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(WTKR)   Seventy-six-year-old granny has gun stolen from her bedroom, now sleeps with a hatchet. "I can sling these pretty good, but that gun was the thing, you know?"   (wtkr.com) divider line 39
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2012-12-01 06:00:56 PM
FTFA: "But maybe there's something in my sub-conscience mind that's telling me 'Hey, you've got to stay here, there's no where else that you can go,'" Wheelock said.

How would that even work?
 
2012-12-01 06:58:55 PM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: "But maybe there's something in my sub-conscience mind that's telling me 'Hey, you've got to stay here, there's no where else that you can go,'" Wheelock said.

How would that even work?


My left eye is still twitching as a result of reading that.

She is one tough lady, that's for sure.
 
2012-12-01 07:12:44 PM
Something tells me that this lady has some of the craziest stories you'll ever hear anyone tell. I want to test that hypothesis out.
 
2012-12-01 07:36:35 PM
FTA: Wheelock has been living on Pool Side Road by herself for nine months, since her husband Leon died in February.

You can almost hear the local burglars adding that road to their to-do list.
 
2012-12-01 07:37:04 PM
Never bring a hatchet to a gun fight. You'll just end up on fark.
 
2012-12-01 07:40:11 PM
*bow*

To sling
 
2012-12-01 07:42:40 PM
I think that a minimal credible personal defense apparat would consist of a little dog and a large gun.
 
2012-12-01 07:45:45 PM
Was it one of these?

www.a2armory.com
 
2012-12-01 07:49:39 PM
bigstickcombat.com
 
2012-12-01 07:52:31 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]


Prohibit this.
 
2012-12-01 07:56:55 PM

Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:


Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)
 
2012-12-01 07:58:34 PM
Keep Obama in president, you know!
 
2012-12-01 08:00:47 PM

stirfrybry: Keep Obama in president, you know!


That's Mr. President, sir, please. Thank you.
 
2012-12-01 08:15:05 PM
if she's anything like my batshiat crazy mom she loudly lets people its just her and her trusty gun all alone and here's the address. so that gun disappeared months ago and plenty more to follow as soon as she goes food shopping or out of town to visit her friend Myrtle. yup, she'll tell everyone about that trip for weeks before she goes.
 
2012-12-01 08:16:10 PM

KrispyKritter: if she's anything like my batshiat crazy mom she loudly lets people its just her and her trusty gun all alone and here's the address. so that gun disappeared months ago and plenty more to follow as soon as she goes food shopping or out of town to visit her friend Myrtle. yup, she'll tell everyone about that trip for weeks before she goes.

To verb

 
2012-12-01 08:17:37 PM
Maybe she had children that came in and took it away because they feared she was a mentally unstable, possibly senile menace liable to shoot the mailman.
 
2012-12-01 08:20:38 PM
Seems to me this was a semi-inside job. Cousin of one of her grandkids or something like that.

"She knows when things are out of place, and as she dug through her dresser drawers Wednesday she realized something was gone.
First it was her purse, then she noticed her gun wasn't where it always is."

A random burglar would have left other signs.
 
2012-12-01 08:21:19 PM
"Gun Pool" thread?
 
2012-12-01 08:26:38 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Something tells me that this lady has some of the craziest stories you'll ever hear anyone tell. I want to test that hypothesis out.


Just don't break into her room in the middle of the night. I have this feeling she's quite accurate with that hatchet.
 
2012-12-01 08:26:39 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)



???

Consider yourself trolled.

Word association? "...hatchet."
 
2012-12-01 08:27:05 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Seems to me this was a semi-inside job. Cousin of one of her grandkids or something like that.

"She knows when things are out of place, and as she dug through her dresser drawers Wednesday she realized something was gone.
First it was her purse, then she noticed her gun wasn't where it always is."

A random burglar would have left other signs.


Agreed. Like she was changing her locks. Since when do burglars have keys to places they burgle? Most burglars leave a mess behind as well as a broken window or door but that was not mentioned in TFA.
 
2012-12-01 08:28:36 PM
Oh, and...

/ *)
 
2012-12-01 08:30:26 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)


???

Consider yourself trolled.

Word association? "...hatchet."


I suggest you take yer own advice, friend.

