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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-18 to Sat 2012-11-24 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-12-01 8:38:28 AM (0 comments) | Permalink
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Thought this one was out much early in the week, sorry it's late. Headline of the Week is in motion and the first quarterfinals thread should be out Monday.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-18 to Sat 2012-11-24:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  People are using hammers, saws, kitchen knives, teeth and grinders to open clamshell packaging. I'd give one of my remaining fingers for a better way    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Deep-fry a turkey without burning down the house. Step 1: Don't invite David Byrne    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Six high-end coffemakers stolen in one afternoon from three Starbucks locations in Canadian city. Police have grounds to believe it was a thin, medium height dark-complected con man. A skinny grande mocha smoothie, if you will    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  "Texas day care owner gets 80 years in fire that killed four kids". Seems a bit much, she'll probably burn to death in the first three or four minutes, anyway    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Survivin_ _unman fr_m Mumbai terr_r attacks is han_ed in In_ian pris_n    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  FBI raids Detroit Public Library, seizes computer and both books    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  We're lucky to have cranberries after icy season, but did you have to let them linger?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  U.S. Public Interest Research Group again warns parents of dangerous toys for children. Number one this year is the new "What are you wearing?" phone call Elmo doll    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Blind, deaf, 3-legged dog saves family from house fire, sure plays a mean pinball    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man shoots wife during argument, drops her off at hospital. Who says chivalry is dead?    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man arrested for assaulting wife with his penis after she refused to have sex with him. After reviewing the briefs, judge drops assault with deadly weapon charge and turns case over to small claims court    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Tebow has two broken ribs, which his creator will use to make him a wife plus a second-string wife in case the first one eats of the Tree of Knowledge    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  NFL executive VP of football operations says Ndamukong Suh's groin kick to Matt Schaub looked "out of the ordinary" and "didn't appear to be a natural football move," much in the same way that Matt Schaub no longer has his natural singing voice  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Gail Harris, the last man to hit a home run for the NY Giants, has died. His remains will be shipped to the west coast along with those of his most hated neighbor    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Teen sleeps for 64 straight days. Doctors diagnose her with"Sleeping Beauty Syndrome". Parents diagnose her as being a teenager    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Air pollution, smoking and overeating all found to cause memory loss. Finally, some good news for Dodger fans    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Are social networking internet sites a factor in psychotic symptoms? More importantly, why aren't you following me? I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Discovery Channel cancels Dirty Jobs. Well, somebody had to do it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Vocal cord polyp has Bjork surgically removed    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  "There's no country on Earth that would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its borders," said Barack Obama right before authorizing drone strikes in Pakistan and Yemen    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Timothy Geithner advocates lifting the debt limit to infinity. Congress immediately springs into action, begins researching how to overspend it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Obama fails to thank God in Thanksgiving address. Liberals counter he thanked Himself, so it shouldn't count against Him    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Canada's new high-tech $20 bills foil counterfeiters, nation's vending machines    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Cartel office pulls the plug on planned merger of tampon fiber manufacturers    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Mazda unveils low-priced "Speed Racer" subcompact kit to entice driving enthusiasts into B-Spec auto racing world. Jaunty theme song not included    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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