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(Dumbass Daily)   Sixteen-year-old devises foolproof plan to rob drug store of oxycodone. Except for the step where he immediately went to the store bathroom, took the drug and passed out just as cops arrived. But other than that, it was a flawless plan   (dumbassdaily.com) divider line 52
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2012-12-01 04:09:18 PM  
He did get rid of all the evidence that way...sort of.
/drtfa
 
2012-12-01 05:36:23 PM  
I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty he's just a dumbass.
 
2012-12-01 06:33:02 PM  
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2012-12-01 07:15:11 PM  

snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty, he's just a dumbass.


You dropped a comma.
 
2012-12-01 08:35:30 PM  
To young
 
2012-12-01 08:42:44 PM  
As a professional criminal mastermind, I love reading these guys. It's dumbasses like this that keep the authorities busy while I carry out my fiendish schemes.
 
2012-12-01 08:42:45 PM  

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As long as it's YOUR ambulance they're flopping around in back of, not mine.
 
2012-12-01 08:45:09 PM  
In Poland, I hear, poppies just sorta grow wild.
 
2012-12-01 08:45:59 PM  
I take 5 of em a day. They make me hungry and I can't sleep. It's like smokin a bowl and drinkin ten of the 5 hour energy shots.
Cept without getting stoned. Sucks huh...
 
2012-12-01 08:49:47 PM  
Wow. Kid you don't drug yourself at the scene of the crime.
 
2012-12-01 08:50:19 PM  
Despite being amusingly stupid, the witless flunkie can be useful if a fall guy is necessary...

/In this guys case, you just have to make sure he gets his hand on the smack *after* the job
 
2012-12-01 08:51:43 PM  

snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty he's just a dumbass.


Even dumbasses can make cries for help. The little junkie could have done society a favor by taking enough oxys to die.
 
2012-12-01 08:52:43 PM  
16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.
 
2012-12-01 08:53:11 PM  
Well, if you're a drug addict in opiate withdrawal (a position I had often found myself in), you really only want one thing in the world: make the goddamn hurting stop. So you don't generally think things through beyond 1) getting the drug, and 2) taking the drug. Oh, the plans TO get the drug and take the drug will often be as elaborate as Ocean's Eleven, but there is seldom an exit strategy.

Maybe it'll work out for him: he gets one last hit and (hopefully) gets fastracked into some sort of treatment program.
 
2012-12-01 08:54:45 PM  

Prey4reign: snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty he's just a dumbass.

Even dumbasses can make cries for help. The little junkie could have done society a favor by taking enough oxys to die.


Oh, THAT's nice.

welcometofark.jpg, I know, I know
 
2012-12-01 08:56:22 PM  
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I have an idea how to score some good drugs.

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I did it, and I got away. I'm so high.

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Damn it, I'm in jail and Bubba the love sponge is waiting for me.
 
2012-12-01 08:56:55 PM  

Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.


Yes he could become a conservative talk radio show host : /
 
2012-12-01 09:03:01 PM  

Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.


Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.
 
2012-12-01 09:05:33 PM  
it's funny that Kentucky worked on the scourge of clean, well-labled drugs in favor of black market dope in a recent article - it's almost like it's better to see people suffer no matter how cheap their fix...

//hey you - naloxone guy - you trying to be the devil? Cause i'd rather be water boarded than hooked on anything strong and given that - i think about it like the modern torture capabilities you never hear about

////shudders. not from experience, just sympathy.
 
2012-12-01 09:13:46 PM  

UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.


Yup. And not as addictive as people say. I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.
 
2012-12-01 09:28:42 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.

Yup. And not as addictive as people say. I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.


I took it for a few days after I had four wisdom teeth removed. Thing is, going cold-turkey after 3 days was really depressing, but not train-spotting crazy. When the pain came back, even after three days, it was still bad enough I took aspirin like candy.
 
2012-12-01 09:31:35 PM  

UsikFark: jehovahs witness protection: UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.

Yup. And not as addictive as people say. I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.

I took it for a few days after I had four wisdom teeth removed. Thing is, going cold-turkey after 3 days was really depressing, but not train-spotting crazy. When the pain came back, even after three days, it was still bad enough I took aspirin like candy.

Deteef.

 
Nib
2012-12-01 09:37:23 PM  
oxy is just as addictive as heroin and is actually a better high to me personally.
 
2012-12-01 09:37:37 PM  

jehovahs witness protection:
Yup. And not as addictive as people say. I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.



First off, the nature of addiction to opiates is highly predicated on the particular number and type of receptors you have in your brain - if you don't have the wiring, you won't have the same response.

Second, if you were taking 5 a day, you weren't an addict... addicts take 5 at a time.
 
2012-12-01 09:41:30 PM  

snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty he's just a dumbass.


More like a snore for help.
 
2012-12-01 09:46:56 PM  
To absolve
 
2012-12-01 10:34:13 PM  
They don't call it "dope" for nothin'.
 
2012-12-01 10:46:44 PM  

UsikFark: Thing is, going cold-turkey after 3 days was really depressing, but not train-spotting crazy.


Try it after three years and get back to me.
 
2012-12-01 10:53:24 PM  

AcneVulgaris: They don't call it "dope" for nothin'.

Cute.


