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(Toronto Sun)   Man declared dead by insurance company, claims he doesn't even have a flesh wound   (torontosun.com) divider line 56
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2012-12-02 08:42:36 AM  
I think I'll go for a walk!
 
2012-12-02 08:59:47 AM  
I'm pretty sure the bring out your dead cart would be more relevant than the black knight for this, but whatever
 
2012-12-02 11:13:54 AM  

Brick-House: I hope the carpet matches these drapes.


We see what you did there...and heartily approve!
 
2012-12-02 12:11:23 PM  
Easy enough to resolve... Just try to collect on the life insurance.
They'll be JUMPING at trying to prove he's alive.
 
2012-12-02 01:46:44 PM  
Gah, another one of these.

/Good luck getting reinstated to life by the government!
 
2012-12-04 07:30:01 PM  

Hugo Zorilla: Brick-House: BarkingUnicorn: I dunno, man. I'm pretty sure that when your hair turns green it means you're dead.

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Now she looks quite alive.

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I hope the carpet matches these drapes.

I'm betting wood floor.

Indubitably: no_tan_lines: Not to threadjack or anything but the story on the sidebar is kind of interesting.

'Saskatchewan approves liquefying bodies as alternative to traditional cremation.'

"We believe this process, which enables a portion of human remains to be flushed down a drain, to be undignified," Patrick McGee, a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Manchester, once told USA Today.

Flushed like a goldfish? .

To liquefy?

Newsflash: People are resilient, human, and portable.

This just in: to human

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You are Number Six.


Is that a kill-list?
 
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