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(Sun Sentinel)   Remember that guy from Florida earlier this week who was arrested for huffing an aerosol spray, and then he was arrested for the same offense just hours later? Guess why he's back in the news today. Go on, guess   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 95
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2012-12-01 05:01:46 PM
He fixed the cable?
 
2012-12-01 05:16:39 PM
By all means let's keep paying people to arrest this guy so we can house this guy, feed this guy, get this guy a lawyer, pay for his prosecution, pay the judges,etc. Addressing addiction would mean weakness.
 
2012-12-01 05:21:20 PM
He filed a lawsuit challenging the eligibility of Barak Obama to be President?
 
2012-12-01 05:29:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-01 05:32:43 PM
Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-01 05:42:59 PM

pissedoffmick: By all means let's keep paying people to arrest this guy so we can house this guy, feed this guy, get this guy a lawyer, pay for his prosecution, pay the judges,etc. Addressing addiction would mean weakness.


meh
my guess is that it is the doing it in public part which is getting him arrested ...
go home, huff, not get arrested, repeat until dead

in the end, we should only arrest people in public ...
you are home and shouting duster straight into your eyes? no problem
but we should also just let them die

/yes, we should take 90% of the DEA/drug enforcement dollars and put it into treatment and education
 
2012-12-01 06:29:37 PM

snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.


haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.
 
2012-12-01 06:32:40 PM

Cerebral Knievel: snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.

haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.


Patrick Tribbet of West Virginia.had to make sure.. hey! i was close!
 
2012-12-01 07:04:37 PM
It's high time to admit you have a problem dude.
 
2012-12-01 07:11:07 PM
Was probably covered in the first thread, but I missed it: Is that sideways thing with the mouth a symptom of huffing abuse or something? Tribbet has it too....
 
2012-12-01 07:52:22 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.

haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.

Patrick Tribbet of West Virginia.had to make sure.. hey! i was close!


Had been doing well, so I heard, but got picked up this past February. Link
 
2012-12-01 08:52:38 PM
To paint
 
2012-12-01 08:53:48 PM
 
2012-12-01 08:59:26 PM

FriarReb98: Was probably covered in the first thread, but I missed it: Is that sideways thing with the mouth a symptom of huffing abuse or something? Tribbet has it too....


It's probably nerve damage at this point. Or some kind of stroke.

Whoever said "treating his addiction" was an alternative: Hate to break it to you, but the only person who can do that is the addict. Unless or until this idiot wants to stop huffing paint (assuming he has any working synapses left by that time), locking him up is the only other alternative. You can't "treat" addiction like it was a broken arm or something.
 
2012-12-01 09:00:43 PM
How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.
 
2012-12-01 09:01:13 PM
That 3M dust remover is nasty, nasty stuff. They add a bittering agent to it to prevent huffing, though IIRC it's not that dangerous. My husband sprayed some on the TV last spring, and I could taste it the rest of the evening though I'd been across the room and left soon after. One of our budgies dropped dead 36 hours later. The other one is still barely hanging on.
 
2012-12-01 09:01:17 PM
3rd degree masturbating in public?
 
2012-12-01 09:06:03 PM
Well at least duster cans don't stain your face.
 
2012-12-01 09:06:36 PM

Sneakytoes: That 3M dust remover is nasty, nasty stuff. They add a bittering agent to it to prevent huffing, though IIRC it's not that dangerous. My husband sprayed some on the TV last spring, and I could taste it the rest of the evening though I'd been across the room and left soon after. One of our budgies dropped dead 36 hours later. The other one is still barely hanging on.


What's a budgie? Glad it's not pudgies or I would have thought husky kidlet.
 
2012-12-01 09:07:15 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-01 09:08:21 PM
Oh ....melopsittacus.
 
2012-12-01 09:08:31 PM

pissedoffmick: By all means let's keep paying people to arrest this guy so we can house this guy, feed this guy, get this guy a lawyer, pay for his prosecution, pay the judges,etc. Addressing addiction would mean weakness.


