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(USA Today)   If you were shipping 70 pounds of gold through Curacao using irregular but "perfectly legal" methods you might want to contact the captain of that fishing boat   (usatoday.com) divider line 28
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2012-11-30 08:17:49 PM  
Huggins declined to say who owned the approximately 476 pounds of gold

70?
 
2012-11-30 08:24:56 PM  

St_Francis_P: 70?

stole 70 gold bars


//that's as many as 7 tens........
 
2012-11-30 08:30:39 PM  

cretinbob: St_Francis_P: 70?

stole 70 gold bars

//that's as many as 7 tens........


And that's terrible.
 
2012-11-30 08:58:19 PM  
Aren't 500 euro bills a lot lighter?
 
2012-11-30 09:03:05 PM  

Fo Shiz: Aren't 500 euro bills a lot lighter?


Those would be useless against cybermen.
 
2012-11-30 09:33:48 PM  

cretinbob: St_Francis_P: 70?

stole 70 gold bars

//that's as many as 7 tens........


I was told there would be no math
 
2012-11-30 09:44:38 PM  

bloobeary: Fo Shiz: Aren't 500 euro bills a lot lighter?

Those would be useless against cybermen.


That's why you should always wear your badge for mathematical excellence
 
2012-12-01 12:15:59 AM  
officials in the island had been advised in advance that it was coming

Gonna be a tough whodunnit to crack, here.
 
2012-12-01 02:47:04 AM  
What a gold heist mastermind would look like:

media1.break.com
 
2012-12-01 06:24:29 AM  
Using 16 oz per a pound and 1600$ per an ounce,

it would of been 12.1 MILLION dollars. And they had poor security? wtf?
 
2012-12-01 06:36:39 AM  

Apos: What a gold heist mastermind would look like:


Lol, they got THEIR maths incredibly wrong too, try looking up Die Hard gold heist goofs!
 
2012-12-01 06:38:27 AM  
Yeah, let's just keep making gold runs in our fishing boat with no security.

I'm sure none of our crew will catch on, get greedy and set up an inside smash and grab job.
 
2012-12-01 06:56:38 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

ahmergerd, like, wut?
 
2012-12-01 06:57:35 AM  
www.007james.com
Spotting leaving the scene...
 
2012-12-01 07:09:35 AM  

viscountalpha: Using 16 oz per a pound and 1600$ per an ounce,

it would of been 12.1 MILLION dollars. And they had poor security? wtf?


Troy ounce 12 per pound so 9 mil
 
GBB
2012-12-01 07:29:38 AM  
t2.gstatic.com

Is that gold?!?!
Damn, this IS heavy.
 
2012-12-01 07:32:34 AM  
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2012-12-01 08:03:53 AM  
"officials in the island had been advised in advance "

Well there's the problem right there...and probably the perpetrators too
 
2012-12-01 08:05:23 AM  
Did the thieves escape in this?

www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2012-12-01 08:18:48 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
prisonphotography.files.wordpress.com

I wonder if any of the crooks will develop a gilt complex? (Ba-dum-tsssshhhh)
 
2012-12-01 08:31:08 AM  
I didn't RTFA, but I've been to Curacao. Its a dutch protectorate less than 30 miles off the coast of Venezuela. You do the math.
 
2012-12-01 08:37:17 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-01 08:45:46 AM  
Sure, I ship 70 pounds and the captain is all over my ass. Shouldn't he be focusing on the 476 pounds that were stolen by bad guys? Typical.
 
2012-12-01 08:54:50 AM  
www.searchenginepeople.com
 
2012-12-01 10:54:29 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 377x544]

ahmergerd, like, wut?


why?
 
2012-12-01 11:31:13 AM  
We're all in this together Kelly!
 
2012-12-01 12:33:41 PM  
Masked men in jackets emblazoned with the word "police"

25.media.tumblr.com

Do you find them much, these, stolen bars?

Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

Or the Creedence.
 
2012-12-01 07:02:35 PM  
I'm from Curacao. I wouldn't want to be in charge of protecting anything that valuable on that island unless I had serious firepower. And even then I don't think I'd want to play.
 
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