trivial use of my dark powers: Breitbart's still dead and that's really all that matters.
Marcus Aurelius: You simply cannot discount the possibility that Bill Clinton was pulling the strings. After seeing the speech Bill gave at the convention, it all starts to makes sense.
SnakeLee: If Obama - or any President for that matter - wanted you dead, they wouldn't use arsenic. If they were going to be that blatant, they might as well just send a drone
EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.
propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.
badhatharry: BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinityOh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.LinkStop making a fool out of yourself.
Dead for Tax Reasons: He was a yellow fever victim and needs to be buried in the basement
MurphyMurphy: It's actually a pretty interesting story if you click on tfa.The police investigated and came right out and said the guy had nothing to do with Breibart, but you can't deny the odd circumstances of the coroners death.How an individual gets that much arsenic in their body is known. It must be ingested. How he ingested that much and didn't know about it, and where it came from is another thing entirely.I'm not even sure I can figure this one out even if my lab had the right equipment. (I sold all the equipment back when I filled the lab with cinder blocks, chicken wire and kerosene for my 9/11 fact-finding mission)
Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right?
jjorsett: Headline: "No Answers in Death of Technician Linked to Andrew Breitbart"Body: "Those theories were quickly debunked by both the L.A. police and Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who told The Daily Beast at the time that Cormier had nothing to do with Breitbart's autopsy."So where is this "link"?
zappaisfrank: EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.So, what does supporting the unification of the business sector and government have to do with dead Breitbart?That word you use..I don't think it means what you think it means.BTW..the word "Conservative" has the same first three letters as words like "control", "confine", "constrict" and "contain". Now tell me who the heavy handed ones are....
Shadowknight: Dimensio: propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.Are these three murders issued for an entire Presidency, or does a re-elected President receive three additional murders for his or her second term?Yes, but they don't roll over from the previous term. Use them or lose them.Seriously, though, someone actually thanks this guy was important enough to kill? Why? If Obama really wanted to put a story to right wing media BS, wouldn't he go after Rush or Murdoch? Even Hannity has a bigger audience than Breitbart. Why would he have this numb skull whacked and leave the big fish?
zerkalo: Um, he's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Breitbart pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's a pretty serious conspiracy. Polonium, even. Maybe
Granny_Panties: It 's become painfully obvious the entire Benghazi stunt was designed to cover up Obama's murdering of Andrew Breitbart and Michelle Obama's affair with Bill Clinton.
dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid
FlashHarry: clearly he was killed by barack obama, the all-powerful silver-tongued illuminatus nether-lord who is also a bumbling, teleprompter-addicted empty suit.
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