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(NBC Miami)   Why might a woman run around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors and waking up guests? A) She's drunk. B) She's pregnant. C) See tag. D) All of the above   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 52
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2012-11-30 08:28:46 PM  
Mom?
 
2012-11-30 08:29:24 PM  
See tag? Nice option, Subs.
 
2012-11-30 08:29:33 PM  
51 and pregnant?

Well, that is worth announcing.
 
2012-11-30 08:29:42 PM  
I watch way too many weird crime shows, because I would first look for whoever was chasing her before assuming she was drunk.

/goes back to X-Files marathon
 
2012-11-30 08:30:56 PM  
Was she hot as well as pregnant?
 
2012-11-30 08:32:25 PM  
Why might I think might the subby be might fail. c) see headline
 
2012-11-30 08:32:39 PM  

Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?


*clicks on link*

Never mind.
 
2012-11-30 08:34:34 PM  

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.



*clicks*

Well, asked and answered, I suppose.
 
2012-11-30 08:34:38 PM  
had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.
 
2012-11-30 08:35:32 PM  
A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.
 
2012-11-30 08:36:23 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: See tag? Nice option, Subs.


Came in to say this.
 
2012-11-30 08:36:37 PM  

oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.


I just hope he has a stiff upper lip.
 
2012-11-30 08:37:38 PM  

sulco: had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.


Came to say the same thing. A whole keg of that shiat would barely give me a buzz.
 
2012-11-30 08:41:26 PM  
Drunk while pregnant. I guess this is how Floridinians are made. Makes sense.
 
2012-11-30 08:42:23 PM  
What's a woman might?
 
2012-11-30 08:44:56 PM  
Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.
 
2012-11-30 08:47:19 PM  
I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.
 
2012-11-30 08:51:49 PM  
It's all part of Jesus's plan.
 
2012-11-30 08:52:06 PM  
6 pack, underwear, pregnant, hotel, pool fence jumping?, 51 y/o, blue eyes, perfect hair in mug shot.

Batshiat Crazy!

Lets address this in order, shall we.

Six pack = lite weight or on psych meds.

Underwear = sex to get/hold man. (questionable)

Pregnant = BS sex to get/hold man. (questionable)

Hotel = Man from out of town, long range phone sex

Pool Fence Jumping = BS gate has easy other side access, fake drowning to get/hold man. (questionable)

did I miss something?
 
2012-11-30 08:52:52 PM  

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.


No. Any suggestion that a woman should think of her unborn child as opposed to herself is evidence of the evil hegemonic patriarchy systematically oppressing women. You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2012-11-30 08:54:20 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
*clicks link*
Belay that request
*hurls*
 
2012-11-30 08:54:26 PM  
Good Lord that headline made my head hurt. What the hell mods? Drinking on the job again...?

/notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
 
2012-11-30 08:55:28 PM  
Can't always be this:
www.adrants.com
 
2012-11-30 08:56:07 PM  
A woman running around a hotel in her underwear banging on doors is news? Since when?

Apparently, subby has never worked in a hotel before. The guests should consider themselves lucky she was wearing underwear and that she wasn't covered with fecal matter.
 
2012-11-30 08:57:07 PM  

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.


You should know the christian stance on children by now. Let them be born for any reason, by rape, addicted to heroin, retarded and FAS. Once they are born, it's God's problem now. Unless they turn into vegtables, then the ball is back in the Church's court.
 
2012-11-30 08:57:18 PM  

Butthurted: Not to go all Nazi state on this, but couldn't her actions be construed as child endangerment? Depending, of course, on Florida's abortion laws and definition of what constitutes a child.



Why do you hate Darwin?
 
2012-11-30 09:00:46 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]


That has got to be the shiattiest Photoshop ever; her left hand is bigger than her entire head.
 
2012-11-30 09:01:50 PM  
51 doesn't have to be that hard
 
2012-11-30 09:06:11 PM  

oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.


This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.
 
2012-11-30 09:07:21 PM  

Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard


I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...
 
2012-11-30 09:09:57 PM  
Subby said "might" twice.
 
2012-11-30 09:13:45 PM  
She gets around, not eight inches under the picture, it says a man spotted her in Vermont...
 
2012-11-30 09:13:55 PM  

syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.


When I was pregnant with my daughter I could not stand the smell of booze, and I carry a decent wine key in my car and handbag at all times. Some babies come out OK despite dire situations but most don't.
It's unlikely that this gal was knocked up anyhow; expired eggs and such.
 
2012-11-30 09:16:22 PM  

syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.


Isn't that the truth. Men age like wine and women age like milk.
 
