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2012-12-01 12:06:42 PM
Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.
 
2012-12-01 01:02:50 PM
Twitter was also invented for about 1/3 of the TFD headlines.......
 
2012-12-01 02:09:46 PM
I like Wil. He's a good guy. Sometimes a little too much of an annoying "everyone love everyone else" optimist, but, in general, good peeps.
 
2012-12-01 02:21:00 PM
First good thing Twitter has ever been around for?
 
2012-12-01 03:07:00 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


This would have been awesome regardless of the users participating. Genuflecting not required.
 
2012-12-01 03:28:26 PM
No, not a good enough reason. It's still farking annoying.
 
2012-12-01 03:40:18 PM
I thought it was hilarious. I lost it at "I ate a po' boy, nobody touch me."
 
2012-12-01 04:41:03 PM
That was great. Just awesome.
 
2012-12-01 05:12:13 PM
Unfunny and/or faked spontaneity?

Almost all Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/etc.have ever been good for are making people their every thought is important or relevant to others. Keep some shiat to yourself, people. Not every minutely witty thing needs to be spread across social media.
 
2012-12-01 05:12:24 PM
Farkers gotta hate.

I happened to L out loud many times. Fun stuff!
 
2012-12-01 05:13:07 PM
I weep, for I will never be part of something as awesome as that.

/Come back, Wil
//You are missed
 
2012-12-01 05:21:44 PM
Anyone who can't find the WIN in that should report to the Humor Re-calibration Department, STAT.
 
2012-12-01 05:46:07 PM
It got real old real quick.

I blame MTV for destroying my attenti....ha ha my dog is smelling his butt
 
2012-12-01 05:46:45 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.



party pooper
[poo-per]
noun, Slang.
a person who hasn't the interest or vitality to participate actively in a social party and whose mood, attitude, or personality lessens others' enjoyment; killjoy.
--dictionary.com
 
HBK
2012-12-01 05:47:01 PM
Well that's stupid and not at all funny.
 
2012-12-01 05:49:00 PM
meh. Seen a lot of supposedly spontaneous Bohemian rhapsody
 
2012-12-01 06:03:44 PM
Wasn't RobDenBleyker on Fark at one point as well?

/as well as Wil I mean
//drunk slashies
///I also might be subby
////and it might be my first green
//not why I'm drunk, but it's a good reason
 
2012-12-01 06:06:15 PM
I want back the 45 seconds of my life I wasted on this. I also want subby banned.
 
2012-12-01 06:11:21 PM

RobertBruce: First good thing Twitter has ever been around for?


Wrong (nsfw)
 
2012-12-01 06:14:06 PM
I laughed my ass off.

:3

*goes to reattach it*
 
2012-12-01 06:17:01 PM

Snapper Carr: RobertBruce: First good thing Twitter has ever been around for?

Wrong (nsfw)


yikes.no..... who is that? looks like she spent a month in a gutter
 
2012-12-01 06:20:31 PM

President Merkin Muffley: I want back the 45 seconds of my life I wasted on this. I also want subby banned.


I want pancakes.
 
2012-12-01 06:29:56 PM
For some reason I just read that as "why Twister was invented"
 
2012-12-01 06:30:16 PM

Actual Farking: I'll never get why you idiots genuflect


Show some respect, down on one knee!
 
Boe
2012-12-01 06:37:57 PM

FloydA: President Merkin Muffley: I want back the 45 seconds of my life I wasted on this. I also want subby banned.

I want pancakes.


I want a pony
 
2012-12-01 06:46:55 PM

Boe: FloydA: President Merkin Muffley: I want back the 45 seconds of my life I wasted on this. I also want subby banned.

I want pancakes.

I want a pony


Here ya go.

mylittlepony.neoseeker.com
 
2012-12-01 06:53:58 PM
Wil's cool and has a snappy wit in spite of his optimistic blatherings.

/ we ate donuts
 
2012-12-01 06:55:59 PM
This made me watching Queen videos on Youtube for the last 1 hour. Damn you Subby.
 
2012-12-01 07:44:08 PM
Is this a real slice, or is it just fat I see?
 
2012-12-01 07:48:31 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


don't be a dick. the dude did a whole lot more than pretend to fly a spaceship. You're just pissed cause the guy seems to have made a pretty decent life for himself and you're stuck cleaning the griddle at the local waffle house.
 
2012-12-01 07:48:43 PM
MIGHT have been funny if it didn't have all those farking @whogivesashiat on each one.
 
Slu
2012-12-01 08:15:22 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


Over in one. Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
2012-12-01 08:25:15 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


I dunno, he does the voice for audiobooks pretty well.
So you can't really call him talentless.
 
2012-12-01 08:37:01 PM

etherknot: Actual Farking: I'll never get why you idiots genuflect

Show some respect, down on one knee!


And now I have that song stuck in my head.
 
2012-12-01 08:59:00 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats

I like Wil. He's a good guy. Sometimes a little too much of an annoying "everyone love everyone else" optimist.....

No, that would be refreshing, but he's a hypocritical d-bag. His bull--it "don't be a d-ck" rule only applies to people on the opposite side of any issue he takes. In the mean time, he'll go into hateful tirades and insult anyone he disagrees with.

I don't give a fark who's acting like that it makes them an a-hole and w... is an a-hole.
 
2012-12-01 09:25:30 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


100/100 SUper princess internet troll points.

/ Wheaton is from all accounts, a super decent guy regardless of how he pays his rent.
// You should look into what a "has been" is as I don't think that rule applies to Wheaton here.
// White Knights for Wheaton
 
2012-12-01 09:51:30 PM
Dude tries too hard to make us forget what a dick he was as a teenage star. We get it, Wil (did you sell the last L?), you aren't a dick anymore.
 
2012-12-01 09:56:49 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-01 09:57:25 PM
Wow I was all bummed out by the Vonnegut thread and feelings of a life wasted. Then I came here and found that this cynical old fool is a starry eyed Polyana compared to the crabs on fark.

Thanks! You heartless mirthless bastards.
 
2012-12-01 10:25:54 PM
i127.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-01 10:29:27 PM

daysofinspiration: Unfunny and/or faked spontaneity?

Almost all Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/etc.have ever been good for are making people their every thought is important or relevant to others. Keep some shiat to yourself, people. Not every minutely witty thing needs to be spread across social media.


I laughed at it. But honestly, I agree with you totally. Facebook and Twitter have lead to people thinking their voice NEEDS to and SHOULD be heard. The truth of the matter is if what you're saying isn't getting attention on its own without those mediums, or you can be bothered to get your message out in any other way except a few pecks at a keyboard, you're not worth listening to.
 
2012-12-01 10:42:02 PM

Actual Farking: Lame. I like Star Trek, too, but I'll never get why you idiots genuflect to such a talentless has been. You should have linked dadboner.


You sound concerned.

\and fat
 
2012-12-01 10:48:11 PM
When I'm king, I'm going to ban the name Wil Wheaton from Fark. And anyone who says Hwil will receive a mandatory face slap.

Yeah I followed him on twitter a few years ago. He was kind of a dick.
 
2012-12-01 11:05:42 PM
I don't get it. I feel like I was reading two drunk guys exchange inside jokes with the wrong friends. A simultaneous conversation where both sides are talking about two completely different obscure things.

Plus I'm drunk right now, so my ability to connect the two is severely impaired.
 
2012-12-01 11:20:37 PM
That was completely awful. I made it somewhere around halfway through and closed it.
 
2012-12-01 11:37:48 PM

WinoRhino: daysofinspiration: Unfunny and/or faked spontaneity?

Almost all Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/etc.have ever been good for are making people their every thought is important or relevant to others. Keep some shiat to yourself, people. Not every minutely witty thing needs to be spread across social media.

I laughed at it. But honestly, I agree with you totally. Facebook and Twitter have lead to people thinking their voice NEEDS to and SHOULD be heard. The truth of the matter is if what you're saying isn't getting attention on its own without those mediums, or you can be bothered to get your message out in any other way except a few pecks at a keyboard, you're not worth listening to.


Two people thinking that their opinions need and should be heard on the topic of Twitter..
Am I the only one that sees the hypocrisy? Why the hell did you guys post that? You are doing the exact thing you hate.

/Keep some shiat to yourself, people
 
2012-12-02 06:04:59 AM
OK, so far we have:

1) By all accounts Wil is a genuinely awesome guy, and
2) Wil is a pompous, hypocritical douchebag

With no circumstantial evidence whatsoever. Yay! So... how about some proof/citations/examples, so that we can settle this once and for all?

/Also I'm bored. ;)
 
2012-12-02 06:54:44 AM
THIS is what an entire generation looks like when it is unemployed and unemployable.

/#planking
//#owling
///#tebowing
 
2012-12-02 08:32:53 AM
imgur is Farked for me right now, so I'm getting a real puzzled look from all these replies.
 
2012-12-02 12:20:01 PM
Wow, look at all this internet masturbation.
 
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