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(KMBC Kansas City)   Remember the time Dad tried cutting that BB out of your head with a utility knife? Good times   (kmbc.com) divider line 103
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2012-11-30 08:28:45 PM  
Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story
 
2012-11-30 08:43:01 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story


ya know, I really really wanna see this happen.
 
2012-11-30 08:47:18 PM  

Weaver95: ya know, I really really wanna see this happen.


You just KNOW that you'd get a Tarantino trunk-perspective shot of Ralphie's dad taking the tire iron out of the car trunk after the tire goes flat.
 
2012-11-30 08:53:41 PM  
Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.
 
2012-11-30 09:08:50 PM  
Frikkin idiot

/that's what Xacto knives are for
 
2012-11-30 09:17:48 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story


I believe we're done here. Kill the lights on your way out, amigo!
 
2012-11-30 09:25:33 PM  
www.explosm.net 

A coworker tried to cut a BB out of his penis. He ended up going to the doctor to get it fixed. They didn't take his wang into protective custody.
 
2012-11-30 09:29:16 PM  

Apos: I believe we're done here. Kill the lights on your way out, amigo!


Heh, I don't know about that much, but thanks, man!
 
2012-11-30 09:30:11 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.explosm.net image 701x635] 

A coworker tried to cut a BB out of his penis. He ended up going to the doctor to get it fixed. They didn't take his wang into protective custody.


How did he... ?

/the hell?
 
2012-11-30 09:32:07 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: I believe we're done here. Kill the lights on your way out, amigo!

Heh, I don't know about that much, but thanks, man!




Anytime. :)
 
2012-11-30 09:38:05 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Weaver95: ya know, I really really wanna see this happen.

You just KNOW that you'd get a Tarantino trunk-perspective shot of Ralphie's dad taking the tire iron out of the car trunk after the tire goes flat.


Also, a 10 minute long scene of the lamp's toes after the shoe is removed.
 
2012-11-30 09:39:12 PM  
another failed wannabe submitter with a wildly inaccurate headline..

*clicks*

nvm...

/Florida tag in corner laughing its @$$ off
 
2012-11-30 09:39:42 PM  
Real man don't need no them thar hospital with them fancy college edumacated doctors. Good ol knife is all a real man needs.
 
2012-11-30 09:39:56 PM  

Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.


Exactly.
 
2012-11-30 09:43:12 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story


www.popfi.com

Does Ralphie look like a biatch? Then you why you tryin' to fark him like a biatch!? Ralphie wants his Red Ryder BB Gun!
 
2012-11-30 09:44:07 PM  
MacGyver brain surgery.
 
2012-11-30 09:44:29 PM  

Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.


Hmm...I must have missed "use a boxcutter as a makeshift scalpel to perform minor surgery on your kids" when scanning the helpful parenting tips sites...
 
2012-11-30 09:45:46 PM  

natmar_76: Real man don't need no them thar hospital with them fancy college edumacated doctors. Good ol knife is all a real man needs.


Honestly, his kid is not me.

I'd have pulled my own BB out. My buddies have a story of dicking around with bow and arrows and one kid got an arrow in the shoulder. He pulled it out and waited a day or two to tell his folks about it. He still had the scar. It was a circualr pock mark. Luckily it was a 30lb test recurve and not a real bow.
 
2012-11-30 09:46:46 PM  

natmar_76: Real man don't need no them thar hospital with them fancy college edumacated doctors. Good ol knife is all a real man needs.


A real man would just leabe the BB in his head. I've had one an inch above my left ear for 30 years.
 
2012-11-30 09:52:55 PM  

libranoelrose: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Exactly.


yeah... I remember my dad taking a needle or razor blade to splinters and other stuff I injured myself with. I once got a pretty sizable iron filing stuck really deep in my palm. when we couldn't get to it with a needle or razor, we put some ichthammol and a bandage over it for a couple of days to draw it out. You don't go to a hospital for minor crap you can take care of at home. if you do, YOU are the reason our healthcare costs are spiraling out of control. " jimmy umberto has the sniffles... better call an ambulance and go to the ER.

for fark's sake... we're getting to the point where telling a kid to "walk it off" is enough to get that kid put in protective custody.
 
2012-11-30 09:55:59 PM  

Shenanigans!: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Hmm...I must have missed "use a boxcutter as a makeshift scalpel to perform minor surgery on your kids" when scanning the helpful parenting tips sites...


