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2012-12-01 11:28:20 PM  
Maybe rape(rape(rape(rape(rape(...)))))
Is a better way to phrase it
 
2012-12-01 11:28:35 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Fark Me To Tears: Fark Me To Tears: Clone sent to assassinate the clone who made all the clones.

C'mon folks... We're on a roll here...

Clone sent to assassinate the clone who made all the clones.

Blade Runner?


Nope. That guess was already made. But the new improved description of the same movie is...

She whistles to her balls and they set her free.
 
2012-12-01 11:29:04 PM  

CavalierEternal: A new teacher at a tough inner-city school tries to find a way to reach their students.


The Substitute?
 
2012-12-01 11:35:02 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Clone sent to assassinate the clone


Sorry, didn't see that Blade Runner was guessed earlier.

I'm probably completely offbase, but my next guess is "Alien: Resurrection".
 
2012-12-01 11:38:35 PM  

SnarfVader: G, A, F, F, C.


Let's try G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.
 
2012-12-01 11:38:48 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Fark Me To Tears: Clone sent to assassinate the clone

Sorry, didn't see that Blade Runner was guessed earlier.

I'm probably completely offbase, but my next guess is "Alien: Resurrection".


Interesting guess... but no.

"I'd stay off the grass."
 
2012-12-01 11:39:50 PM  

gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.


I figured Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, but don't see that answer here.
 
2012-12-01 11:40:56 PM  
Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.
 
2012-12-01 11:40:58 PM  
The one where the white guy helps the black guy make more money.
 
2012-12-01 11:41:29 PM  

RedPhoenix122: dahmers love zombie: Guy gets a job working with kids, where he can spend more time with the family.

Daddy Day Care?


Fark Me To Tears: dahmers love zombie: Adjective Bird Whiskey: dahmers love zombie: Guy gets a job working with kids, where he can spend more time with the family.

Mrs. Doubtfire?

Good guess, but wrong direction.

Mr. Mom?


Look at my Fark handle, think about the kind of humor that would create that, then try one more time.
Hint: foreign movie.
 
2012-12-01 11:41:34 PM  

flem77: Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.


Carrie?

TrixieDelite: The one where the white guy helps the black guy make more money.


White Guys Can't Jump?
 
2012-12-01 11:41:48 PM  
The perfect woman with a cool tattoo does a lot of stuff.
 
2012-12-01 11:42:02 PM  

flem77: Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.


Carrie?
 
2012-12-01 11:42:05 PM  

flem77: Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.


Carrie.
 
2012-12-01 11:42:20 PM  
Boss is pussywhipped. her brothers gay, ripping of gansters. dude has to fix it. tells him to piss off at the end
 
2012-12-01 11:42:58 PM  

TrixieDelite: The one where the white guy helps the black guy make more money.


Trading Places?
 
2012-12-01 11:43:03 PM  
Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl
 
2012-12-01 11:44:58 PM  
Two guys adopt a kid but then the kid tries to kill one of the guys and then that guy kills her later on.
 
2012-12-01 11:45:16 PM  

Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl


Dodgeball?
 
2012-12-01 11:45:34 PM  

flem77: Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.


Carrie
 
2012-12-01 11:45:51 PM  
Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.
 
2012-12-01 11:46:07 PM  
Several people go camping. A few lucky ones go to work instead.
 
2012-12-01 11:46:19 PM  
I'm sure it's been done, but....

Guy takes pills to feel good; stops taking pills and sees his life is a sham....

Starts getting all shooty and stabby....
 
2012-12-01 11:46:28 PM  

Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl


Airborne.

/Annoying asshole rips on rural culture without letting on that that's his background.
 
2012-12-01 11:46:33 PM  

Trurl: Kid competes at sport against a bunch of douches to get the girl


The Karate Kid?
 
2012-12-01 11:47:08 PM  

MBK: gunsmack: Guy's asshole friend owes money, so they play cards.

Rounders?


That was my guess as well.
 
2012-12-01 11:47:24 PM  

fusillade762: Girl meets boy. Girl loses boy. Girl meets train.


Anna Karenina?
 
