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(NPR)   The USS Enterprise has come to the end of its 51 year mission. It didn't find any strange new worlds, new life, or new civilizations, but it certainly could have blown them up if it had   (npr.org) divider line 14
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2012-12-01 05:50:04 PM  
7 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
Well, look who finally got his wish!
2012-12-01 06:09:35 PM  
3 votes:
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.
2012-12-01 05:03:38 PM  
3 votes:
www.slightlywarped.com
That's what you get. Never let a woman drive.
2012-12-01 08:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise.


I'll add your name to the long list of people who wish there was an undo button.
2012-12-01 07:17:51 PM  
1 votes:

Klippoklondike: I'd rather have served on a cool sounding named carrier like an Enterprise than the John C. Stennis. Seriously, does anybody even know who that guy is who wasn't on that ship?


I do. Stennis once played in a high-stakes poker game against Admiral Nimitz. They went all in, and Stennis won. Nimitz had to sign over the title to his aircraft character, which was promptly renamed to reflect the new owner. Carl S. Vinson and Dwight D. Eisenhower were witnesses.
2012-12-01 05:58:01 PM  
1 votes:
An expert marketer could not have come up with a better name for US Navy Ship than Enterprise. It's the equivalent of having HMS Stiff Upper Lip or HMCS (Her Majesty's Canadian Ship) Quielty Pragmatic.
2012-12-01 05:54:22 PM  
1 votes:
How long before someone steals it in order to recover Spock's body?
2012-12-01 05:25:22 PM  
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

Pavel Chekov..... Admiral
2012-12-01 05:20:30 PM  
1 votes:

Qatmandu: Treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home.


That's Star Wars, dumbass.
2012-12-01 05:18:51 PM  
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [www.slightlywarped.com image 384x256]
That's what you get. Never let a woman drive.


"You're the ship's completely ineffectual therapist. Take the wheel of the flagship of the Federation."

"I sense that you're pissed that I crashed the ship."
2012-12-01 05:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Let's hope the petition to make the unnamed CVN-80 (Gerald Ford class) the new Enterprise is successful. I'm optimistic because I heard that the guy at the White House is a Trekkie.


I figured because of the guy in the White House it'd be named "Mohammed".

/derp
2012-12-01 05:01:37 PM  
1 votes:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

Jack Handey
2012-12-01 04:01:42 PM  
1 votes:
Well 22 Wessels have been named "Enterprise". Boring link here: Link.
2012-12-01 03:38:33 PM  
1 votes:
One of the crewmen still has a Klingon phaser Chekov stupidly threw to him.
 
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