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(Contact Music)   Dennis Quaid sure knows how to pick 'em. No, I'm not talking about his movies   (contactmusic.com) divider line 50
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2012-12-01 08:29:57 PM  
shiatter is full

/I know it's a different guy assholes
 
2012-12-01 08:32:41 PM  
The 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra ' actor confirmed he is ending his marriage with his wife of eight years Kimberly Buffington-Quaid

Wow, THAT'S the film credit he gets...that's his LEGACY?? What about his compelling work in Dreamscape dammit?
 
2012-12-01 08:44:39 PM  
Still doing better than Randy.
 
2012-12-01 08:59:49 PM  
It was all a slow burn after Enemy Mine
 
2012-12-01 09:24:30 PM  
Geeze. And when they got engaged he said she was the love of his life.
 
2012-12-01 09:25:32 PM  
Fark you, Frequency was awesome.
 
2012-12-01 09:27:41 PM  
And his TV show is on the list for possible cancelation. Looks like a really bad year for him.
 
2012-12-01 09:29:05 PM  
shiatters full
 
2012-12-01 09:43:01 PM  
I liked "Pandorum"...
 
2012-12-01 09:43:27 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Fark you, Frequency was awesome.


THIS
 
2012-12-01 10:01:22 PM  
Kimberly Buffington? That sounds like a stripper on the Simpsons.
 
2012-12-01 10:02:23 PM  
He knows how to pick 'em? Dude is working on his third divorce. Maybe he should figure out the common denominator. Even the crazy Quaid only has one divorce.
 
2012-12-01 10:16:51 PM  
I always wondered what happened to P.J. Soles. It seems like she was headed towards stardom, with major roles in some fairly big movies from that era (Stripes, Carrie, Private Benjamin). It looks like she married Quaid and after their divorce just didn't get any more major roles.
 
2012-12-01 10:17:48 PM  

NOLAhd: He knows how to pick 'em? Dude is working on his third divorce. Maybe he should figure out the common denominator. Even the crazy Quaid only has one divorce.


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2012-12-01 10:57:51 PM  

fusillade762: I liked "Pandorum"...


This
 
2012-12-01 11:53:20 PM  
i miss 'innerspace.' 'smart people' had some funny scenes too, especially with ellen page and thomas haden church

/"you're a monster"
 
2012-12-01 11:55:38 PM  
Look out for the gator, baby.
 
2012-12-02 12:05:37 AM  

Optimus Primate: The 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra ' actor confirmed he is ending his marriage with his wife of eight years Kimberly Buffington-Quaid

Wow, THAT'S the film credit he gets...that's his LEGACY?? What about his compelling work in Dreamscape dammit?


Yes, everything nowadays is written for the average 12-16 year old. So as far as they're concerned, he just that guy from the G.I. Joe movie.
 
2012-12-02 01:36:24 AM  
Dennis Quaid is THE male doosh of all Hollywood. Any/every script that calls for "Male Dooshbag #1" they call Dennis' agent to have him read, knowing full well he'll get the dooshbag part. My god I hate that doosh's face, his pathetic acting, and most of all the fact that I always have to make sure THAT IT'S HIS TALENTED BROTHER RANDY that's in any film with the Quaid name in it before I watch. Seriously, just go fark yourself Dennis. You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then, I don't know. I do know I hate you. Dooshbag. Pathetic, no talent stereotype dooshbag.
 
2012-12-02 01:36:58 AM  
Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
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"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Although his work as Lt. Tuck Pendleton should not be overlooked...
lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."
 
2012-12-02 01:45:13 AM  

KrispyKritter: Dennis Quaid is THE male doosh of all Hollywood. Any/every script that calls for "Male Dooshbag #1" they call Dennis' agent to have him read, knowing full well he'll get the dooshbag part. My god I hate that doosh's face, his pathetic acting, and most of all the fact that I always have to make sure THAT IT'S HIS TALENTED BROTHER RANDY that's in any film with the Quaid name in it before I watch. Seriously, just go fark yourself Dennis. You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then, I don't know. I do know I hate you. Dooshbag. Pathetic, no talent stereotype dooshbag.


Have you tried switching to decaf?
 
