12-02 12:33:00 AM

serial_crusher: SilentStrider: A small ship is being attacked by a larger ship which directly leads to a rebellious young farmboy who lives with his step-parent and meets a wise, older man who knew his father and asks him to join some crazy space mission and they sit in a a bar full of aliens together. Then has to go on a starship in order to save that partner who originally hated him but who ends up becoming good friends with him by the end. And then they end up destroying the evil large ship that can destroy planets. Then medals are given out in the end in some great ceremony.

A hint- Its not Star Wars.


/yes I copy-pasted that from tv tropes.

Star Trek (2009)?


Yes.
 
2012-12-02 12:33:18 AM
Exploding heads.

Slim Whitman
 
2012-12-02 12:33:52 AM

whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife


Apocalypse Now
 
2012-12-02 12:33:57 AM

LeftCoast_eh: Some guy almost gets killed surfing. Main guy goes up a river. A lot of people get dead except for him.


Apocalypto Now Redux
 
2012-12-02 12:34:00 AM

TrixieDelite: Kelquin: The movie shows you who dies in the end at the beginning of the movie but you still cry at the end of the movie when it happens.

Saving Private Ryan


Not the one I was thinking of but it'd work!

Hint; singing
 
2012-12-02 12:34:01 AM

whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife


Life of Pi
 
2012-12-02 12:34:03 AM

ryant123: The Ascent of Spam: guy gets back together with his ex

Star Trek - Insurrection


no

hint:

guy gets ex to break off engagement and gets back with her
 
2012-12-02 12:34:04 AM

mrlewish: Exploding heads.

Slim Whitman


Mars Attacks
 
2012-12-02 12:34:05 AM

Lava Lamp Repairman: Final clue:

[i364.photobucket.com image 850x380]


Robinson Crusoe on Mars, one of the great underrated sci-fi classics
 
2012-12-02 12:34:08 AM
Boy grows up in Iowa; goes on to save the world.
 
2012-12-02 12:34:09 AM

gadian: VTGremlin: A farmer inadvertently becomes involved in a war. With the help of a jailbird, he wins. Also, a possum.

Mars Attacks


I don't know if that's true or not, but not the one I was thinking of. So no?
 
2012-12-02 12:34:13 AM

LeftCoast_eh: Ok, some hints

Headshot (good guys boss). Headshot (Goodguy). HeadshotHeadshotHeadshot (Bad guys co-workers). Headshot. (bad guy)

/at the end of the movie


Reservoir Dogs?
 
2012-12-02 12:34:58 AM

LeftCoast_eh: Ok, some hints

Headshot (good guys boss). Headshot (Goodguy). HeadshotHeadshotHeadshot (Bad guys co-workers). Headshot. (bad guy)

/at the end of the movie


The Departed?
 
2012-12-02 12:35:02 AM

Kelquin: The movie shows you who dies in the end at the beginning of the movie but you still cry at the end of the movie when it happens.


Memento
 
2012-12-02 12:35:14 AM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Boy grows up in Iowa; goes on to save the world.


Superman
 
2012-12-02 12:35:14 AM

Sandor at the Zoo: Midnight Poptart: A kid is forced to grow up fast and has to take a job, but he's really good at it. Then he goes home.

Big?


Nice.

A guy who hates guns falls in love with a terrible singer.
 
2012-12-02 12:35:21 AM

KrispyKritter: LeftCoast_eh: Some guy almost gets killed surfing. Main guy goes up a river. A lot of people get dead except for him.

Apocalypto Now Redux


Yes. Has the immortal line: I love the smell of napalm in the morning
 
2012-12-02 12:35:22 AM

Nefarious: Gonna re-work mine since there were no takers yet

A professor is out-maneuvered at every turn but still defeats a Nazi plot


All of the first 3 Indiana Jones movies.
 
2012-12-02 12:35:38 AM

whatshisname: Man leaves boat and is frightened by local wildlife


King Kong
 
2012-12-02 12:35:47 AM
Guy loses his girlfriend, job, apartment, and joins the army. Mud wrestling.
 
2012-12-02 12:35:49 AM
Guy travels through space and time with himself and himself.
 
2012-12-02 12:35:50 AM

Kelquin: TrixieDelite: Kelquin: The movie shows you who dies in the end at the beginning of the movie but you still cry at the end of the movie when it happens.

Saving Private Ryan

Not the one I was thinking of but it'd work!

Hint; singing


Moulin Rouge
 
2012-12-02 12:36:02 AM

gadian: LeftCoast_eh: Ok, some hints

Headshot (good guys boss). Headshot (Goodguy). HeadshotHeadshotHeadshot (Bad guys co-workers). Headshot. (bad guy)

/at the end of the movie

The Departed?


Yup.
 
2012-12-02 12:36:18 AM

MaliFinn: Guy loses his girlfriend, job, apartment, and joins the army. Mud wrestling.


Stripes.
 
2012-12-02 12:36:24 AM

SnarfVader: serial_crusher: Maybe rape(rape(rape(rape(rape(...)))))
Is a better way to phrase it

This one's bugging me. Any other hints?


Human Centipede?
 
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