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Man declared dead by insurance company, claims he doesn't even have a flesh wound
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FriarReb98
2012-12-01 07:07:12 PM
4 votes:
He feeeeeeels happy!
That Guy...From That Show!
2012-12-01 10:36:30 PM
3 votes:
Makh
2012-12-01 06:59:03 PM
3 votes:
You're not fooling anyone.
SilentStrider
2012-12-01 05:41:05 PM
2 votes:
Welcome to Fartbama's Fartmerica.
*checks link*
Oh, he's Canadian. Never mind.
Schmegicky
2012-12-02 01:28:46 AM
1 votes:
Great Janitor
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wow, so when did you stop beating your wife?
So...explain the link between what I said and any reference to wife beating?
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
Please don't make me explain it to you again.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-12-01 08:49:51 PM
1 votes:
But did he get on the cart - this is an important legal distinction
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-12-01 06:27:00 PM
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Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
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