You're too young to appreciate old school medicine ;-)
 
2012-11-30 09:56:37 PM  
Hate to see what they would've done to the father if he removed a splinter without a fully staffed operating room on standby.
 
2012-11-30 09:57:00 PM  
I had something similar happen to me (.22 rat shot ricochet), but my dad used a buck knife.
 
2012-11-30 09:57:24 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.explosm.net image 701x635] 

A coworker tried to cut a BB out of his penis. He ended up going to the doctor to get it fixed. They didn't take his wang into protective custody.


So would you say he had a BB stuck in his pee pee?
 
2012-11-30 09:58:31 PM  
Jebus! You just push it back out through the hole it made.

We used to have bb gun wars. One rule was "No head shots". Rick took up a prone position in the park and was plunking us pretty good. Leo had a Daisy rifle with a pump. He was supposed to be limited to three pumps per shot but he got ticked and cranked a few extra pumps in to it and shot Rick right in the forehead. We thought Leo had killed him. There was blood everywhere. Turns out, Rick was slightly anemic so we washed him down in the water fountain. The bb had gone in and moved a couple of inches up so we pushed it back down until it we could pop it back out. Then Rick went home and told his mom that some kid threw a rock at him. She was already drunk so she told us to go out and hunt the bastard down.
 
2012-11-30 09:59:04 PM  
Just put some butter on it.
 
2012-11-30 10:01:12 PM  
I don't know, as long as he wasn't dunk or otherwise have poor motor control, it seems like an OK thing to try at first.
 
2012-11-30 10:01:19 PM  
Something similar happened to a grade school friend of mine.....minus the utility knife. My friend shot himself in the hand with a Crosman 760. His father refused to take him to the hospital because the law required medical professionals to report all gunshot injuries to the police. The wound festered for a week or so and the old man finally relented and took the kid to the ER. Yup, the police were called, but the father was ready. Before he took the kid in, dad cooked up a story and spent hours rehearsing it with the kid before he took him to the hospital. The cops know they were lying, but dad and son stuck to their story, so nothing came of it. BTW, BB passed clear through his hand. The treatment consisted of antibiotics and a bandage.
 
2012-11-30 10:01:52 PM  
We are turning into a Nation of pussies,

in my day, Bill Brasky would use a chainsaw while riding a wild horse to take that BB out.

Here's to Bill Brasky, one magnificent bastard.
 
2012-11-30 10:02:02 PM  
think about it like this, a splinter or a shard of glass in yoru kids finger. You get an exacto, cleanse it with alcohol and fire... then try and remove it. You are not successful so you take your kid to the doctor the next morning.

you are then charged and your child taken from you.

Unless their is some sadism in the fathers actions here I don't see a place to charge the man.
 
2012-11-30 10:02:10 PM  

libranoelrose: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Exactly.


I see a new law in the making, with Band-aids being sold by prescription only. Why was the child removed from the home?
 
2012-11-30 10:05:09 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coming this December:

Quentin Tarantino's
A Christmas Story


DOES THIS LOOK LIKE DEAD SANTA STORAGE TO YOU?
'CAUSE STORING DEAD SANTA AIN'T MY FARKING BUSSINESS!!!
 
2012-11-30 10:05:58 PM  
i614.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 10:07:59 PM  
antidisestablishmentarianism: www.explosm.net

========================

Thanks so much for posting this...............I really needed all those horrid childhood memories to come flooding back just about now.
 
2012-11-30 10:09:06 PM  

X-Geek: [i614.photobucket.com image 360x450]


holy hand grenade! Is that pic shopped?!

/If not, what kind of infection does he have?
 
2012-11-30 10:10:56 PM  

Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.


I think it was the waiting 24 hours part. Or that it was in the kid's skull, not just under the skin.
 
2012-11-30 10:12:31 PM  

diaphoresis: X-Geek: [i614.photobucket.com image 360x450]

holy hand grenade! Is that pic shopped?!

/If not, what kind of infection does he have?


You're new to the internet, right?
Link
 
2012-11-30 10:13:27 PM  
I'm not certain if my dad would have done this, or if he'd have told me to go get the utility knife and do it myself.
 
