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(Toronto Sun)   Man declared dead by insurance company, claims he doesn't even have a flesh wound   ( ) divider line
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2012-12-02 01:28:46 AM  
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Great Janitor: wow, so when did you stop beating your wife?

So...explain the link between what I said and any reference to wife beating?

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!
Please don't make me explain it to you again.
2012-12-01 10:01:25 PM  
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2012-12-01 09:39:46 PM  
1 vote:
Wait until he finds out it's a preexisting condition and his insurance won't cover him anymore.
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