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2012-11-30 04:07:12 PM  
clearly he was killed by barack obama, the all-powerful silver-tongued illuminatus nether-lord who is also a bumbling, teleprompter-addicted empty suit.
 
2012-11-30 04:12:46 PM  

FlashHarry: clearly he was killed by barack obama, the all-powerful silver-tongued illuminatus nether-lord who is also a bumbling, teleprompter-addicted empty suit.


You simply cannot discount the possibility that Bill Clinton was pulling the strings. After seeing the speech Bill gave at the convention, it all starts to makes sense.
 
2012-11-30 04:20:11 PM  
OOoooh, I like this one. Let's go with it. Next thing we know, the mailman will snuff it. Things are getting pretty serious.
 
2012-11-30 04:47:00 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You simply cannot discount the possibility that Bill Clinton was pulling the strings. After seeing the speech Bill gave at the convention, it all starts to makes sense.


I'll give you $20 to post that at freerepublic OR InfoWars and report back on how many people agree with you.

/offer not actually valid
 
2012-11-30 04:51:50 PM  

dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid


only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....
 
2012-11-30 05:09:19 PM  
Even if Breitbart was murdered is that really so bad?
 
2012-11-30 05:09:39 PM  
If Breitbart's neighbor is accidentally hit by a car anytime in the next year - what did the neighbor know?
If any of Breitbart's friends go missing in the next year - who silenced Breitbart's old acquaintance?
If a janitor at the Breitbart office fell down the stairs - what did the janitor see at the offices after hours?

Etc.

If Obama - or any President for that matter - wanted you dead, they wouldn't use arsenic. If they were going to be that blatant, they might as well just send a drone
 
2012-11-30 05:12:33 PM  

dickfreckle: Marcus Aurelius: You simply cannot discount the possibility that Bill Clinton was pulling the strings. After seeing the speech Bill gave at the convention, it all starts to makes sense.

I'll give you $20 to post that at freerepublic OR InfoWars and report back on how many people agree with you.

/offer not actually valid


For $200 I'd actually consider it.
 
2012-11-30 08:53:42 PM  
Breitbart's still dead and that's really all that matters.
 
2012-11-30 09:16:31 PM  

SnakeLee: If Obama - or any President for that matter - wanted you dead, they wouldn't use arsenic. If they were going to be that blatant, they might as well just send a drone


You'd think the President would find a way to be a little more subtle than, say, Vladimir Putin.
 
2012-11-30 09:20:01 PM  
I suspect a terrorist saw a Youtube video where Muhammad was portrayed as a fellater of goats and blamed it on Breitbart. Now he's dead; Murder? You be the judge.
 
2012-11-30 09:34:02 PM  
Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.
 
2012-11-30 09:53:29 PM  
He was a yellow fever victim and needs to be buried in the basement
 
2012-11-30 10:53:40 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: Breitbart's still dead and that's really all that matters.


Bless his heart.
 
2012-11-30 10:54:00 PM  

propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.


There's no rollover murders?
 
2012-11-30 10:55:04 PM  
Good assassin's don't use common poisons.
 
2012-11-30 10:58:51 PM  
It 's become painfully obvious the entire Benghazi stunt was designed to cover up Obama's murdering of Andrew Breitbart and Michelle Obama's affair with Bill Clinton.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-30 11:00:16 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Good assassin's don't use common poisons.


Good assassins don't get caught nor have their kill traced back to the contractor. Almost any poison can be discovered during medical review. What does it matter if it's common or not? You don't get style points.
 
2012-11-30 11:08:41 PM  

Granny_Panties: It 's become painfully obvious the entire Benghazi stunt was designed to cover up Obama's murdering of Andrew Breitbart and Michelle Obama's affair with Bill Clinton.


Thanks. Now this is gonna end up as the new set of Benghazi talking points.
 
2012-11-30 11:10:53 PM  
It's nice to be reminded that Andrew Breitbart is still dead.
 
2012-11-30 11:16:27 PM  
www.csgstage.com
 
2012-11-30 11:18:16 PM  
I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.
 
2012-11-30 11:24:09 PM  
The Clintons taught him well.
 
2012-11-30 11:26:45 PM  
As a proud tinfoil hatter, it seems pretty far-fetched. More likely a lab screwup or psychotic ex-wife.
 
2012-11-30 11:28:19 PM  

zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.


Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.
 
