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(WorldNetDaily)   Now that the election is over, you'd think that even the craziest Birthers would have given up on challenging Obama's eligibility. I mean, what kind of state could produce someone silly enough to still think-- (Checks tag.) Oh, nevermind   (wnd.com) divider line 221
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2012-12-01 04:18:32 PM
Laugh all you want, this one has Obama worried...deeply worried.

www.wnd.com
 
2012-12-01 04:45:15 PM
Is Obama constitutionally eligible to serve? Here's WND's complete archive of news reports on the issue...

*click*

micahmcmillan.files.wordpress.com

OMFSM, it's full of derp.
 
2012-12-01 04:47:45 PM
why isnt it legal to just slap people like this
when someone says something so stupid that it defies reality, you get to slap them in the face, as hard as you want

when they complain, you get to say, "STOP BEING SO STUPID"
repeat until tired, they STFU, or they run away crying like a little girl
 
2012-12-01 05:01:47 PM
0.tqn.com

tinfoiler.com
 
2012-12-01 05:05:22 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-01 05:10:17 PM
i105.photobucket.com

Everybody needs a little KFTC.
 
2012-12-01 05:16:16 PM
olenreth

I really wish this lawsuit - and all the others filed previously - would resolve our national tragedy, but it is very unlikely. Those who support traditional America would be advised, I think, to stop grasping for straws and face the reality that we have no political or judicial remedy to save our way of life. We are going to have to either surrender to a new socialist, militarily weak, third class nation - or find the courage to do what is necessary to save our country. This would require a great commitment and personal sacrifice and a willingness to face the loss of life. I'm really not sure if we have a sufficient number of bold Americans to do such a thing. I would be willing but I don't know how many there are out there who have what it would take to do what needs to be done.

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LOL

Well, get started then!
 
2012-12-01 05:16:24 PM
Make these chuckleheads liable for court costs when they lose and see how many of these retarded lawsuits get filed.
 
2012-12-01 05:17:35 PM
I thought the controversy evolved into gay abortions for Kenyans

Protip for conspiracy theorists: go FORWARDS, not backwards
 
2012-12-01 05:18:44 PM

cman: I thought the controversy evolved into gay abortions for Kenyans

Protip for conspiracy theorists: go FORWARDS, not backwards


We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

/don't blame me - I voted for Kodos
 
2012-12-01 05:25:47 PM
However, attorney Larry Klayman

America's 3rd worst attorney? Have fun with that.
 
2012-12-01 05:26:12 PM
expect Collapse

just take the mark of the beast when you get your health care you know that little chip they have know idea who they voted for

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These folks are deep thinkers.
 
2012-12-01 05:27:43 PM
Taresa Collapse

Even if we get him impeached he will just call his stupid Muslim Brotherhood buddies and have them overrun the country and try to kill us all. But before all this happens he is going to make sure all the U.S's monies are gone as well as our guns.

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Deep, deep thinkers.
 
2012-12-01 05:29:33 PM
Abouna R.

This is why we either need a military coup to take Obama and his entire administration out to save the Constitution and our Republic, or a revolution if the military refuses to do their sworn duty.

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What's stopping you, tough guy? Lead the charge!
 
2012-12-01 05:35:32 PM
BOB "UNRUH"

www.wnd.com

That's the sound he's making in that picture as he's taking it in the corn.
 
2012-12-01 05:40:43 PM

Relatively Obscure: Deep, deep thinkers.


Oh, how could I ignore the treasure trove of pure weapons grade derp that is that comments thread.

*clicks "most popular"*

Dear God in Heaven how I pray this will be justice and the FRAUD who does nothing but lie and continue to destroy this country is thrown out of the white huse and in jail with the rest of his czars and croonies. Every state needs to follow Florida's lead. Thank you Lord!

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Croonies at the White Huse?

What this is, I don't even.
 
2012-12-01 05:42:30 PM

quatchi: Relatively Obscure: Deep, deep thinkers.