There's no treating his brain damage. Best he could probably hope for would be to work on some Skillcraft-type assembly line.
 
2012-12-01 09:09:12 PM

Sneakytoes: 3M dust remover


It's a refrigerant, and if he sprayed it he was using the can incorrectly (upside-down.) If you have birds, you have to avoid aerosols and non-stick cookware, plus anything else that might kill your little canary-in-a-coalmine.
 
2012-12-01 09:09:25 PM
I am going to be pissed if he won the powerball...
 
2012-12-01 09:11:07 PM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 500x585]



img822.imageshack.us

/Oblig
 
2012-12-01 09:13:55 PM

namatad: /yes, we should take 90% of the DEA/drug enforcement dollars and put it into treatment and education


educate, license, tax, rehabilitate
 
2012-12-01 09:17:02 PM

jtown: pissedoffmick: By all means let's keep paying people to arrest this guy so we can house this guy, feed this guy, get this guy a lawyer, pay for his prosecution, pay the judges,etc. Addressing addiction would mean weakness.

There's no treating his brain damage. Best he could probably hope for would be to work on some Skillcraft-type assembly line.


Better for him, cheaper for us.
Also, check out an intervention episode "Allison". If she came back, anybody can.
 
2012-12-01 09:17:22 PM
dude can't wait until he gets home?
 
2012-12-01 09:22:08 PM

Sneakytoes: That 3M dust remover is nasty, nasty stuff. They add a bittering agent to it to prevent huffing, though IIRC it's not that dangerous. My husband sprayed some on the TV last spring, and I could taste it the rest of the evening though I'd been across the room and left soon after. One of our budgies dropped dead 36 hours later. The other one is still barely hanging on.


That whole bitterant thing was stupid. As if people messed up enough to do that are going to be turned off by a bitter taste. I used to have a lot of use for "air dusters" at my last job and I clearly remember the first time I got one of those cans. Stank up my office and got on my hands and transferred to my face. It took a good amount of scrubbing to get it off my skin. Once I realized what it was and that I couldn't get untainted air any more, I started wearing food-prep gloves while using the stuff and I'd wipe down equipment and my work bench when I was done. Only recently have I been able to find odorless, residue-free canned air.

Just another case of legitimate consumers being inconvenienced by misguided attempts to curb abuse.
 
2012-12-01 09:24:38 PM
We should start a betting pool on how many arrest this guy wracks up before we see the story reporting his death.
 
2012-12-01 09:24:45 PM
Sometimes these people are beyond an ability to help
Some countries the local problem 'fixers' have a talk with him. He does again?
OK come with us. Into car, to woodland or a water trench area.
Bang bang. No more problem, better for every one.
 
2012-12-01 09:28:54 PM

Ima4nic8or: We should start a betting pool on how many arrest this guy wracks up before we see the story reporting his death.


How about you spend your energy making his world improve, you shat-hat?

Word.
 
2012-12-01 09:29:43 PM

BesiktasBoy83: Sometimes these people are beyond an ability to help
Some countries the local problem 'fixers' have a talk with him. He does again?
OK come with us. Into car, to woodland or a water trench area.
Bang bang. No more problem, better for every one.

To Russia With Love

 
2012-12-01 09:36:04 PM

ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.


Because we psychiatrists want even less to do with unrepentant addicts than the legal system does. What am I going to do with him in a psych ward? Diagnose him as bipolar and throw some seroquel at him? ...actually don't answer that because I just described the treatment plans of half the community hospital psychiatrists in Chicago.
 
2012-12-01 09:38:05 PM

Longtime Lurker: ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.

Because we psychiatrists want even less to do with unrepentant addicts than the legal system does. What am I going to do with him in a psych ward? Diagnose him as bipolar and throw some seroquel at him? ...actually don't answer that because I just described the treatment plans of half the community hospital psychiatrists in Chicago.