2012-12-02 01:53:04 AM  
LonMead:KrispyKritter: Dennis Quaid is THE male doosh of all Hollywood. Any/every script that calls for "Male Dooshbag #1" they call Dennis' agent to have him read, knowing full well he'll get the dooshbag part. My god I hate that doosh's face, his pathetic acting, and most of all the fact that I always have to make sure THAT IT'S HIS TALENTED BROTHER RANDY that's in any film with the Quaid name in it before I watch. Seriously, just go fark yourself Dennis. You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then, I don't know. I do know I hate you. Dooshbag. Pathetic, no talent stereotype dooshbag.

Have you tried switching to decaf?


I just got the sense that KrispyKritter likes typing "doosh" a lot.
 
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2012-12-02 02:20:34 AM  

farkplug: LonMead:KrispyKritter: Dennis Quaid is THE male doosh of all Hollywood. Any/every script that calls for "Male Dooshbag #1" they call Dennis' agent to have him read, knowing full well he'll get the dooshbag part. My god I hate that doosh's face, his pathetic acting, and most of all the fact that I always have to make sure THAT IT'S HIS TALENTED BROTHER RANDY that's in any film with the Quaid name in it before I watch. Seriously, just go fark yourself Dennis. You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then, I don't know. I do know I hate you. Dooshbag. Pathetic, no talent stereotype dooshbag.

Have you tried switching to decaf?

I just got the sense that KrispyKritter likes typing "doosh" a lot.


Spelling is a Lieberal conspiracy!
 
2012-12-02 02:25:09 AM  
farkplug:I just got the sense that KrispyKritter likes typing "doosh" a lot.

Well, if you're good at something...
 
2012-12-02 02:43:14 AM  
Meh... I really liked The Rookie. No dislike or fark hatred for Dennis here.
 
2012-12-02 03:47:00 AM  
what is it with some articles repeating the same thing several times up to and including the beginning paragraph of the article? That's just annoying.
 
2012-12-02 05:53:28 AM  
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2012-12-02 07:19:54 AM  

LonMead: Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x472]

"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Although his work as Lt. Tuck Pendleton should not be overlooked...
[lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com image 834x695]

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."


There is only one Doc Holliday, and that would be Val Kilmer.
 
2012-12-02 07:22:51 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LonMead: Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x472]

"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Although his work as Lt. Tuck Pendleton should not be overlooked...
[lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com image 834x695]

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

There is only one Doc Holliday, and that would be Val Kilmer.


You bring a ball bat, I'll bring a tire iron, and we can discuss this like the rational people we occasionally claim to be...
 
2012-12-02 07:24:46 AM  
You think this is the real Quaid? IT IS.
 
2012-12-02 07:38:02 AM  
I love the Dennis Quaid Newsletter link at the bottom of the article. What is that, his "dating service?"
 
2012-12-02 08:17:28 AM  
Well England Wife #3 can kiss his ass!

Seriously, I have to believe that losing the newborn twins poisoned (pardon the unfortunate choice of words) this marriage to a point that it was only a matter of time. I just hope they can both end this civilly.
 
2012-12-02 08:30:03 AM  
Did he ride Winona?
 
2012-12-02 08:32:27 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: LonMead: Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x472]

"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Although his work as Lt. Tuck Pendleton should not be overlooked...
[lunkiandsika.files.wordpress.com image 834x695]

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

There is only one Doc Holliday, and that would be Val Kilmer.


You're both wrong!
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The healthiest-looking tuberculosis victim ever.
 
2012-12-02 08:50:57 AM  
Was pretty good as Gordo in The Right Stuff.

But Dennis Quid the husband may be an asshole, or maybe he just likes to marry soul-sucking harpies. Probably both.
 
2012-12-02 08:56:27 AM  

KrispyKritter: You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then


Yes, he was. He worked hard for it, too -- he was the first guy I'd ever heard described as 'manorexic'. Well built, but it wasn't the same afterwards to find out that that wasn't just gym time he was putting in, that he abused his body like a female would.

Maybe the gossip wag who said it back in the 90s was wrong.