We deepen our own canyons, no?

You can quote me on that...
 
2012-12-01 08:32:16 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)


//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.
 
2012-12-01 08:40:38 PM

Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)

//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.


Well, if you bring along sap, I'll provide Bushmills. Or name your favorite poison so I know.
 
2012-12-01 08:45:56 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)

//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.

Well, if you bring along sap, I'll provide Bushmills. Or name your favorite poison so I know.


I won't name anything since you already stole my only ones...
 
2012-12-01 08:56:19 PM

Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)

//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.

Well, if you bring along sap, I'll provide Bushmills. Or name your favorite poison so I know.

I won't name anything since you already stole my only ones...


If those are your only ones, then you already named everything. Though I don't know what aisle to find them in. So good night and plot.
 
2012-12-01 09:05:49 PM
Hey, put that hatchet down, Ma'am!
Put that hatchet down.
Pistol packin' Gramma,
Put that hatchet down!
 
2012-12-01 09:12:20 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)

//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.

Well, if you bring along sap, I'll provide Bushmills. Or name your favorite poison so I know.

I won't name anything since you already stole my only ones...

If those are your only ones, then you already named everything. Though I don't know what aisle to find them in. So good night and plot.


Your revelation is a reduction in elevation, suddenly...

What else is new?

*)
 
2012-12-01 09:13:54 PM

Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Oh, and...

/ *)

//That's mine, friend. I explained it online. I won't explain myself again.

///However, I will find you.

Well, if you bring along sap, I'll provide Bushmills. Or name your favorite poison so I know.

I won't name anything since you already stole my only ones...

If those are your only ones, then you already named everything. Though I don't know what aisle to find them in. So good night and plot.

Your revelation is a reduction in elevation, suddenly...

What else is new?

*)


P.S. I fly; you?
 
2012-12-01 11:19:03 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)


War worked for the Mongols, but they did it right.
 
2012-12-01 11:23:56 PM

El Dudereno: Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)

War worked for the Mongols, but they did it right.


Kill 'em all, leave nothing but smoking ruins in your wake?
 
2012-12-01 11:29:31 PM
To learn
 
2012-12-01 11:30:47 PM

Indubitably: To learn


War, what is it good for?
 
2012-12-02 01:55:40 AM
What in holy hell is going on in this thread?
 
2012-12-02 03:07:38 AM
If the gun you're relying on to protect yourself from intruders is itself stolen from your bedroom, what the f*ck good is a god-damned hatchet gonna do?

*sigh*

/steals her hatchet for good measure, as if the message had a prayer of getting through?
 
2012-12-02 05:24:56 AM

Gyrfalcon: El Dudereno: Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)

War worked for the Mongols, but they did it right.

Kill 'em all, leave nothing but smoking ruins in your wake?


...and Rape.
Don't forge the Rape.
 
2012-12-02 07:08:26 PM

Jamrock: What in holy hell is going on in this thread?


Not a clue- I think Indubitably and Wasn't Looking at his Neck are communicating on a level we can't access.
 
2012-12-04 07:50:27 PM

scalpod: If the gun you're relying on to protect yourself from intruders is itself stolen from your bedroom, what the f*ck good is a god-damned hatchet gonna do?

*sigh*

/steals her hatchet for good measure, as if the message had a prayer of getting through?


The gun is for zombies. The hatchet is for fire wood and the occasional throw.

way south: Gyrfalcon: El Dudereno: Indubitably: Indubitably: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [bigstickcombat.com image 280x368]

Prohibit this.

To personalize:

Has restriction worked?

Has war worked?

Has hampering and prohibiting people ever worked? Please. Grow up.

"We learn as we go," said Indubitably. Indubitably said.

*)

War worked for the Mongols, but they did it right.

Kill 'em all, leave nothing but smoking ruins in your wake?

...and Rape.
Don't forge the Rape.


Not in my army. Sexual violence is prohibited.

Metalithic: Jamrock: What in holy hell is going on in this thread?

Not a clue- I think Indubitably and Wasn't Looking at his Neck are communicating on a level we can't access.


No, I think you could handle the maths in play here, but I'm not going to spell it out for you, because that would be cheating, no? And who benefits from cheating? No one.

Peace.

*)
 
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