2012-11-30 11:30:28 PM  
Um, he's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Breitbart pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's a pretty serious conspiracy. Polonium, even. Maybe
 
2012-11-30 11:33:42 PM  
Um, Breitbart's proctologist's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the assman pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty seriously a conspiracy.
 
2012-11-30 11:34:19 PM  

zerkalo: Um, he's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Breitbart pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's a pretty serious conspiracy. Polonium, even. Maybe


Damnit!
 
2012-11-30 11:36:55 PM  

badhatharry: As a proud tinfoil hatter, it seems pretty far-fetched. More likely a lab screwup or psychotic ex-wife.


Here, huff this bag of paint and furniture polish. That's it, take a big deep breath...

Do you see the conspiracy clearly yet?
 
2012-11-30 11:37:31 PM  

propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.


Are these three murders issued for an entire Presidency, or does a re-elected President receive three additional murders for his or her second term?
 
2012-11-30 11:43:04 PM  

zerkalo: Um, he's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Breitbart pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's a pretty serious conspiracy. Polonium, even. Maybe

farm4.staticflickr.com 
RIP
 
2012-11-30 11:45:02 PM  

Shadowknight: badhatharry: As a proud tinfoil hatter, it seems pretty far-fetched. More likely a lab screwup or psychotic ex-wife.

Here, huff this bag of paint and furniture polish. That's it, take a big deep breath...

Do you see the conspiracy clearly yet?


How about I read the article instead.......yep, there it is.

"While he was at Providence St. Joseph, an unidentified family member called and recommended that the hospital check Cormier for poison."
 
2012-11-30 11:46:40 PM  

Dimensio: propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.

Are these three murders issued for an entire Presidency, or does a re-elected President receive three additional murders for his or her second term?


Yes, but they don't roll over from the previous term. Use them or lose them.

Seriously, though, someone actually thanks this guy was important enough to kill? Why? If Obama really wanted to put a story to right wing media BS, wouldn't he go after Rush or Murdoch? Even Hannity has a bigger audience than Breitbart. Why would he have this numb skull whacked and leave the big fish?
 
2012-11-30 11:47:28 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: Breitbart's still dead and that's really all that matters.


best part .... forever
 
2012-11-30 11:51:06 PM  
Andrew Breitbart's house is now up for sale. Maybe that will lead to some answers.
 
2012-11-30 11:52:21 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


Jonah?
 
2012-11-30 11:53:24 PM  

Shadowknight: Dimensio: propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.

Are these three murders issued for an entire Presidency, or does a re-elected President receive three additional murders for his or her second term?

Yes, but they don't roll over from the previous term. Use them or lose them.

Seriously, though, someone actually thanks this guy was important enough to kill? Why? If Obama really wanted to put a story to right wing media BS, wouldn't he go after Rush or Murdoch? Even Hannity has a bigger audience than Breitbart. Why would he have this numb skull whacked and leave the big fish?


That's what makes it so brilliant.
 
2012-11-30 11:59:34 PM  
Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned. He was in a "volatile relationship" and an "unidentified family member" called in a tip about arsenic, which means there was likely some BS going on in the coroner technician's life. Doesn't have anything to do with Breitbart.
 
2012-12-01 12:04:40 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


You know who else disagreed with me?

/hint: he's a real fascist.
 
2012-12-01 12:05:39 AM  
It's actually a pretty interesting story if you click on tfa.

The police investigated and came right out and said the guy had nothing to do with Breibart, but you can't deny the odd circumstances of the coroners death.

How an individual gets that much arsenic in their body is known. It must be ingested. How he ingested that much and didn't know about it, and where it came from is another thing entirely.

I'm not even sure I can figure this one out even if my lab had the right equipment. (I sold all the equipment back when I filled the lab with cinder blocks, chicken wire and kerosene for my 9/11 fact-finding mission)
 
2012-12-01 12:11:03 AM  

Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned...


fat asshole + bad ticker + hot bath + too much nose candy = ignominious death
 
2012-12-01 12:16:40 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: He was a yellow fever victim and needs to be buried in the basement


Breitbart tagged Michelle Malkin??

/i keed, that's wacist, etc...
 
2012-12-01 12:30:45 AM  
If Rachel Maddow were to die unexpectedly tomorrow, I think we'd all say, "Well, that kinda sucks" and then move on. Just because a person is a known political commentator does not a conspiracy make.

And yet here we are. These people haven't shut up since Brietbart died. FFS, he ran a second-rate blog. It's not like he was a rebel organizing a coup in a Latin American country. People like that are murdered, routinely.

