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(The Alliance Review)   If you stole your mother's credit card to buy cigarettes, it's not a good idea to try to use it again at the same store while an officer is there taking a report. Then again, if this is your mugshot, reason and cunning might not be your strong suits   ( ) divider line 12
    More: Fail, police officers, cigarettes, credit cards, receiving stolen property, Comfort Inn, Stark County Jail, Judge Michael McNulty  
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2012-12-01 11:36:10 AM  
5 votes:

Grand Funk Retard.
2012-12-01 12:51:02 PM  
3 votes:
2012-12-01 11:40:46 AM  
2 votes:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of farking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fark you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing farking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, farked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got cigarettes and your mom's credit card?
2012-12-01 11:38:15 AM  
2 votes:
Thermal underwear shirt no less.

You can almost hear them banjos a pickin'.
2012-12-01 09:04:57 AM  
2 votes:
As a mother, I would be so proud inclined to perform extreme late term abortion.
2012-12-01 08:23:32 AM  
2 votes:
2012-12-01 12:34:45 PM  
1 vote:

2012-12-01 12:10:20 PM  
1 vote:
Surely this is an appropriate use of the derogatory term 'Retard'
2012-12-01 11:43:21 AM  
1 vote:
If convicted of these latest charges, which is Funk's 10th for 2012, Funk may face up to 11/2 years in prison and $7,500 in fines, plus imposition of any jail time suspended for violating his probation.

All sorts of fail here. 10 charges just in 2012? I would have thought that at about 8 or so they would stop letting him out on bail. And what the hell is 11/2 years in prison? Is it 1.5 or 5.5?
2012-12-01 11:42:17 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: If convicted of these latest charges, which is Funk's 10th for 2012,

I have a solution, just shoot him in the back of his no good head.
2012-12-01 10:31:09 AM  
1 vote:
I can't believe people are against birth control.
#2 [TotalFark]
2012-12-01 10:05:47 AM  
1 vote:
♫♪♫♪ Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking ♫♪♫♪
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