Either way, he wasn't paying attention to Meg when he should have been. Maybe if he'd paid less attention to the mirror, and more to his wife, Meg wouldn't have hooked up with the Aussie douche (And I like Russell Crowe, and there was a time period if you told me he was in a movie, I'd be there with bells on).

But who knows.
 
2012-12-02 09:27:31 AM  

bgddy24601: Well England Wife #3 can kiss his ass!

Seriously, I have to believe that losing the newborn twins poisoned (pardon the unfortunate choice of words) this marriage to a point that it was only a matter of time. I just hope they can both end this civilly.


I don't think the twins died.

/not interested enough to research it
 
2012-12-02 09:32:29 AM  

lawboy87: I always wondered what happened to P.J. Soles. It seems like she was headed towards stardom, with major roles in some fairly big movies from that era (Stripes, Carrie, Private Benjamin). It looks like she married Quaid and after their divorce just didn't get any more major roles.


She was in The Devil's Rejects. Did not age well.
 
2012-12-02 09:38:19 AM  
Morty!
 
2012-12-02 10:08:05 AM  

Trixie212: I don't think the twins died.
/not interested enough to research it


Well, they're not dead, unless this is the weirdest divorce on earth.

is requesting joint physical and legal custody of the soon-to-be-former couple's 4-year-old twins, Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace.
Dennis offered to pay spousal support to Kimberly, People reported.
 
2012-12-02 10:33:28 AM  
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RIP
 
2012-12-02 10:40:05 AM  

KrispyKritter: Dennis Quaid is THE male doosh of all Hollywood. Any/every script that calls for "Male Dooshbag #1" they call Dennis' agent to have him read, knowing full well he'll get the dooshbag part. My god I hate that doosh's face, his pathetic acting, and most of all the fact that I always have to make sure THAT IT'S HIS TALENTED BROTHER RANDY that's in any film with the Quaid name in it before I watch. Seriously, just go fark yourself Dennis. You ceased being cute 200 films and 25 years ago - if you were even then, I don't know. I do know I hate you. Dooshbag. Pathetic, no talent stereotype dooshbag.


Ease up, Randy. He's your brother, ffs.
 
2012-12-02 11:02:34 AM  

r1chard3: fusillade762: I liked "Pandorum"...

This


Actually did too.
 
2012-12-02 11:25:47 AM  

LonMead: Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x472]

"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Personally, I liked the line, "You people, can kiss my rebel dick."

 
2012-12-02 11:51:48 AM  
Who? Is he that guy who wants a coffee?
 
2012-12-02 12:08:01 PM  

blakeosage: LonMead: Always thought his Doc Holliday was a little better...
[media.liveauctiongroup.net image 850x472]

"Wyatt Earp... I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good." 

Personally, I liked the line, "You people, can kiss my rebel dick."


Which was also good, but I liked his description of "Arkansas" Dave Rutabaugh; "Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but... self-control got the better of me."
 
2012-12-02 01:40:36 PM  
The guys is a notorious p*ssy hound. It's why guys like him and Jeff Goldblum form bands -- all of the little star-f*cker groupies come to their shows. I've tried to understand the mentality of women who marry rich actors, athletes, musicians, when the whole world knows they aren't going to stop sleeping around. The only conclusion I can come to is that A) the women are so hot and their egos so inflated that they think he'll give up his philandering for them because they're just that awesome, or B) they know he won't stop and they're just gold-diggers, looking the other way until they've been in it long enough to walk away rich. So it's either delusion or premeditation.
 
2012-12-02 05:31:05 PM  

thisiszombocom: RIP


Good Lord, I'm glad this meme seems to be dying...
 
2012-12-02 08:02:17 PM  

cryinoutloud: Trixie212: I don't think the twins died.
/not interested enough to research it

Well, they're not dead, unless this is the weirdest divorce on earth.

is requesting joint physical and legal custody of the soon-to-be-former couple's 4-year-old twins, Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace.
Dennis offered to pay spousal support to Kimberly, People reported.


Well fark my not yet having any coffee this morning brain. Somehow my brain got to them being dead. Don't know what the hell was happening up there this morning.

Off to herp derp the night away...
 
2012-12-03 02:54:52 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: thisiszombocom: RIP

Good Lord, I'm glad this meme seems to be dying...


RIP meme???
 
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