To medicate

 
2012-12-01 09:38:35 PM

UsikFark: Sneakytoes: 3M dust remover

It's a refrigerant, and if he sprayed it he was using the can incorrectly (upside-down.) If you have birds, you have to avoid aerosols and non-stick cookware, plus anything else that might kill your little canary-in-a-coalmine.


I will remember this. It may come in handy if anyone successfully clones a Deinonychus.
 
2012-12-01 09:45:06 PM

ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.


Sending them to the nut farm instead of jail would give them a greater than 0% chance of being helped.

Sending them to jail instead of the nut farm would give them a 100% chance of being punished.
 
2012-12-01 09:46:48 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.

haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.

Patrick Tribbet of West Virginia.had to make sure.. hey! i was close!

Had been doing well, so I heard, but got picked up this past February. Link


Actually i found one from the 13th of October of this year; Source 1
and Source 2
arre.st
Keep in mind i have both adblock and noscript on, so go at your own discretion, although jailbase.com(first source) sounds more legit than arre.st (second source)
 
2012-12-01 09:48:06 PM
To paint squared
 
2012-12-01 09:48:47 PM
"Over Bridges of Sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
Under Dreaming Spires
To Itchycoo Park's Office Max,
that's where I've been.

What did you do there?
I got high
What did you feel there?
Well I cried when the cherry tops arrived.
But why the tears there? Jail, I'll tell you why
It was all too beautiful, it was all too beautiful
It was all too beautiful, it was all too beautiful"

Apologies to Small Faces.
 
2012-12-01 09:49:06 PM

Indubitably: To paint squared


P.S. I just made y'all.
 
2012-12-01 09:52:04 PM
What is it with guys named Patrick and huffing, is this becoming a thing?
 
2012-12-01 09:53:04 PM

Penlid: Three Crooked Squirrels: Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.

haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.

Patrick Tribbet of West Virginia.had to make sure.. hey! i was close!

Had been doing well, so I heard, but got picked up this past February. Link

Actually i found one from the 13th of October of this year; Source 1
and Source 2
[arre.st image 356x444]
Keep in mind i have both adblock and noscript on, so go at your own discretion, although jailbase.com(first source) sounds more legit than arre.st (second source)


noscript...Thanks for that! Just installed it.
 
2012-12-01 09:54:38 PM

Erix: UsikFark: Sneakytoes: 3M dust remover

It's a refrigerant, and if he sprayed it he was using the can incorrectly (upside-down.) If you have birds, you have to avoid aerosols and non-stick cookware, plus anything else that might kill your little canary-in-a-coalmine.

I will remember this. It may come in handy if anyone successfully clones a Deinonychus.


Depends on the lung structure.

Avian_lungs

Reptilian_lungs
 
2012-12-01 09:58:01 PM

pissedoffmick: By all means let's keep paying people to arrest this guy so we can house this guy, feed this guy, get this guy a lawyer, pay for his prosecution, pay the judges,etc. Addressing addiction would mean weakness.


His brain is probably oatmeal at this point. Give him as much aerosol as he wants and things should sort themselves out.
 
2012-12-01 09:59:24 PM

Indubitably: Longtime Lurker: ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.

Because we psychiatrists want even less to do with unrepentant addicts than the legal system does. What am I going to do with him in a psych ward? Diagnose him as bipolar and throw some seroquel at him? ...actually don't answer that because I just described the treatment plans of half the community hospital psychiatrists in Chicago.

To medicate


again, addiction, even severe addiction, is a totally separate process from "organic" mental illness such as schizophrenia. Psychotropic medications can't do anything for them. And involuntary commitment for addictions would get tossed out immediately in mental health court.
 
2012-12-01 10:02:06 PM
Less than 24 hours later, a Boynton Beach police officer rolled past a maroon Ford Explorer in the 1600 block of Renaissance Commons Boulevard. There was Henderson again. He was, according to police, "convulsing."

