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(WWLTV New Orleans)   Ambulance in Quickie Mart parking lot booted while paramedics treat customer inside. D'OH   (wwltv.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-01 08:11:32 PM
4 votes:
Years ago I saw a guy park his new corvette diagonally across two handicapped spots and run into a bar at a strip mall A policeman saw him doing it as well. Rather than a ticket, he parked the police car so the guy was blocked in (you had to back out if the spots). He then apparently called for a ride and another police car picked him up. About half an hour later, a truck pulls up, paints the handicapped symbol on two spots that were normal parking spots before. I was finishing lunch at the time and went to talk to the crew who told me that the mayor owned the mall, and the police department had two extra cars so the vette was going to stay blocked for a week.
2012-12-01 07:01:23 PM
3 votes:
And in hindsight, Idiocracy should have had a scene where Not Sure escaped from the police because the police got booted by some schlub.
2012-12-01 06:03:31 PM
2 votes:

keytronic: If i were the patient I would sue the ever-living fark out of the owners of that store.

Can you imagine bringing that case to a jury...it would be a blood bath.


This.

/calling Hannover Fist
2012-12-01 05:37:58 PM
2 votes:
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I see... new ownership in this Quickie Mart's near future...
2012-12-01 03:31:55 PM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: Yeah, I think in addition to the hefty lawsuit this patient will be collecting on, everybody involved in the decision to boot should take a nice trip to PMITA prison. There's absolutely no reason to do something that stupid.


Stupidity isn't a jailable offense. If it was, god damn, I would have a life sentence.
2012-12-01 01:05:21 PM
2 votes:
l.yimg.com
2012-12-01 07:31:41 PM
1 votes:
I would find it hilarious if the store was firebombed with the owner and employee trapped inside. Yes, I mean that. Some people just deserve that kind of fate.
2012-12-01 07:10:11 PM
1 votes:

ongbok: How much you want to bet that the person who had the emergency and the cashier or owner of the store had some kind of disagreement over the person paying for something, and the owner sent somebody to boot the ambulance and wasn't planning on letting them leave until he got paid.


The guy ate one of those microwave sandwiches and keeled over, but he hadn't paid for it yet. He KNEW he was supposed to pay first.
2012-12-01 06:34:13 PM
1 votes:
Those boots are tricky mart
2012-12-01 06:24:18 PM
1 votes:
How much you want to bet that the person who had the emergency and the cashier or owner of the store had some kind of disagreement over the person paying for something, and the owner sent somebody to boot the ambulance and wasn't planning on letting them leave until he got paid.
2012-12-01 06:22:27 PM
1 votes:

pxlboy: Mega Steve: crapo87: The Free Market WINS AGAIN!!!!

If you SOCIALISTS don't like it MOVE TO CANADA!

What's sad is that there are really people like that

Socialist AND Muslim? Morans.


Socialist Secret-Muslim Antichrist. He's kind of like a grab bag of evil
2012-12-01 06:13:19 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: crapo87: The Free Market WINS AGAIN!!!!

If you SOCIALISTS don't like it MOVE TO CANADA!

What's sad is that there are really people like that


Socialist AND Muslim? Morans.
2012-12-01 06:04:47 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who first thought the headline was about some having a quickie in an ambulance?

/sounds fun
2012-12-01 06:03:27 PM
1 votes:

someguy945: BronyMedic: if you say you've never parked in the fire lane at a grocery store while getting food, you're lying..lol

What the fu....have all you guys done this?


I made the curb outside my house a fire lane just so I could park there.
2012-12-01 05:44:02 PM
1 votes:

IvanTheSilent: And the employee who booted the ambulance isn't in jail why?


I was wondering that as well, but it's New Orleans. They probably paid the bribe and are done with it.
2012-12-01 05:42:46 PM
1 votes:

IvanTheSilent: And the employee who booted the ambulance isn't in jail why?


Do you not understand how politically powerful the convenience store market is? They will protect their own
2012-12-01 05:41:39 PM
1 votes:
The store changed its policy a few hours later.

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2012-12-01 05:41:08 PM
1 votes:
i1277.photobucket.com

I know i wasn't the only one...
2012-12-01 05:39:06 PM
1 votes:
The Free Market WINS AGAIN!!!!

If you SOCIALISTS don't like it MOVE TO CANADA!
2012-12-01 05:37:46 PM
1 votes:

cman: serial_crusher: Yeah, I think in addition to the hefty lawsuit this patient will be collecting on, everybody involved in the decision to boot should take a nice trip to PMITA prison. There's absolutely no reason to do something that stupid.

Stupidity isn't a jailable offense. If it was, god damn, I would have a life sentence.


I'd be on death row.
2012-12-01 04:08:10 PM
1 votes:
Carry around gas-powered angle grinder.

Saw off boot.

Throw through window of convenience store.

Laugh at their pathetic complaints and attempts to bill you for the window and boot.

Have their lawyer explain it to them.

Laugh again.
 
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