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(KMBC Kansas City)   Remember the time Dad tried cutting that BB out of your head with a utility knife? Good times   (kmbc.com) divider line 9
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2012-11-30 08:53:41 PM
5 votes:
Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.
2012-11-30 09:08:50 PM
4 votes:
Frikkin idiot

/that's what Xacto knives are for
2012-11-30 08:28:45 PM
2 votes:
Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story
2012-12-01 01:15:25 AM
1 votes:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: My dad used to press on the soft spot in the side of my head. He claimed it made me sneeze and giggle.

/True story.
//And it explains a lot.


Hey - wanna see me squeeze my kids head and make his brains come up like a pimple???
2012-11-30 10:10:56 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.


I think it was the waiting 24 hours part. Or that it was in the kid's skull, not just under the skin.
2012-11-30 09:52:55 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Exactly.


yeah... I remember my dad taking a needle or razor blade to splinters and other stuff I injured myself with. I once got a pretty sizable iron filing stuck really deep in my palm. when we couldn't get to it with a needle or razor, we put some ichthammol and a bandage over it for a couple of days to draw it out. You don't go to a hospital for minor crap you can take care of at home. if you do, YOU are the reason our healthcare costs are spiraling out of control. " jimmy umberto has the sniffles... better call an ambulance and go to the ER.

for fark's sake... we're getting to the point where telling a kid to "walk it off" is enough to get that kid put in protective custody.
2012-11-30 09:39:42 PM
1 votes:
Real man don't need no them thar hospital with them fancy college edumacated doctors. Good ol knife is all a real man needs.
2012-11-30 09:25:33 PM
1 votes:
www.explosm.net 

A coworker tried to cut a BB out of his penis. He ended up going to the doctor to get it fixed. They didn't take his wang into protective custody.
2012-11-30 08:47:18 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: ya know, I really really wanna see this happen.


You just KNOW that you'd get a Tarantino trunk-perspective shot of Ralphie's dad taking the tire iron out of the car trunk after the tire goes flat.
 
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