Oh, how could I ignore the treasure trove of pure weapons grade derp that is that comments thread.

*clicks "most popular"*

Dear God in Heaven how I pray this will be justice and the FRAUD who does nothing but lie and continue to destroy this country is thrown out of the white huse and in jail with the rest of his czars and croonies. Every state needs to follow Florida's lead. Thank you Lord!

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Croonies at the White Huse?

What this is, I don't even.


The onslaught of Kenyan socialism has destroyed their minds, poor devils.
 
2012-12-01 05:43:35 PM
I should have gotten in on this birther thing 4 years ago. You could make quite a haul separating these fools from their money.
 
2012-12-01 05:45:03 PM
Trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results is one definition of insanity.

zombie Breitbart is coming for YOU!
 
2012-12-01 05:45:57 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I should have gotten in on this birther thing 4 years ago. You could make quite a haul separating these fools from their money.


God damn it, I should have, too

However there still is a market out there for the truthers
 
2012-12-01 05:47:00 PM
I spend half my year in FL and if I thought it would do any good to just chainsaw it off and have it float away into the Atlantic I would but this shiat isn't unique to FL.

/besides which, Tallahassee is more like the taint than the shaft of FL so we couldn't get it all
 
2012-12-01 05:48:45 PM

quatchi: Relatively Obscure: Deep, deep thinkers.

Oh, how could I ignore the treasure trove of pure weapons grade derp that is that comments thread.

*clicks "most popular"*

Dear God in Heaven how I pray this will be justice and the FRAUD who does nothing but lie and continue to destroy this country is thrown out of the white huse and in jail with the rest of his czars and croonies. Every state needs to follow Florida's lead. Thank you Lord!

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Croonies at the White Huse?

What this is, I don't even.



Know who ELSE invited crooners to the White House?

i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-01 05:51:11 PM

St_Francis_P: The onslaught of Kenyan socialism has destroyed their minds, poor devils


Ah, I thought perhaps Bareefer Obonghit used his now legendary time machine in order to go back in time and replace 1947 era Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby with replicants in order to free up Frank and Bing to travel forward to our present time with him and become sekret Czar-Croonies in charge of subverting America with teh ebil sochulisms from the basement of the white huse.

But after some consideration I believe yer explanation is more likely the correct one.

/Occams razor and all that.
 
2012-12-01 05:52:50 PM
A lawsuit challenging Barack Obama's presence on the 2012 presidential election ballot because of questions over his constitutional eligibility that was thrown out by a judge who earlier determined it wasn't timely has returned to haunt election officials in the state with a request that the Obama victory results be quashed.

did he write this while drunk or something? ye gods that's sloppy!
 
2012-12-01 05:53:52 PM
Ronald B. Stetton An ordinary man who trusts in the Father and his Son

** A Muslim masquerading as a Christian...
** A masquerading Christian who honors the masquerading angel of light (An-Nur, Qur'an 24:35)...
** The masquerading angel of light (Muhammad's Allah) who proclaims himself to be God...
** And from within the Islamic temples on the holy ground in Jerusalem is where he (Muhammad's Allah) makes his false proclamations...

All of this made possible by the false prophet from the 7th century and the masquerading Christian who now sits on the highest throne on earth.

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Hooray mental illness!
 
2012-12-01 05:54:32 PM

Weaver95: did he write this while drunk or something? ye gods that's sloppy!


Probably been drunk since the evening of November 6.
 
2012-12-01 05:54:34 PM

FloydA: Know who ELSE invited crooners to the White House?


Every time I see a picture of Sinatra now it just makes me think how much I miss Phil Hartman.

/Is that wrong? Should I feel bad?
//Don't get me wrong. Like Sinatra a lot but I loved Phil.
///Funny, funny man. Fark you, AD!!! Yes, bitter.
 