2012-11-30 10:20:29 PM  

Fissile: antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.explosm.net image 701x635]

========================

Thanks so much for posting this...............I really needed all those horrid childhood memories to come flooding back just about now.


Oh yeah. Child rearing and scotch. Crap times - crap times - I resolved to never be the person I got away from.
 
2012-11-30 10:21:18 PM  
I've got a package of blades right here and the label doesn't say anything about not using them to remove bbs from your kid's skull.
 
2012-11-30 10:22:43 PM  

Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.


If that "home remedy" involves digging around in your child's head with a utility knife, then yeah, I'm gonna go with taking the child out of the home, at least until the investigation is over.

/home surgery doesn't qualify as a "home remedy" in my book!
 
2012-11-30 10:23:12 PM  
"...It could put a lodge under the skin and cause a very bad infection"
/Clark W. Griswold
 
2012-11-30 10:23:58 PM  

diaphoresis: Shenanigans!: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Hmm...I must have missed "use a boxcutter as a makeshift scalpel to perform minor surgery on your kids" when scanning the helpful parenting tips sites...

You're too young to appreciate old school medicine ;-)


Woohoo! That made my day! I feel like I just got carded at a club! :D
 
2012-11-30 10:24:01 PM  

FunkOut: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Weaver95: ya know, I really really wanna see this happen.

You just KNOW that you'd get a Tarantino trunk-perspective shot of Ralphie's dad taking the tire iron out of the car trunk after the tire goes flat.

Also, a 10 minute long scene of the lamp's toes after the shoe is removed.


Why is Wicked Game playing in my head right now?
 
2012-11-30 10:25:16 PM  

What Plants Crave: antidisestablishmentarianism: [www.explosm.net image 701x635] 

A coworker tried to cut a BB out of his penis. He ended up going to the doctor to get it fixed. They didn't take his wang into protective custody.

So would you say he had a BB stuck in his pee pee?


You just made me Lol Donkey-Bray-laugh. Thank you. =)
 
2012-11-30 10:25:19 PM  

RealFarknMcCoy2: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

If that "home remedy" involves digging around in your child's head with a utility knife, then yeah, I'm gonna go with taking the child out of the home, at least until the investigation is over.

/home surgery doesn't qualify as a "home remedy" in my book!


have you ever removed a splinter from yourself or another person?
that's "home surgery"
/you sick, twisted, mutilator.
 
2012-11-30 10:27:03 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: libranoelrose: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Exactly.

yeah... I remember my dad taking a needle or razor blade to splinters and other stuff I injured myself with. I once got a pretty sizable iron filing stuck really deep in my palm. when we couldn't get to it with a needle or razor, we put some ichthammol and a bandage over it for a couple of days to draw it out. You don't go to a hospital for minor crap you can take care of at home. if you do, YOU are the reason our healthcare costs are spiraling out of control. " jimmy umberto has the sniffles... better call an ambulance and go to the ER.

for fark's sake... we're getting to the point where telling a kid to "walk it off" is enough to get that kid put in protective custody.


Exactly... The father tried the simple solution (open the wound a bit, try to force it out method), that didn't work, so he brought the kid in to the hospital to be looked at. Why waste hours in an ER for something you can handle at home in 5 minutes (usually)?

Hell, I've had my shoulder 'relocated' at home by my uncles after a minor farming accident. Hurt like hell, but it took 2 minutes instead of an hour long drive to the hospital, then a 5 hour wait in the ER, and that's not considering the damage the swelling would have caused after 6 hours when the doctor slammed it back in.

/CSB :P
 
2012-11-30 10:27:09 PM  
When I was four, my Grand-daddy cut a 2" splinter of wood out of the back of hand with his pocket knife.

Still got the scar.
 
2012-11-30 10:27:15 PM  
box cutter
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utility knife
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exacto knife
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scalpel
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pig sticker
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Just so we're all on the same page.
 
2012-11-30 10:27:19 PM  

Shenanigans!: Earguy: Protective custody? Seriously?

I know a lot of stuff that our parents did is no longer acceptable, but trying a "home remedy" before going to the doctor does not seem justification for taking the child out of the home.

Hmm...I must have missed "use a boxcutter as a makeshift scalpel to perform minor surgery on your kids" when scanning the helpful parenting tips sites...


It's because you don't care about your kids!!!!!
 
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