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(MIT Technology Review)   Physicists have teleported quantum information from one ensemble of atoms to another 150 metres away, a demonstration that paves the way towards quantum routers and a quantum Internet   (technologyreview.com) divider line 16
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2012-11-30 08:23:50 PM  
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Physicists have teleported quantum information from one ensemble of atoms to another 150 metres away, a demonstration that paves the way towards quantum routers and a quantum Internet

Meanwhile, physicists have not teleported quantum information from one ensemble of atoms to another 150 metres away, a demonstration that doesn't pave the way towards quantum routers and a quantum Internet.
2012-11-30 07:44:22 PM  
3 votes:
I kind of wonder what quantum porn will look like.
2012-12-01 12:27:36 PM  
2 votes:

starsrift: Great, quantum internet.

Now I can be both teabagged by a 14 year old and not teabagged at the same time.


Why don't you have a seat over there, Congressman . . .
2012-11-30 08:54:46 PM  
2 votes:

Ambivalence: I kind of wonder what quantum porn will look like.


Screw that. What of quantum Caturday?
2012-11-30 08:14:51 PM  
2 votes:

Ambivalence: I kind of wonder what quantum porn will look like.


It will be anything and everything you want it to be... until you actually view it.
2012-11-30 06:20:52 PM  
2 votes:

Blues_X: Qwertyette: and no information is being exchanged because a reading on one end means nothing except "Hey, we got the same reading over here, isn't that cool?"

But how did that same reading get there?


And who was phone?
2012-11-30 11:54:02 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, but where's my jet pack? You promised me a jet pack.
2012-11-30 11:20:07 PM  
1 votes:

rogue49: Yet, the utilities will still put a cap on it...


Those with "series of tubes" can do all they want, but if I can download spooky bytes at a distance, they can't do nothin' bout it.
2012-11-30 10:59:45 PM  
1 votes:
Yet, the utilities will still put a cap on it...
2012-11-30 09:48:18 PM  
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: what will this mean in porn terms?


you may or may not get off.
or both
2012-11-30 09:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
"Jayne: "Can you hear me?"
"I'm standing right here."
"You're coming in good and clear."
"'Cause I'm standing right here."

/ If this is obscure to anybody, you need to turn in your credentials.
2012-11-30 08:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

Qwertyette: I'm banging my head against the desk while reading TFA. Sorry, no, it's not "teleportation". Matter is not being moved from one place to another, and no information is being exchanged because a reading on one end means nothing except "Hey, we got the same reading over here, isn't that cool?"


No fair, you changed the result of the article by reading it!
2012-11-30 08:42:43 PM  
1 votes:

LDM90: Depends on which universe you live in. Maybe, I dunno, I'm a bit uncertain.


It's enough to make one walk the Planck.
2012-11-30 08:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
Imagine what kind of bullshiat is going to come from hackers being able to remotely flip bits of in-use memory at the physical level from across the street or internet? Man, yuck. Firewall? 7 Boxxies? Nope, the freakin tinfoil sportin' Faraday cagers will actually have their day in the sun. (where they will get a terrible burn and retreat back to the basement).
2012-11-30 08:15:35 PM  
1 votes:
It doesn't matter. I'll still be just as pissed off when it stops working for no apparent raisin.
2012-11-30 08:12:51 PM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: Blues_X: Qwertyette: and no information is being exchanged because a reading on one end means nothing except "Hey, we got the same reading over here, isn't that cool?"

But how did that same reading get there?

And who was phone?


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