Ugh. This gives me the same sick-to-my-stomach feeling as reading about krokodil users (DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH). It's one thing to see somebody nodding off in a doorway; it's another to see the neurons dying off in front of you.
 
2012-12-01 10:05:04 PM

Longtime Lurker: Indubitably: Longtime Lurker: ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.

Because we psychiatrists want even less to do with unrepentant addicts than the legal system does. What am I going to do with him in a psych ward? Diagnose him as bipolar and throw some seroquel at him? ...actually don't answer that because I just described the treatment plans of half the community hospital psychiatrists in Chicago.

To medicate

again, addiction, even severe addiction, is a totally separate process from "organic" mental illness such as schizophrenia. Psychotropic medications can't do anything for them. And involuntary commitment for addictions would get tossed out immediately in mental health court.


Check your DSM-5.

I own your mental illness, but in doing so, I medicate it thus: please explain. Thank you.

P.S. I own you, too.
 
2012-12-01 10:08:18 PM

Penlid: Three Crooked Squirrels: Cerebral Knievel: Cerebral Knievel: snuff3r: Cane here for goldface, leaving satisfied.

haven't heard anything about Patrick Tribble ( I think that is right ) in a while, so I'm hoping he's still on the wagon.

in case you don't know.. the last I heard about the guy, he had sobered up, was in a halfway home, and found out that he was an internet meme and apparently that shamed him enough to try to stay out of the spotlight, at least for stupid shiat.

he made the news again shortly afterwards for trying to sue folks for using his image to make T-shirts, but it was determined that he didn't have a case because Mug shots are a matter of public record.

I'm thinking that he might be able to copyright his likeness, but the mugshot thing could still be an issue for him.

but, as far as I know.. after a year or so, he's still clean.


now, if only we could hunt down the true Identity of Looty. the New Orleans Heineken aficionado.

Patrick Tribbet of West Virginia.had to make sure.. hey! i was close!

Had been doing well, so I heard, but got picked up this past February. Link

Actually i found one from the 13th of October of this year; Source 1
and Source 2
[arre.st image 356x444]
Keep in mind i have both adblock and noscript on, so go at your own discretion, although jailbase.com(first source) sounds more legit than arre.st (second source)


Oh Pat....

we all had so many high hopes and wishes for you.

at least he looks more "just drunk" than Huffed out in that one, and the websites dont list the infractions.. so who knows.
 
2012-12-01 10:11:55 PM

Indubitably: Longtime Lurker: Indubitably: Longtime Lurker: ausfahrk: How come huffing paint equals a trip to jail instead of to the loony bin? Think about it: If a reasonable, non-insane person decided, for whatever reason, to huff some paint, they would not get caught. They would do that shiat in the woods, or in the comfort of their own condo, etc., because...well, because of having seen Mr. Timbits get paraded all over the internet, for one thing. Someone who gets caught doing this is obviously on par with the guy who jerks himself off at the bus stop. Not a rational criminal -- simply a nut job. Nut jobs should go to the nut farm, not get 20 lashes and go free.

Because we psychiatrists want even less to do with unrepentant addicts than the legal system does. What am I going to do with him in a psych ward? Diagnose him as bipolar and throw some seroquel at him? ...actually don't answer that because I just described the treatment plans of half the community hospital psychiatrists in Chicago.

To medicate

again, addiction, even severe addiction, is a totally separate process from "organic" mental illness such as schizophrenia. Psychotropic medications can't do anything for them. And involuntary commitment for addictions would get tossed out immediately in mental health court.

Check your DSM-5.

I own your mental illness, but in doing so, I medicate it thus: please explain. Thank you.

P.S. I own you, too.


With the exception of Methadone/Suboxone for opiates and symptomatic tx for withdrawals, there's not a medication that exists that's going to make someone not addicted... and it sure as hell isn't going to help someone who wants to keep using. What would you want to give to medicate someone like our friend in TFA?
 
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