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Man declared dead by insurance company, claims he doesn't even have a flesh wound
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Schmegicky
2012-12-02 01:28:46 AM
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wow, so when did you stop beating your wife?
So...explain the link between what I said and any reference to wife beating?
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
Please don't make me explain it to you again.
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2012-12-01 10:01:25 PM
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2012-12-01 09:39:46 PM
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Wait until he finds out it's a preexisting condition and his insurance won't cover him anymore.
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