2012-12-01 06:00:04 PM

Relatively Obscure: Weaver95: did he write this while drunk or something? ye gods that's sloppy!

Probably been drunk since the evening of November 6.


granted, WND can't have all that high of a standard but...that opening was one giant run on sentence.
 
2012-12-01 06:02:49 PM

quatchi: Every time I see a picture of Sinatra now it just makes me think how much I miss Phil Hartman.


"I like you Obama, you got a Ben Vereen quality to you. As for how to deal with Romney, put a bag over it and do your business."

www.blue-eyes.com
 
2012-12-01 06:06:41 PM

Mugato: "I like you Obama, you got a Ben Vereen quality to you. As for how to deal with Romney, put a bag over it and do your business."


I LOL'd.

I still refer to SO'C as "Cue ball" from time to time after that TSG.

/...I'm thinking 14 in the side pocket.
 
2012-12-01 06:08:33 PM
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The ayatollah barack hussein (I wish I could use my middle name)(muslim) obama must surely be in a bit of a quandary - why? because he wants to, and will be, very soon, a one party Dictator. However, the arab world is waiting for their beloved MAHDI - the 12th imam, and they together with the ayatollah barack have decided that he is the beloved MAHDI. WE THE PEOPLE do indeed have a terrible problem with the latte one who was - to quote him 'not born in a manger" rather he had the dubious honor of being pushed out from the loins of a white woman. this must stick in the latte one's craw on a daily basis. Unfortunately, like cancer, he is here to stay. He is the type of carcinoma that cannot and will not be healed. America is going to suffer terribly for turning their backs on God and accepting and embracing the spawn of satan. GOD HELP AMERICA. Last but not least - the latte one was not army issued........

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I dare you to argue with this.
 
2012-12-01 06:10:33 PM
Those comments raise some excellent derp.
 
2012-12-01 06:12:56 PM

cman: I thought the controversy evolved into gay abortions for Kenyans

Protip for conspiracy theorists: go FORWARDS, not backwards


Forward? Sounds pretty socialist there. I guess the 'c' in your handle stands for 'comrade.'
 
2012-12-01 06:17:39 PM

Relatively Obscure:

*derp from comments redacted*

I dare you to argue with this.


Wow, how do you argue with logic like that?

Oh, that's right. You don't.

Because it isn't.

/Never try to reason a person out of a position they were never reasoned into in the first place.
//That's a mug's game, now innit?
 
2012-12-01 06:18:05 PM
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Obama is a foreigner ! There is nothing that's right nothing American about him ...even if he was born here...so what !

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There you have it.
 
2012-12-01 06:20:38 PM
I like it WHEN they randomly CAPITALIZE words, it HELPS make their POINT clearly.
 
2012-12-01 06:24:42 PM
It appears a lot of the commenters have been granted a suspended sentience
 
2012-12-01 06:25:22 PM

quatchi: Is Obama constitutionally eligible to serve? Here's WND's complete archive of news reports on the issue...

*click*

[micahmcmillan.files.wordpress.com image 400x267]

OMFSM, it's full of derp.


Is this one, which declares that Obama's BC is real, in there? Of course, it dates to the day of Hillary people trying to use it against Obama, but the point remains.
 
2012-12-01 06:27:45 PM

propasaurus: cman: I thought the controversy evolved into gay abortions for Kenyans

Protip for conspiracy theorists: go FORWARDS, not backwards

Forward? Sounds pretty socialist there. I guess the 'c' in your handle stands for 'comrade.'


Damn! I thought I could have hid it and laughed behind everyones back knowing that they didnt know.


/C stands for Commodore in my name as I was a huge Commodore 64 guy
 
2012-12-01 06:28:11 PM

Mugato: quatchi: Every time I see a picture of Sinatra now it just makes me think how much I miss Phil Hartman.

"I like you Obama, you got a Ben Vereen quality to you. As for how to deal with Romney, put a bag over it and do your business."