2012-11-30 09:17:41 PM  

martid4: Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard

I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...


A little better? Dude, I am perpetually clad in black, listen to heavy metal and watch horror movies for fun before bedtime, while drinking akvavit and plotting unholy vengeance on those who have angered me. Even the pic of THAT thing scared me. I'll be your wing chick, k? That way you'll at least get one that can kinda sorta pass at a family function.

/depends on your family, of course
 
2012-11-30 09:33:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]


more like this:
www.elements4health.com
 
2012-11-30 09:44:45 PM  

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.


51, drunk, pregnant and in Fark's favorite state. Ask a stupid question...
 
2012-11-30 09:45:26 PM  

sulco: had drank approximately a six pack of Budweiser and that was why she was acting the way she was

SHENANIGANS! You can't get intoxicated on horse piss.


So THAT'S how babby is formed.
 
2012-11-30 09:45:29 PM  
A middle-aged Port St. Lucie woman facing a disorderly intoxication charge after she ran around a hotel in her underwear knocking on doors said being pregnant made her do it, police said.

img221.imageshack.us

"The Devil made ME do it."
 
2012-11-30 09:47:14 PM  

puckrock2000: Satanic_Hamster: Can't always be this:
[www.adrants.com image 332x460]

That has got to be the shiattiest Photoshop ever; her left hand is bigger than her entire head.


How about:
www.hottubrepairman.co.uk
 
2012-11-30 09:58:15 PM  

Apos: Apos: Was she hot as well as pregnant?

*clicks on link*

Never mind.


assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-11-30 10:00:15 PM  
I did like this bit:

An officer responded to the hotel around 12:30 a.m. where the manager said the woman had been running around in her bra and panties and knocking on doors of other guests, the report said.

VIDEO: Man Spots Bigfoot in Vermont
 
2012-11-30 10:02:55 PM  

martid4: syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.

Isn't that the truth. Men age like wine and women age like milk.


Not all of them though. Stevie Nicks has actually improved with time. Pat Benetar hasn't done bad either.

/one of each, please
//to go
 
2012-11-30 10:39:21 PM  

AbbeySomeone: syzygy whizz: oldtaku: A six pack a night, eh? That'll be one sharp kid.

This sort of thing riles me. FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) can leave a kid with serious issues...and it is ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE.
Grrrr....


Clicked the 'then and now' link for 'Rock Stars'. Holee shiat but Time has a lot to answer for.

When I was pregnant with my daughter I could not stand the smell of booze, and I carry a decent wine key in my car and handbag at all times. Some babies come out OK despite dire situations but most don't.
It's unlikely that this gal was knocked up anyhow; expired eggs and such.


Yesindeedy, but given the all-in-all, if she is, the prognosis isn't very nice.
 
2012-11-30 10:41:22 PM  

Snargi: I suppose if I were a 51yo Florida skank and I found out I was pregnant, I might have a six-pack of beer too.

/Kid's name will be John.


Elizabeth?
 
2012-11-30 11:12:57 PM  
Subby said might twice. He might might like might.
 
2012-12-01 12:21:09 AM  
Her body.
Her choice.


/deal with it.
//as mentioned above, probably not even considered a baby yet
///yes, of course I'm trolling
 
2012-12-01 12:34:58 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: martid4: Marcintosh: 51 doesn't have to be that hard

I'm blind. She told me she was 18 and on the pill. I just got her the six pack to loosen her up. Is she really that fugly? I need to start screening a little better...

A little better? Dude, I am perpetually clad in black, listen to heavy metal and watch horror movies for fun before bedtime, while drinking akvavit and plotting unholy vengeance on those who have angered me. Even the pic of THAT thing scared me. I'll be your wing chick, k? That way you'll at least get one that can kinda sorta pass at a family function.

/depends on your family, of course


you sound like the woman of my dreams.
 
2012-12-01 04:43:49 AM  
True Story Bro. A few years ago in a motel in Southern Ontario about 10 PM there was a knock on my door. Checked it and opened up- there was a woman about 35, not bad looking, lots of makeup, asked me "Room 112? You called me up for out-service?" when she saw my puzzled look. Then I said "No, this is actually 212. The lobby entrance is actually the second floor. You want one down." She apologised and left.
5 minutes later she knocked again and said "Look, my date's drunk and I don't deal with drunk customers, the guy can barely stand,and I hate driving through traffic for nothing, I'll give you a deal, half-price for the hour, you look like a nice guy." If I hadn't had to head into TO in a few hours I might've been tempted.
 
2012-12-01 05:10:45 AM  
Is the answer "Because she wants a punch in the face"?
 
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