P.S. Grow up.
 
2012-12-01 10:55:08 PM  

Prey4reign: snuff3r: I'd like to think this was a cry for help but I'm pretty he's just a dumbass.

Even dumbasses can make cries for help. The little junkie could have done society a favor by taking enough oxys to die.


look at you. that is someones son, someones brother. what happened to you that you turned into such a heartless turd? you were so sweet when you were little. now you think its funny to talk trash on the computer. tell Mom she did a great job raising you but you decided to suck instead.
 
2012-12-01 11:12:43 PM  

UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.


TFA said TFAddict was a self-acknowledged heroin addict.
 
2012-12-01 11:19:15 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: I take 5 of em a day.


jehovahs witness protection: I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.


Dear god man, you are cutting back fast. You'll be totally clean by the end of the thread!
 
2012-12-01 11:22:27 PM  

Nib: oxy is just as addictive as heroin and is actually a better high to me personally.



I did heroin once, and I didnt like it at all. I sat there and nodded in and out of a stupor on a buddy's couch for awhile, it was quite uneventful and didnt leave me with a desire to ever try it again. I probably could achieve the same effects with a pack of OTC sleeping pills from the 99c store. I didnt like Norcos or Vicodins markedly either.

The only opiate I did ever like is a muscle relaxer called Soma. Its not fuhk-you-up strong enough to gumby you out of reality, but all that wonderful opiate warmth is still ever present. I could definitely find myself becoming addicted to the muscle relaxant opiate, I had to stop the pill nonsense when I found myself waking up chewing up 2 on an empty stomach...
 
2012-12-01 11:26:57 PM  
Huh after checking wiki, turns out Soma isnt even an opiate. I could have swore it was...

"Recreational users of carisoprodol usually seek its potentially heavy sedating, relaxant, and anxiolytic effects"

/I miss drugs
 
2012-12-02 12:27:17 AM  

UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.


And yet it is....STILL.....just as addictive somehow......

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2012-12-02 12:40:18 AM  
Poor kid.
 
2012-12-02 03:07:46 AM  

quickdraw: Poor kid.


3 hots and a cot.

Cold out there tonight.
 
2012-12-02 03:22:00 AM  
Whar Krampus, whar?

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2012-12-02 04:14:55 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Whar Krampus, whar?

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Indeed! Let's bring back the TRUE spirit of Christmas
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/Sleep well
 
2012-12-02 10:53:20 AM  

Indubitably: AcneVulgaris: They don't call it "dope" for nothin'.

Cute.

P.S. Grow up.


fark off, bossypants.
 
2012-12-02 11:41:50 AM  
they make Hydrocortisone cream OTC
why not Oxycodone? it's practically the same thing
 
2012-12-02 02:22:14 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: they make Hydrocortisone cream OTC
why not Oxycodone? it's practically the same thing



Youre confusing Hydrocodone the pleasurable drug, with Hydrocortisone, the steroid.
 
2012-12-02 02:26:26 PM  

D_Evans45: Jon iz teh kewl: they make Hydrocortisone cream OTC
why not Oxycodone? it's practically the same thing


Youre confusing Hydrocodone the pleasurable drug, with Hydrocortisone, the steroid.


who says steroids aren't pleasurable??
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2012-12-02 02:34:38 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45:

who says steroids aren't pleasurable??
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I dunno man, I think you have an image problem to begin with if you're going for roid abuse. Then, you got shrivelling genitals, severe depression/anxiety, and the classic "roid rage".
 
2012-12-02 02:37:18 PM  

D_Evans45: Jon iz teh kewl: D_Evans45:

who says steroids aren't pleasurable??
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I dunno man, I think you have an image problem to begin with if you're going for roid abuse. Then, you got shrivelling genitals, severe depression/anxiety, and the classic "roid rage".


or instead of "coritsone" cream they could sell "codone" cream
 
2012-12-02 02:49:36 PM  
Sad.
So young, so messed up.
 
2012-12-02 11:31:09 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: UsikFark: Antidamascus: 16 and addicted to heroin? This kids going places.

Oxy is not heroin. It was synthesized to (purposely) not get you as high.

Yup. And not as addictive as people say. I stopped cold turkey and had no problems. bad pain made me start taking them again, and I only take about 2 a day instead of 5 now.


I took them for two years from a bad motorcycle accident. To re-up I had to go back to the doctor. Didn't have the time or the inclination. No withdrawal symptoms.

They seem to be the most hyped legal drugs ever.
 
2012-12-02 11:32:53 PM  

kazikian: UsikFark: Thing is, going cold-turkey after 3 days was really depressing, but not train-spotting crazy.

Try it after three years and get back to me.


Mine was two years and not a problem.
 
2012-12-02 11:37:35 PM  
Too bad he didn't really pass out in the bathroom or even make it to it.

After robbing a store to get oxycodone, a 16-year-old self-admitted heroin addict went to the restroom area to get high and made no attempt to escape police, authorities said.

Sorry, subby. Fail. Do not pass Go.
 
2012-12-03 03:45:56 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Youre confusing Hydrocodone the pleasurable drug, with Hydrocortisone, the steroid.


That's four-time Mr. Olympia, Jay Cutler. That's one of the least likely places for steroid use to get overlooked.
 
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