I'm also amused that anyone finds Brietbart and his brand of lies, half-truths, and incendiary stupid sauce actually worth killing. Hate to break it to you folks, but no one actually cared what Brietbart thought, much in the way you'll let an ignorant teenager rant and rave until he finally tuckers out. Sure, we cared enough to mock him, but only an extreme minority took him seriously. He simply wasn't worth killing, no matter your martyrdom fantasies.

Grow up, man.
 
2012-12-01 12:38:41 AM  
Headline: "No Answers in Death of Technician Linked to Andrew Breitbart"

Body: "Those theories were quickly debunked by both the L.A. police and Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who told The Daily Beast at the time that Cormier had nothing to do with Breitbart's autopsy."

So where is this "link"?
 
2012-12-01 12:56:41 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: zerkalo: Um, he's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Breitbart pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's a pretty serious conspiracy. Polonium, even. Maybe

Damnit!


brilliant minds blah blah blah
 
2012-12-01 01:03:29 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


So, what does supporting the unification of the business sector and government have to do with dead Breitbart?

That word you use..I don't think it means what you think it means.

BTW..the word "Conservative" has the same first three letters as words like "control", "confine", "constrict" and "contain". Now tell me who the heavy handed ones are....
 
2012-12-01 01:12:32 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


When those FEMA camps become fully operational, you're going to be very uncomfortable.
Is the creme brule poisoned, this week? Who knows?
 
2012-12-01 01:14:53 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


I'm impressed, you got a fair amount of bites with what looked like some lazy bullshiat. 8/10, but next time put some more oomph into it and you can really push it over the top.
 
2012-12-01 01:15:11 AM  

zappaisfrank: EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.

So, what does supporting the unification of the business sector and government have to do with dead Breitbart?

That word you use..I don't think it means what you think it means.

BTW..the word "Conservative" has the same first three letters as words like "control", "confine", "constrict" and "contain". Now tell me who the heavy handed ones are....


FARKING CONADIANS!!1
 
2012-12-01 01:38:02 AM  

jjorsett: Headline: "No Answers in Death of Technician Linked to Andrew Breitbart"

Body: "Those theories were quickly debunked by both the L.A. police and Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who told The Daily Beast at the time that Cormier had nothing to do with Breitbart's autopsy."

So where is this "link"?


Exactly! It's almost TOO unrelated, the invisible anti-pieces of this puzzle are finally falling into place. It's like the time I solved a crossword at Denny's using only the words "bone" and "lib."
 
2012-12-01 01:50:39 AM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned...

fat asshole + bad ticker + hot bath + too much nose candy = ignominious death


I don't want to know how you know just how plump his asshole was.
 
2012-12-01 02:29:28 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


Passively enjoying the death of someone you find to be awful doesn't make you a fascist, just kind of an asshole. I'm guessing zappaisfrank can probably live with that.

Also, the idea that this is inherently liberal thinking is pretty simpleminded, too. There was a lot of conservative hooting when Ted Kennedy got brain cancer and again when he died. Breitbart's comment threads are pretty much the bottom of the barrel when it comes to civility or empathy. Keep working on that thesis, though.
 
2012-12-01 02:35:44 AM  
I'm pretty sure that Breitbart died of natural causes (well, natural for people like him and John Belushi, anyway). And I have a pretty good idea who killed the coroner's technician. A bored secret service agent with a wicked sense of humor read all the assassination theories and said, "Watch this. I'm going to fark with these guys. This'll be good!"
 
2012-12-01 02:55:41 AM  

jjorsett: Headline: "No Answers in Death of Technician Linked to Andrew Breitbart"

Body: "Those theories were quickly debunked by both the L.A. police and Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who told The Daily Beast at the time that Cormier had nothing to do with Breitbart's autopsy."

So where is this "link"?


It's all in your head.

Or maybe somewhere on Prison Planet.

How about you go take a nice long look in there?
 
2012-12-01 03:16:35 AM  

Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right?


He was an alcoholic who spent the bulk of his life raging at liberals. He didn't so much die as he rage-quit life.
 
2012-12-01 03:42:07 AM  

MurphyMurphy: It's actually a pretty interesting story if you click on tfa.

The police investigated and came right out and said the guy had nothing to do with Breibart, but you can't deny the odd circumstances of the coroners death.

How an individual gets that much arsenic in their body is known. It must be ingested. How he ingested that much and didn't know about it, and where it came from is another thing entirely.

