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(Washington Post)   ♫ Our house / in the middle of the road / got bulldozed ♫   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 5
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2012-12-01 08:22:28 AM  
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"You barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you
hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled... until... until...
until you've had enough. And then I'll do it again! And when I've finished I
will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them! And I will carry on
jumping on them, until I get blisters, or I can think of anything even more
unpleasant to do, and then..."
2012-12-01 09:02:29 AM  
2 votes:
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.

There's no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ... What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.
2012-12-01 12:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
Your buddy, Ford Prefect will make a deal with the demolition supervisor, Mr. Prosser to lay down in front of the bulldozer for you while you two run off to the pub.
2012-12-01 10:38:06 AM  
1 votes:
The plans were on display...
2012-12-01 10:19:50 AM  
1 votes:
10 years ago, when I was living in China, that couple would have just disappeared overnight. I suppose this is progress...
 
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