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(Slate)   Sizzling hot sex between an amateur kickboxer and a legless orca trainer   (slate.com) divider line 69
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2012-12-01 04:44:38 PM  
Hot amputee thread?
 
2012-12-01 04:53:21 PM  
Her name Bobbie?
 
2012-12-01 04:58:59 PM  
Aren't all orcas legless?
 
2012-12-01 05:09:40 PM  
Rust and Bone? Really? Where else can this joke go?
 
2012-12-01 05:10:02 PM  
Cross-species erotica thread?
 
2012-12-01 05:10:30 PM  
This movie won't have legs.
 
2012-12-01 05:11:19 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Her name Bobbie?


Oh buoy... are we going to do this?
 
2012-12-01 05:22:53 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: This movie won't have legs.


Ah, but it will in the minds of Oscar voters, especially as it's clearly hoping to outdo the other tough-paraplegic-finds-love flick, The Sessions. Tearjerkers ALWAYS get noticed.



In the meantime, flicks like Dredd 3D will continue to be reviled and ignored. Farking unfair is what it is.
 
2012-12-01 05:37:51 PM  

Donnchadha: OtherLittleGuy: Her name Bobbie?

Oh buoy... are we going to do this?


wait and sea, I guess
 
2012-12-01 07:13:25 PM  
To fight
 
2012-12-01 07:14:03 PM  
Boxing Helena?
 
2012-12-01 07:15:47 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Her name Bobbie?


Wanda.
 
2012-12-01 07:16:25 PM  
Legs or not, Marion Cotillard is still gorgeous. And it's not like she could get away very fast.
 
2012-12-01 07:17:37 PM  
www.movieposterdb.com

"CHEAT ON ME, WILL YOU?!"
 
2012-12-01 07:18:49 PM  
... during a live show at a Sea World-like place called Marineland.

I was really doubting that Marine Land would be anything like Sea World, thanks slate author Dana Stevens for clearing that up for me. Its not like its actually a real place or nothing, you clueless moron.

www.niagarafallscomfort.com
 
2012-12-01 07:29:15 PM  
Stump porn?
 
2012-12-01 07:29:24 PM  

basemetal: Hot amputee thread?


Here you go!
 
2012-12-01 07:30:19 PM  
My (non-paternal) aunt is hot, and she only has 1 leg. Guys dont give a shiat if you're missing a leg if the rest of you is smoking hot, she gets hit on all the time. Likewise she's married to a chiseled, handsome husband who can probably pull most girls he wants, though he has both legs.
 
2012-12-01 07:31:02 PM  
Sorry, despite all the art-critic prose about the amazing depth of love and emotional bonding between the damaged kickboxer fleeing the smugglers and the traumatized amputee-orca trainer, it sounds like a soft-core porn movie.
 
2012-12-01 07:32:00 PM  
from the French director and writer who brought us the shattering 2009 prison drama A Prophet

Shattering? A Prophet is a good film, but I wasn't THAT overwhelmed by it, nor did I find it particularly violent or "shattering" in any sense given the context of prison films.
 
2012-12-01 07:32:11 PM  
www.shockya.com

They're going to keep the thighs for the movie, so no one has to guilt through a nugget-fetish love scene. 

/pic is hot
 
2012-12-01 07:32:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Sorry, despite all the art-critic prose about the amazing depth of love and emotional bonding between the damaged kickboxer fleeing the smugglers and the traumatized amputee-orca trainer, it sounds like a soft-core porn movie.


Why are you so angry?
 
2012-12-01 07:40:15 PM  
"as compact and modest as it is urgent and passionate..."

And that's just the heroine!
www.guyspeak.com 
AMIRITE??
 
2012-12-01 07:40:28 PM  
34


/34
 
2012-12-01 07:40:56 PM  

UsikFark: [www.shockya.com image 604x417]

They're going to keep the thighs for the movie, so no one has to guilt through a nugget-fetish love scene. 

/pic is hot


They're removing the legs with CGI? Where's her commitment to her craft!
 
2012-12-01 07:41:40 PM  
The movie is called "Rust and Bone", which I of course, immediately read as "The Rusty Trombone"

for some reason...
 
2012-12-01 07:41:52 PM  
Abreast.
 
2012-12-01 07:42:18 PM  

Apos: Darth_Lukecash: This movie won't have legs.

Ah, but it will in the minds of Oscar voters, especially as it's clearly hoping to outdo the other tough-paraplegic-finds-love flick, The Sessions. Tearjerkers ALWAYS get noticed.



In the meantime, flicks like Dredd 3D will continue to be reviled and ignored. Farking unfair is what it is.


That's until they made Dredd 2D, He's only got two digits left, but now he's twice as angry. In theaters January 29th. World Lepreosy Day.
 
2012-12-01 07:43:11 PM  
36 muthafarkers
 
2012-12-01 07:43:48 PM  

FloydA: Aren't all orcas legless?


You're implying that they have issues with alcohol?

You fiend.

/Nah I came here to post your comment, so making do with the crumbs.
 