2012-12-01 11:47:25 PM  
Some huge-breasted woman is able to push herself to the very extreme breaking point in order to accomplish what the guys do each and every day but don't think she can do. Then one of them bangs her.
 
2012-12-01 11:48:18 PM  

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Did you mean "min-key"?
 
2012-12-01 11:48:51 PM  
Unshaven guy and friend rescue hot chick and wind up saving people
 
2012-12-01 11:49:35 PM  
A prisoner finds his hobby to be quite useful to him.
 
2012-12-01 11:49:39 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Bathia_Mapes: Fark Me To Tears: Clone sent to assassinate the clone

Sorry, didn't see that Blade Runner was guessed earlier.

I'm probably completely offbase, but my next guess is "Alien: Resurrection".

Interesting guess... but no.

"I'd stay off the grass."


Aeon Flux?
 
2012-12-01 11:49:59 PM  

gunsmack: MBK: My contribution:

Christmas party gone haywire, ends up costing millions of dollars in damages.

Die Hard?


I was gonna go with The Poseidon Adventure, but then I realized that was a New Years Eve party.
 
2012-12-01 11:50:00 PM  

SnarfVader: SnarfVader: G, A, F, F, C.

Let's try G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.


Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
 
2012-12-01 11:50:03 PM  

jake_lex: A prisoner finds his hobby to be quite useful to him.


Shawshank Redemption?
 
2012-12-01 11:50:08 PM  
Man finds the chosen one except he's not and it all goes to shiat.
 
2012-12-01 11:50:19 PM  

Howlin Mad Murphy: Two guys steal a monkey


Jay and Silent Bob strike back?
 
2012-12-01 11:50:49 PM  

thisispete: SnarfVader: SnarfVader: G, A, F, F, C.

Let's try G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind?


Yes.
 
2012-12-01 11:51:30 PM  
I'm a professional meter hopper
 
2012-12-01 11:51:51 PM  

Trurl: Man finds the chosen one except he's not and it all goes to shiat.


End of Evangelion.
 
2012-12-01 11:52:07 PM  
Man woos his neighbor, but their bliss is stricken by the birth of a child with disabilities.
 
2012-12-01 11:52:18 PM  

Trurl: Man finds the chosen one except he's not and it all goes to shiat.


Life of Brian?
 
2012-12-01 11:52:24 PM  

serial_crusher: Maybe rape(rape(rape(rape(rape(...)))))
Is a better way to phrase it


This one's bugging me. Any other hints?
 
2012-12-01 11:52:33 PM  

flem77: Girl has her period and ends up ruining the prom for everyone.


Carrie.
 
2012-12-01 11:52:37 PM  
There's this mullet guy and he avenges his wife's death while sleeping with some foreign slattern.
 
2012-12-01 11:52:47 PM  

serial_crusher: SilentStrider: A small ship is being attacked by a larger ship which directly leads to a rebellious young farmboy who lives with his step-parent and meets a wise, older man who knew his father and asks him to join some crazy space mission and they sit in a a bar full of aliens together. Then has to go on a starship in order to save that partner who originally hated him but who ends up becoming good friends with him by the end. And then they end up destroying the evil large ship that can destroy planets. Then medals are given out in the end in some great ceremony.

A hint- Its not Star Wars.


/yes I copy-pasted that from tv tropes.

Star Trek (2009)?


Oh god...
 
2012-12-01 11:52:54 PM  

Matticus: boy meets girl. girl meets other boy. first boy comes back. second boy doesn't like first boy. second boy kills people. girl chooses first boy. second boy cries, secretly stalks girl until after her death.


Phantom of the Opera
 
2012-12-01 11:52:57 PM  

thisispete: David Bowie's package.


How sad is it that I KNOW this is Labyrinth?
 
2012-12-01 11:53:29 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: TrixieDelite: The one where the white guy helps the black guy make more money.

Trading Places?


Good guess, but no.
Keep going.
 
2012-12-01 11:53:38 PM  

MBK: Third sequel to my movie:

Guy visits NYC, things go haywire and blow up, they visit Yankee stadium for some reason, then they visit Canada to catch the bad guy.


Nord Des Linges .... if it wasn't for the aspirin....
 
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