I'm not even sure I can figure this one out even if my lab had the right equipment. (I sold all the equipment back when I filled the lab with cinder blocks, chicken wire and kerosene for my 9/11 fact-finding mission)


Why does your lab have a chicken?
 
2012-12-01 03:48:07 AM  

Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....


He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.
 
2012-12-01 04:01:42 AM  

Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned. He was in a "volatile relationship" and an "unidentified family member" called in a tip about arsenic, which means there was likely some BS going on in the coroner technician's life. Doesn't have anything to do with Breitbart.


Exactly...FTFA "While he was at Providence St. Joseph, an unidentified family member called and recommended that the hospital check Cormier for poison." And no one finds this especially suspicious, considering that he died from poisoning
Also, how are we supposed to take seriously an article and newspaper that used Infowars as a source, repeatedly. Likewise why would they talk about any conspiracies in the first place? Occam's razor screams murder by poisoning by either the wife, or the anonymous caller, who I suspect is privy to the killer's identity. Seriously, how is this not an obvious conclusion to arrive at? BS like this always reminds me on MAD magazines's spoof of MacGyver.
 
2012-12-01 04:08:03 AM  

Tremolo: jjorsett: Headline: "No Answers in Death of Technician Linked to Andrew Breitbart"

Body: "Those theories were quickly debunked by both the L.A. police and Deputy Chief Coroner Ed Winter, who told The Daily Beast at the time that Cormier had nothing to do with Breitbart's autopsy."

So where is this "link"?

Exactly! It's almost TOO unrelated, the invisible anti-pieces of this puzzle are finally falling into place. It's like the time I solved a crossword at Denny's using only the words "bone" and "lib."


Also, it wasn't a crossword, it was a coloring page. But I saw through the lies and saw what they didn't want me to know!
 
2012-12-01 04:30:06 AM  

Blue_Blazer: Shadowknight: Dimensio: propasaurus: Well, you know every President gets 3 secret murders; if you don't use 'em by the end of the term, they're gone.

Are these three murders issued for an entire Presidency, or does a re-elected President receive three additional murders for his or her second term?

Yes, but they don't roll over from the previous term. Use them or lose them.

Seriously, though, someone actually thanks this guy was important enough to kill? Why? If Obama really wanted to put a story to right wing media BS, wouldn't he go after Rush or Murdoch? Even Hannity has a bigger audience than Breitbart. Why would he have this numb skull whacked and leave the big fish?

That's what makes it so brilliant.


Its so covert, its overt.
 
2012-12-01 04:31:36 AM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


i1091.photobucket.com
/cute coming from someone with "fascist" among other things in their own handle.
//0/10
 
2012-12-01 04:35:33 AM  
Thank God for cocaine.
 
2012-12-01 04:47:30 AM  

Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned. He was in a "volatile relationship" and an "unidentified family member" called in a tip about arsenic, which means there was likely some BS going on in the coroner technician's life. Doesn't have anything to do with Breitbart.


Oh sure, that's what they WANT you to think.

Probably also aliens.
 
2012-12-01 05:59:20 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: He was a yellow fever victim and needs to be buried in the basement


But men don't just crawl into windowseats and die!
 
2012-12-01 07:18:13 AM  
Given the level of blood pressure medication he was on, you could kill him by just slipping a little grapefruit into his orange juice for a week.
 
2012-12-01 07:56:31 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....

He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.


Seriously? After Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity, you are going to criticize the GOP at being bad at math.
 
2012-12-01 08:12:49 AM  

badhatharry: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....

He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.

Seriously? After Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity, you are going to criticize the GOP at being bad at math.




You mean like every other Western government has a "debt limit at infinity", because the entire concept of a "ceiling" is financial nonsense that destablises economies with self-inflicted crises?
 
2012-12-01 08:45:57 AM  

vinniethepoo: But men don't just crawl into windowseats and die!


Of course not, dear. He died first.
 
2012-12-01 08:48:33 AM  

Bungles: badhatharry: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....

He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.

Seriously? After Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity, you are going to criticize the GOP at being bad at math.



You mean like every other Western government has a "debt limit at infinity", because the entire concept of a "ceiling" is financial nonsense that destablises economies with self-inflicted crises?


That is just idiotic. I'm sure the American people will buy it.
 
2012-12-01 09:02:23 AM  

badhatharry: Bungles: badhatharry: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....

He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.

Seriously? After Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity, you are going to criticize the GOP at being bad at math.



You mean like every other Western government has a "debt limit at infinity", because the entire concept of a "ceiling" is financial nonsense that destablises economies with self-inflicted crises?

