Snarfangel: Unfortunately in April, Apple will come out with the smaller and thinner iDeck.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Snarfangel: Unfortunately in April, Apple will come out with the smaller and thinner iDeck.And subby will be sued for patent infringement
diaphoresis: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Snarfangel: Unfortunately in April, Apple will come out with the smaller and thinner iDeck.And subby will be sued for patent infringementApple lawyers are already drawing up the paperwork to prove they came up with this idea written on a tampon in 1982.
BarkingUnicorn: Does "one-way assembly" mean you can't do it wrong, or that you can't take it apart?
Buzzerguy: What is UDECX, paragraph six: UDECX is one of the most affordable complete decking and patio solutions on the market.That should have been the first sentence, not six paragraphs of deathless marketing like this crap:Now more than ever before, we want products that fit into our belief system.UDECX is innovating the manner in which renters, families, and even businesses utilize their outdoor living space.When connecting with friends and family is something we enjoy and believe in - we seek ways to make that environment work and adapt. (What does that even mean? Why do you need to "believe in" events like seeing your friends and family? What environment? What is it adapting to? Are there people who do not believe in connecting with friends? Should they not have decks?)On another page, it says: At UDECX, we believe in simplicity. Apparently not in describing what the hell your product is. If you can't describe this thing in two sentences and say how much it costs, either you don't know what it is or you're embarrassed of the price, or both. Fix it.
Marcus Aurelius: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
BarkingUnicorn: "1. Fark your Facebook requirement.
Buzzerguy: On another page, it says: At UDECX, we believe in simplicity. Apparently not in describing what the hell your product is.
historynow11: For parties, this looks IDEAL to protect lawns, or for improvised dance floors. I say bravo!
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