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2012-12-01 11:29:11 AM
Atlanta Mom, Finds Nose Ring In Child's McDonalds Breakfast Burrito

Bull.
 
2012-12-01 11:38:41 AM
How do they know it's a nose ring and not an ear ring?
 
2012-12-01 11:50:41 AM
Found some meat?
 
2012-12-01 12:01:05 PM
Was it food?
 
2012-12-01 12:02:38 PM
*Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.
 
2012-12-01 12:03:39 PM
Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?
 
2012-12-01 12:04:17 PM
This is why I never eat in Georgia.
 
2012-12-01 12:04:30 PM
I'm sure they are not just trying to make some money.
 
2012-12-01 12:05:15 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: *Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.


Look who doesn't have kids but feels compelled to wear their ignorance like a badge for all to see anyway!
 
2012-12-01 12:05:20 PM
Where in the f)ck is the newsflash tag, subby?
 
2012-12-01 12:06:38 PM
Why was she eating her daughter's breakfast in the first place?

/Not a parent.
 
2012-12-01 12:08:14 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Was it food?


Damn you...

/shakes itty bitty teeny tiny fist
 
2012-12-01 12:09:14 PM

macadamnut: This is why I never eat in Georgia.


Hahahahaha

Win
 
2012-12-01 12:09:45 PM
'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.
 
2012-12-01 12:12:45 PM
Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.
 
2012-12-01 12:13:53 PM
Oh, so THAT's where that went.
 
2012-12-01 12:13:59 PM

crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.


So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents
 
2012-12-01 12:15:49 PM
So someone working at McD's was picking their nose. Color me surprised.
 
2012-12-01 12:15:52 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.


don't worry, she has a kid now to replace her and carry on their proud lineage.

"Curse you Ronald and your delicious foodstuffs" *shakes hamfist and dies*
 
2012-12-01 12:16:38 PM
How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?
 
2012-12-01 12:17:20 PM

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


From the taste?
 
2012-12-01 12:20:40 PM
Was she expecting the likeness of some religious figure?
 
2012-12-01 12:23:08 PM
McDonalds does not care because this happens all the time.
 
2012-12-01 12:23:08 PM

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


because when the mom bought it at WalMart it said "nose ring" on it
 
2012-12-01 12:23:09 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents


24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.
 
2012-12-01 12:26:31 PM
What? Why is this ironic?
 
2012-12-01 12:27:27 PM

crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.


And minimum wage was $1.25/hour.
 
2012-12-01 12:29:00 PM

elchip: What? Why is this ironic?


I came here for this exact question.....
 
2012-12-01 12:30:07 PM

giftedmadness: elchip: What? Why is this ironic?

I came here for this exact question.....


It's like a noooooose riiiiiing in your breakfast burrito...
 
2012-12-01 12:31:38 PM

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


Tasted like a big mac, not like fish.
 
2012-12-01 12:32:39 PM

Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?


Because nobody would put a burrito down there. Would they?
 
2012-12-01 12:32:40 PM

TheHappyCanadian: Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?

because when the mom bought it at WalMart it said "nose ring" on it


Bet it was a nipple ring.
 
2012-12-01 12:33:41 PM

crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.


Ahhh yes, I too remember those days, fill the oil, check the gas and we were set for the night. Low on gas? No problem, just watch the submarine races, and listen to Wolfman Jack. Let's see, '63, was driving an 1958 Olds 88 convertible. Had two burger joints to cruise between, Burger Chef and McDonalds.
 
2012-12-01 12:34:12 PM

BalugaJoe: McDonalds does not care because this happens all the time.


Fraudulent claims?

Probably.
 
2012-12-01 12:34:39 PM

Mad Mark: Ebenator: How do they know it was from a nose and not from, say, a clitoris?

Because nobody would put a burrito down there. Would they?


Taco, maybe?
 
2012-12-01 12:37:38 PM

vice_magnet: crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.

And minimum wage was $1.25/hour.


And "I beat blacks" was a response to "what did you do last weekend" instead of a poorly marketed MP3 player:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-01 12:38:16 PM

impaler: How do they know it's a nose ring and not an ear ring?


Snot hard to tell them apart
 
2012-12-01 12:38:21 PM

cig-mkr: Burger Chef


www.freewebs.com

tvindy.typepad.com

Nice. Got my first Legos there, too.
 
2012-12-01 12:41:29 PM
It's ironic because...it was her wedding day.

No, uh, it was ironic because, it was a free burrito when she already ate breakfast and wouldn't you think it figured.
 
2012-12-01 12:41:47 PM

cig-mkr: crabsno termites: HindiDiscoMonster: crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.

So... what you are saying is that the McD burger really only cost 9 cents

24 cents - I lost a 5 cents at the Rockybilt.

/ for you youngsters: gasoline hovered around 22 cents per gallon back then - you could cruise all night for $1.50.

Ahhh yes, I too remember those days, fill the oil, check the gas and we were set for the night. Low on gas? No problem, just watch the submarine races, and listen to Wolfman Jack. Let's see, '63, was driving an 1958 Olds 88 convertible. Had two burger joints to cruise between, Burger Chef and McDonalds.


Chump ride - 1950 Chev sedan delivery (think station wagon without the side windows), 283 punched out to 301, 4spd. I was the original hipster: car was painted house paint yellow with brown lettering: "KLAK 1600 on your AM dial - Denver's Country Music Station". Couch with no legs bolted down in the back.

/hot like Sue Ann the cheer leader.
 
2012-12-01 12:43:53 PM

Deep Contact: nipple


Extra milk. Hold the mayo.
 
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2012-12-01 12:45:14 PM

Snarfangel: Atlanta Mom, Finds Nose Ring In Child's McDonalds Breakfast Burrito

Bull.


i smell bull, too.
 
2012-12-01 12:51:59 PM

TheHappyCanadian: Phil Moskowitz: Makes me physically sad to see anyone with arms and hands that fat. There's no way you can live long like that.

don't worry, she has a kid now to replace her and carry on their proud lineage.

"Curse you Ronald and your delicious foodstuffs" *shakes hamfist and dies*


I'm just wondering how she managed to reproduce. The father had to have been pretty desperate.

I really don't understand fat people.
 
2012-12-01 12:58:47 PM

crabsno termites: 'Bout 1963 got a dime in a Rockybilt hamburger at about 2:00am in Denver. Manager belligerent, probably thought I was scamming. Said "Fark you", went down the street to McD's.

/Rockybilt burgers were 15 cents, McD 19 cents.
//"Burger" used loosely.
/// what can I say - I was poor.


Why did read that in that in Rorschach's voice?
 
2012-12-01 01:00:53 PM
Why did I read that in Rorschach's voice?

\is what I meant...
 
2012-12-01 01:01:01 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?


If she is smart, she doesn't. Check her relatives for one. Once you walk out, you could put anything in it.
I am glad that that one manager admitted that other cookies. She has a case.
 
2012-12-01 01:04:17 PM

daffy: The My Little Pony Killer: Now who wants to bet that mom has her nose pierced?

If she is smart, she doesn't


Your honor, it is our contention that she is not "smart".

Exhibit A:

3432-nyc.voxcdn.com
 
2012-12-01 01:10:42 PM
BOOGERS
 
2012-12-01 01:12:48 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: *Mealbreaker (n.): a nasty, non-edible surprise found in food while it is being eaten; often lawsuit-provoking, sometimes fabricated, always disgusting.


4 year olds don't eat burritos.


obviously you missed the size of mom, I have a feeling what this kid DOESN'T eat is a carrot.
 
2012-12-01 01:13:02 PM
Wanted for questioning:
blog.nativefoods.com
 
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