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(Dumbass Daily)   Sixteen-year-old devises foolproof plan to rob drug store of oxycodone. Except for the step where he immediately went to the store bathroom, took the drug and passed out just as cops arrived. But other than that, it was a flawless plan   ( ) divider line
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5907 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2012 at 8:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-01 09:03:01 PM  
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Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.
2012-12-01 07:15:11 PM  
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snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty, he's just a dumbass.

You dropped a comma.
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