That is just idiotic. I'm sure the American people will buy it.



I'm not American, and I live in one of those countries.

It's how the grown-up world works. A nation's debt doesn't work the same as you $300-limit credit card. The American system of a "ceiling" was just a relic formality, until the Republicans started using it as a loaded-gun.

Remember what happened last year? What happened to your credit rating? The only time in modern history that a credit rating has been impacted not due to some form of economic condition, but a few people's petulance and inability to grasp economics. There;s a reason that has never happened to any other country.
 
2012-12-01 09:15:56 AM  

FlashHarry: clearly he was killed by while barack obama watched via close circuit in the situation room with Biden and Rev Wright, the all-powerful silver-tongued illuminatus nether-lord who is also a bumbling, teleprompter-addicted empty suit.


Why no AC130? WHAY?!?
 
2012-12-01 09:52:14 AM  

dickfreckle: If Rachel Maddow were to die unexpectedly tomorrow, I think we'd all say, "Well, that kinda sucks" and then move on. Just because a person is a known political commentator does not a conspiracy make.

And yet here we are. These people haven't shut up since Brietbart died. FFS, he ran a second-rate blog. It's not like he was a rebel organizing a coup in a Latin American country. People like that are murdered, routinely.

I'm also amused that anyone finds Brietbart and his brand of lies, half-truths, and incendiary stupid sauce actually worth killing. Hate to break it to you folks, but no one actually cared what Brietbart thought, much in the way you'll let an ignorant teenager rant and rave until he finally tuckers out. Sure, we cared enough to mock him, but only an extreme minority took him seriously. He simply wasn't worth killing, no matter your martyrdom fantasies.

Grow up, man.


The truth is that the Obama administration gives thanks to those fringe assholes everyday. They were a contributing factor in his re-election. People in the middle see that insanity and the fact that Romney doesn't distance himself from it and it just pushes them over into the Obama camp. An obvious strategy of the Obama team was to let the wackadoodles talk as much as they want and don't even respond to them if it could be avoided. This lack of response made them amp up the derp even louder. Mission accomplished.
 
2012-12-01 10:23:27 AM  

Mrbogey: SN1987a goes boom: Good assassin's don't use common poisons.

Good assassins don't get caught nor have their kill traced back to the contractor. Almost any poison can be discovered during medical review. What does it matter if it's common or not? You don't get style points.


I think it's obvious, then, that it wasn't the arsenic that killed him. That's just a red herring.
 
2012-12-01 10:48:48 AM  

badhatharry: Uchiha_Cycliste: Nogrhi: dickfreckle: /offer not actually valid

only because we would have to invent new math to count them all....

He would't necessarily have to quantify things, he can just use GOP math and language and say lots. If there are more than lots he can say "lots and lots" Besides the GOP has demonstrated that real numbers don't matter, and are more likely than not liberally biased (how's THAT for a pun?) as are all things with a basis in reality. My point being that since male republicans can only count to 21 and females can only count to 22, he'd have to use aliases anyways if he wanted everyone on FARK to understand him.

Seriously? After Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity, you are going to criticize the GOP at being bad at math.


You demonstrate a profound lack of understanding of politics AND math that ever so effectively proves my point, congratulations you retard, I couldn't have done it without you.
 
2012-12-01 11:55:57 AM  

badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity


Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.
 
2012-12-01 12:09:40 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

What a farkface. I actually LOL'd when I read he had a heart attack. Too much anger, booze and coke'll do that to a fella!
 
2012-12-01 12:13:20 PM  
Does this mean that Infowars Alex Jones is next. Sweet. He used to be an annoying cable access talent/producer when the cops in the republican stronghold north of Austin weren't kicking his ass.
 
2012-12-01 12:17:31 PM  
"Andy Breitbart's body lies a molderin' in the grave.
Andy Breitbart's body lies a molderin' in the grave.
Andy Breitbart's body lies a molderin' in the grave.
His herp keeps derping on."
 
2012-12-01 12:23:12 PM  
That festering human sore was more valuable to the Democrats alive than dead.
 
2012-12-01 12:45:59 PM  

BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity

Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.


Link

Stop making a fool out of yourself.
 
2012-12-01 01:03:28 PM  

badhatharry: BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity

Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.

Link

Stop making a fool out of yourself.


Funny how a liar relies on another liar to confirm his lies. Oh, and by the way - Tim Geithner and Barack Obama are not the same person.
 
2012-12-01 01:40:07 PM  

badhatharry: BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity

