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(Tampa Bay Online)   Sheriff's Deputy found not guilty of sex with teen girl, guilty of nailing her Mom   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 51
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2012-12-01 09:29:01 AM
.....acquitted William Todd Best of charges he had sexual several times with the high school girl two years ago.

Can I has sexual too?
 
2012-12-01 10:09:21 AM
In Florida, "reasonable doubt" encompasses evolution, so this verdict doesn't surprise me.
 
2012-12-01 10:23:42 AM
There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.
 
2012-12-01 02:37:02 PM
The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?
 
2012-12-01 03:03:20 PM

GAT_00: There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.


I don't know, the samples included in the article seem exonerating as opposed to implicating.

Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Of course now I just have a bad taste in my mouth...
 
2012-12-01 03:05:59 PM
Mother making trouble for the guy seems like a very real possibility.
 
2012-12-01 03:06:06 PM

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.
 
2012-12-01 03:09:01 PM

A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.


Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."
 
2012-12-01 03:09:13 PM

A Shambling Mound: Of course now I just have a bad taste in my mouth...


That's what she said
 
2012-12-01 03:11:49 PM
Watch him never get his job back, though.
 
2012-12-01 03:11:51 PM
Oh, they had sexual.
 
2012-12-01 03:14:08 PM

GAT_00: A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."


...and others had content, as I mentioned, that seemed to indicate otherwise. I did read the article.

Again, I'm just sayin'. Can't believe I'm wasting my time saying it to YOU, but hey, whatever. I didn't look at the username I was quoting the first time around.

This story is full of people (minors included) with questionable motivations and obviously poor judgment.
 
2012-12-01 03:14:59 PM
Did the 15 year old girl write that article?
 
2012-12-01 03:19:25 PM

Poison Appleseeds: Did the 15 year old girl write that article?


Copy/paste from the high school newspaper.
 
2012-12-01 03:25:28 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?

I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.


A good spit roast brings people together.
 
2012-12-01 03:27:10 PM
The girl's mother also testified. She became suspicious when she saw the text messages and contacted sheriff's detectives who investigated. During her testimony, she said she also had sex with Best.

So good judgement runs in the family
 
2012-12-01 03:27:36 PM
How is babby have sexual?
 
2012-12-01 03:29:07 PM

GAT_00: A Shambling Mound: Not defending the guy, just saying they seem like he's actually saying he can't have sex with her because she's not 18. Yet.

Many of the text messages had messages like ... "Good morning, lover."


Doesn't say who sent that to who... Either way, dude is creepy. At least he was fired.
 
2012-12-01 03:29:33 PM
I don't know. Sounds a little too much like the old 'I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy' defense.
 
2012-12-01 03:34:23 PM
Dirtbag
 
2012-12-01 03:47:39 PM

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


It always does in the movies i watch. You have "If you want to fark my daughter you have to fark me first," and its interracial counterpart, "I farked you and yo mama."
 
2012-12-01 03:48:42 PM

Mega Steve: The girl's mother also testified. She became suspicious when she saw the text messages and contacted sheriff's detectives who investigated. During her testimony, she said she also had sex with Best.

So good judgement runs in the family


What better time to get laid then while testifying.
 
2012-12-01 03:49:19 PM
So the mom drove her over there for sleepovers and had NO IDEA what might be going on?

Uh huh.
 
2012-12-01 03:50:02 PM
They should prosecute the mother for neglect.

And this guy is damn lucky that he didn't get sent away for a long damn time.
 
2012-12-01 03:51:00 PM

Rockstone: Watch him never get his job back, though.


He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

Speaking of which, did the cop who was banging a hooker on the hood of his squad car (while being filmed by a security camera) get his job back?
 
2012-12-01 03:54:56 PM
The mom wasn't suspicious when she was driving her daughter to a sleepover at a house where a 40yo lives with his grandmother, but she was suspicious when she later read two or three text messages?

Is it just me or does it sound like the mom didn't care until she realized she couldn't beat her daughter in a race for this guy's love?
 
2012-12-01 03:57:21 PM
So...this is what I learned from the article

Step 1 - find family with teenage daughter having marital issues
Step 2 - offer to "shelter" the young lass
Step 3 - have movie night with said lass in Granny's basement and or den
Step 4 - as part of the counseling process nail the mom also
Step 5 - make yout own movies???
 
2012-12-01 04:13:47 PM
Well his last name is Best...
 
2012-12-01 04:26:13 PM

Rockstone: Watch him never get his job back, though.


bwahahaha! Watch him move two counties away, quickly land good paying law enforcement job as they treasure hiring a trained experienced willing warm body regardless of personal morals or history.
 
2012-12-01 04:32:55 PM
GAT_00:

There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages.

I don't know, sugardumpling, I think your ass looks fine in that.

Anyway. In prison, is a 39 year old guy who gets time for banging a 16 year old chick regarded as a pedophile and persecuted, or do they just think of him as somebody who got caught doing what we've all considered at some point? Do they make the distinction I do between "first grader" and "slightly under legal age"?
 
2012-12-01 04:37:32 PM

BigGary_: .....acquitted William Todd Best of charges he had sexual several times with the high school girl two years ago.

Can I has sexual too?


/No!! No soup for YOU!!
 
2012-12-01 04:56:28 PM
Thats hot. Aside from being arrestinated that is one lucky dude.
 
2012-12-01 05:06:34 PM

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


They shared anecotes and shame over ice cream and Bioré strips.
 
2012-12-01 05:14:35 PM
Oh, subby's just making a stupid "your Mom" joke.

*Read article*

OMGWTFBBQ?!

/I need a shower now T_T
 
2012-12-01 05:27:39 PM

Ima4nic8or: Thats hot. Aside from being arrestinated that is one lucky dude.


pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2012-12-01 05:44:49 PM

wambu: Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?

They shared anecotes and shame over ice cream and Bioré strips.


That's how it should have played out.
 
2012-12-01 06:13:46 PM

GAT_00: There is no way anyone who wasn't a cop would have been acquitted with those text messages. the victim stating in court that it was true.


Shocking. They found a cop more credible. It'd be a damn shame if someone kicked his ass.
 
2012-12-01 06:24:33 PM
I know high fiving my Pops over a hooker's back did wonders for us, maybe it's a chick thing.

It's called the Eiffel Tower.
 
2012-12-01 06:47:47 PM
So since he was found not -guilty of misconduct he can get his deputy sheriff's position back right?

Or at least win a lawsuit for crap tons of lost pay back wages and defamation?
 
2012-12-01 06:47:58 PM
Useless without pics...of mom, at least.
 
2012-12-01 06:58:56 PM

mrswood: Dirtbag


I'm assuming you're referring to the mother this case. I mean, she did deliver the kid to his house for overnight stays fir fark sake.
 
2012-12-01 07:03:27 PM
I'm sure this has been done, but 'tis a guilty pleasure: To serve and...

*)
 
2012-12-01 07:32:22 PM
Subby neglected to mention "not shot by Bob Marley."
 
2012-12-01 07:36:07 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.


RTFA, he was fired last year.
 
2012-12-01 07:58:35 PM

foxyshadis: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

RTFA, he was fired last year.


And he'll be un-fired next year, with full back pay.
 
2012-12-01 08:22:08 PM

clyph: foxyshadis: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He's a cop. Damn near impossible to fire them.

RTFA, he was fired last year.

And he'll be un-fired next year, with full back pay.


Being the Sheriff departments are elected positions, probably not.
 
2012-12-01 08:29:15 PM

Apos: The familial bond between mother and daughter didn't grow stronger once it was discovered they were banging the same guy?


Only when at the same time.
 
2012-12-01 09:53:36 PM
Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?
 
2012-12-01 11:38:50 PM

Macular Degenerate: Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?


More like Who was hotter?
 
2012-12-01 11:41:45 PM

Macular Degenerate: Obviously forgetting the obvious question:

Was she hot?


Doesn't the tag answer that question?
 
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