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(Patch)   Pro tip: If you are looking to raise some cash for the holidays, crack cocaine sales are not the answer   (patch.com) divider line 24
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2012-12-01 12:29:36 PM
I challenge subby to find me a more lucrative career that I can pick up part-time.
 
2012-12-01 05:25:10 PM
Says you. Just watched The Wire. Red Tops! Red Tops!
 
2012-12-01 05:45:04 PM
Beats those damned bell ringers.
 
2012-12-01 05:53:38 PM
The Obama Administration destroys another small business with over-regulation. Damn you, Fartbama!
 
2012-12-01 06:17:59 PM

Bontesla: I challenge subby to find me a more lucrative career that I can pick up part-time.


Prostitution.
 
2012-12-01 06:23:04 PM
Son of a biatch.
 
2012-12-01 06:26:18 PM
meth?
 
2012-12-01 06:26:25 PM
Damn! There goes my Plan A this holiday season.
 
2012-12-01 06:27:23 PM
What about just regular cocaine? Is that ok?
 
2012-12-01 06:27:24 PM

Gyrfalcon: Bontesla: I challenge subby to find me a more lucrative career that I can pick up part-time.

Prostitution.


It depends. You'd have to fill some of the more specialty niches to surpass the margins on a decent crack product. There's a great market out there right now for adult baby "nannies", and I hear that someone who can deal with a little vomit in a fursuit can basically print money.

pissedoffmick: Says you. Just watched The Wire. Red Tops! Red Tops!


Spider bags! Got them spider bags!
 
2012-12-01 06:30:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: Bontesla: I challenge subby to find me a more lucrative career that I can pick up part-time.

Prostitution.


But it's hard to sell what I can't give away.:D
 
2012-12-01 06:36:53 PM

mutterfark: Gyrfalcon: Bontesla: I challenge subby to find me a more lucrative career that I can pick up part-time.

Prostitution.

But it's hard to sell what I can't give away.:D


We'll talk.
 
2012-12-01 06:38:20 PM
Retail mark-ups on consumer-level quantities of recreationals aren't typically all that great.
 
2012-12-01 06:38:59 PM

mutterfark: Prostitution.

But it's hard to sell what I can't give away.:D


Looking out my window down on the street, I can tell you right now you're wrong. Shudder.
 
2012-12-01 06:39:04 PM
And there is usually plenty of sales competition.
 
2012-12-01 06:40:00 PM
rocking around the Christmas tree..
 
2012-12-01 06:44:24 PM
So... heroin, then?
 
2012-12-01 06:55:06 PM
Realize: Legalize.
 
2012-12-01 07:27:07 PM
static8.businessinsider.com
 
2012-12-01 08:01:57 PM

kisseswookies: What about just regular cocaine? Is that ok?


Absolutely
 
2012-12-01 08:16:52 PM
A Gwinnett County Police officer spotted the vehicle, a Dodge Caravan, make a lane change without signaling and then noticed the van was following within one to two car lengths of another vehicle

Wait, since when do people get pulled over for either of those things?
 
2012-12-01 08:25:14 PM

Sum Dum Gai: A Gwinnett County Police officer spotted the vehicle, a Dodge Caravan, make a lane change without signaling and then noticed the van was following within one to two car lengths of another vehicle

Wait, since when do people get pulled over for either of those things?


When also DWB
 
2012-12-01 09:54:11 PM

SDRR: kisseswookies: What about just regular cocaine? Is that ok?

Absolutely


Phew! Thanks random internet guy! Glad that's ok!
 
2012-12-02 10:25:59 AM
 
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