If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New Zealand Herald)   Man blinded by vodka regains eyesight by drinking whiskey   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 7
    More: Spiffy  
•       •       •

7032 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Dec 2012 at 11:10 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-12-01 10:51:32 AM  
5 votes:
Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
2012-12-01 09:52:13 AM  
5 votes:

BronyMedic: He got a hold of some tainted vodka, and drank methanol. Methanol is metabolized by alcohol dehydrogenase into formaldehyde, which is further metabolized into formic acid. Formic Acid LOVES your optic nerve. It likes to fark it like Lindsey Lohan in a free wet bar hotel. Ethanol competitively inhibits Methanol metabolism by having a higher affinity for ADH than it. So you pee the methanol out rather than turn it into Lindsey Lohan


"Look at the big brain on BronyMedic! You a smart motherfarker."

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-01 09:42:11 AM  
3 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Gonna have to call bullshiate on this story. Diabetes does not respond differently to liquor. But your mom does.

/boom.


No, the article writer just sucks ass at writing an article.

He got a hold of some tainted vodka, and drank methanol. Methanol is metabolized by alcohol dehydrogenase into formaldehyde, which is further metabolized into formic acid. Formic Acid LOVES your optic nerve. It likes to fark it like Lindsey Lohan in a free wet bar hotel. Ethanol competitively inhibits Methanol metabolism by having a higher affinity for ADH than it. So you pee the methanol out rather than turn it into Lindsey Lohan
2012-12-01 12:29:33 PM  
1 votes:
Sleeping Monkey

Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.


Alcohol never solved any problems . . . but neither did a glass of milk!
2012-12-01 11:33:18 AM  
1 votes:
I was fumbling around the bedroom for the light switch but ... I'd just gone completely blind."

He thought he'd sleep it off, but the next morning...


Yes, because when one is suddenly struck completely blind, a logical thought is "Eh, maybe this will fix it self if i wake up in the morning."
2012-12-01 11:29:12 AM  
1 votes:
So, he had rye surgery?
2012-12-01 09:15:07 AM  
1 votes:
Gonna have to call bullshiate on this story. Diabetes does not respond differently to liquor. But your mom does.

/boom.
 
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report