2012-12-01 07:45:51 PM  

D_Evans45: My (non-paternal) aunt is hot, and she only has 1 leg. Guys dont give a shiat if you're missing a leg if the rest of you is smoking hot, she gets hit on all the time. Likewise she's married to a chiseled, handsome husband who can probably pull most girls he wants, though he has both legs.


Dude, you are waaaay too into your family members.
 
2012-12-01 07:47:59 PM  

BigLuca: The movie is called "Rust and Bone", which I of course, immediately read as "The Rusty Trombone"

for some reason...


www.cbs.com

Approves.
 
2012-12-01 07:48:14 PM  

ShoeKing: D_Evans45: My (non-paternal) aunt is hot, and she only has 1 leg. Guys dont give a shiat if you're missing a leg if the rest of you is smoking hot, she gets hit on all the time. Likewise she's married to a chiseled, handsome husband who can probably pull most girls he wants, though he has both legs.

Dude, you are waaaay too into your family members.


To enmesh.
 
2012-12-01 07:48:51 PM  

fusillade762: BigLuca: The movie is called "Rust and Bone", which I of course, immediately read as "The Rusty Trombone"

for some reason...

[www.cbs.com image 595x368]

Approves.

To hire

 
2012-12-01 07:50:25 PM  

iron de havilland: FloydA: Aren't all orcas legless?

You're implying that they have issues with alcohol?


Oh orcas definitely have a problem with alcohol. Did you ever try to screw the top off a whiskey bottle with flippers?
 
2012-12-01 07:51:03 PM  

ShoeKing: D_Evans45: My (non-paternal) aunt is hot, and she only has 1 leg. Guys dont give a shiat if you're missing a leg if the rest of you is smoking hot, she gets hit on all the time. Likewise she's married to a chiseled, handsome husband who can probably pull most girls he wants, though he has both legs.

Dude, you are waaaay too into your family members.


lol
 
2012-12-01 07:54:13 PM  
Its kind of hard to wear high heels,
Or slip on banana peels.
How does she get in and out of tubs?
I hope she don't get mad.
I hope she thinks this song is good not bad.
'Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs!
 
2012-12-01 07:57:36 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: UsikFark: [www.shockya.com image 604x417]

They're going to keep the thighs for the movie, so no one has to guilt through a nugget-fetish love scene. 

/pic is hot

They're removing the legs with CGI? Where's her commitment to her craft!


I know, right? "Pretend you don't have calves" is bullshiat, besides with gattaca-level Hollywood surgeons, they can just put the legs on ice for a few months while she shoots the movie.
 
2012-12-01 07:58:59 PM  

FloydA: iron de havilland: FloydA: Aren't all orcas legless?

You're implying that they have issues with alcohol?


Oh orcas definitely have a problem with alcohol. Did you ever try to screw the top off a whiskey bottle with flippers?


Ever hunted deep water?

One needs a shot
 
2012-12-01 08:01:15 PM  
Legless? Rubbish, I've hardly touched a drop!

thomas-stewart-baker.com
 
2012-12-01 08:03:29 PM  

ShoeKing: D_Evans45: My (non-paternal) aunt is hot, and she only has 1 leg. Guys dont give a shiat if you're missing a leg if the rest of you is smoking hot, she gets hit on all the time. Likewise she's married to a chiseled, handsome husband who can probably pull most girls he wants, though he has both legs.

Dude, you are waaaay too into your family members.



Im jus sayin, theyre a good looking couple, and an amputation hasnt set them back any.
 
2012-12-01 08:05:26 PM  
Also, my aunt was adopted, so Im not technically related to her...
 
2012-12-01 08:09:38 PM  

bearded clamorer: basemetal: Hot amputee thread?

Here you go!


For the love of god! Why did I do a GIS on that?
 
2012-12-01 08:18:13 PM  

bim1154: bearded clamorer: basemetal: Hot amputee thread?

Here you go!

For the love of god! Why did I do a GIS on that?


Was what you found hot?
 
2012-12-01 08:19:31 PM  

GoSlash27: "as compact and modest as it is urgent and passionate..."

And that's just the heroine!
[www.guyspeak.com image 250x250] 
AMIRITE??


i hope you have paypal for the keyboard i am owed :'D
 
2012-12-01 08:31:47 PM  

Smackledorfer: bim1154: bearded clamorer: basemetal: Hot amputee thread?

Here you go!

For the love of god! Why did I do a GIS on that?

Was what you found hot?


My tastes are fairly broad.... but not that broad.
 
2012-12-01 08:54:56 PM  
I didn't know Orca was based on a true story! I'd like to nibble on Bo Derek too, but that was going too far!

www.magweb.com
 
2012-12-01 08:55:55 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Her name Bobbie?


No,Consuelo.
/Try the veal
 
2012-12-01 09:07:16 PM  
Hope the movie does not run into some legal issues as their was once a Marineland of the Pacific, an aquarium with Orca's performing that was situated on the Palos Verdes peninsula near LA. It has been "redeveloped" into high end housing and a shopping center but may still own the trademark as its rights were sold to an aquarium filter company.
 
2012-12-01 09:43:25 PM  

Marion Cotillard is in the movie? Shiat, I'll take legless Marion Cotillard and legless Eva Green for a menage a two and three quarters.


Sorry, been on a French women kick lately.

 
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