[www.blue-eyes.com image 259x194]


He is indeed missed.

img.photobucket.com

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
 
2012-12-01 06:43:32 PM
I've been reading these stupid stories for four years now.

And, even though I consider myself an honest person, I am SO tempted to join the derp brigade in order to fleece the Birther rubes of their Social Security income. I mean, these morons WANT to be fleeced. And, unlike Larry Klayman, I'd actually donate some of the money to a worthy cause (maybe the ACLU or the Southern Poverty Law Center or the United Negro College Fund or Planned Parenthood or some gay rights organization).

There's no chance these lawsuits are ever going to succeed...so, why not divert some of that bigot money to useful organizations (and, buy me some swag)? For the greater good.

/the greater good
 
2012-12-01 06:54:55 PM
Lisa Bowman Collapse

But he wasn't a US citizen. And if, by the wildest stretch of the imagination, should they ever come up with a forged document that is not as fake as the first and people [never me] accept that he was a citizen, then he should be jailed for fraud for saying on the college newspaper/yearbook, that he was born in Kenya. He was getting financial aid because he was a foreign student. Lock him up. Fine him. Make him repay the aid - with interest - then throw his *** right out of here.

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2012-12-01 06:56:13 PM

Relatively Obscure: Abouna R.

This is why we either need a military coup to take Obama and his entire administration out to save the Constitution...


And once again, I'll bet the rest of my lifetime's earnings that if asked, this asshole wouldn't be able to name one thing Obama has done to truly threaten the Constitution. It must be nice to just say sh*t on the radio and have so many MENSA members like this guy run with it.

Stupidity like this is actually painful to witness.
 
2012-12-01 07:04:35 PM

Weaver95: did he write this while drunk or something? ye gods that's sloppy!


I frequently post to Fark drunk and still write better than any of these folks. Yet, I don't get paid for it.

I wonder if I could stomach being a birther (and keep a straight face) long enough to earn a few paychecks from these people. Probably not, as I can't even troll Fark without giving up after the first few sentences.
 
2012-12-01 07:07:36 PM
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Mark my words, there is a very powerful mindset behind the placement of Obama. So powerful and so brilliant that even their careless moves are not reacted upon. The one in charge is thought of to be nonexistent or impossible so it continues without threat. The president is being used instrumentally along with those, he is led to believe, he has produced into his army of warriors .One day not long from now, full unexposure will be made and an invitation to all survivors to join in or die.
Only an idiot would open their eyes to the truth today and believe that life will remain as good as it is or better. Only an idiot could think that they could become the president and treat those represented this way and call it good.

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Google couldn't help me translate this.
 
2012-12-01 07:09:34 PM
Looks like *someone* went to see "Red Dawn"
 
2012-12-01 07:17:04 PM

Relatively Obscure: imamerican Collapse

Mark my words, there is a very powerful mindset behind the placement of Obama. So powerful and so brilliant that even their careless moves are not reacted upon. The one in charge is thought of to be nonexistent or impossible so it continues without threat. The president is being used instrumentally along with those, he is led to believe, he has produced into his army of warriors .One day not long from now, full unexposure will be made and an invitation to all survivors to join in or die.
Only an idiot would open their eyes to the truth today and believe that life will remain as good as it is or better. Only an idiot could think that they could become the president and treat those represented this way and call it good.

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Google couldn't help me translate this.


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Take the R Train
 
2012-12-01 07:18:18 PM
Birthers are basically one step up from people in a persistent vegetative state when it comes to brain activity.
 
2012-12-01 07:23:42 PM
If you're a judge, can you drop a case because the person filing it is mentally ill? Because I believe conspiracy theorists are all mentally ill to some degree or another.
 
2012-12-01 07:24:24 PM

Coco LaFemme: Birthers are basically one step up from people in a persistent vegetative state when it comes to brain activity.


Yeah... but it's one of those little bitty steps like they have at Winchester Mystery House
 
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