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(NBC Miami)   Why might a woman run around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors and waking up guests? A) She's drunk. B) She's pregnant. C) See tag. D) All of the above   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 10
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2012-11-30 09:45:26 PM
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sulco: had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.


So THAT'S how babby is formed.
2012-11-30 08:57:18 PM
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Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.



Why do you hate Darwin?
2012-11-30 08:34:38 PM
2 votes:
had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.
2012-11-30 09:17:41 PM
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martid4: Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard

I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...


A little better? Dude, I am perpetually clad in black, listen to heavy metal and watch horror movies for fun before bedtime, while drinking akvavit and plotting unholy vengeance on those who have angered me. Even the pic of THAT thing scared me. I'll be your wing chick, k? That way you'll at least get one that can kinda sorta pass at a family function.

/depends on your family, of course
2012-11-30 09:07:21 PM
1 votes:

Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard


I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...
2012-11-30 09:01:50 PM
1 votes:
51 doesn't have to be that hard
2012-11-30 08:56:07 PM
1 votes:
A woman running around a hotel in her underwear banging on doors is news? Since when?

Apparently, subby has never worked in a hotel before. The guests should consider themselves lucky she was wearing underwear and that she wasn't covered with fecal matter.
2012-11-30 08:47:19 PM
1 votes:
I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.
2012-11-30 08:29:42 PM
1 votes:
I watch way too many weird crime shows, because I would first look for whoever was chasing her before assuming she was drunk.

/goes back to X-Files marathon
2012-11-30 08:29:24 PM
1 votes:
See tag? Nice option, Subs.
 
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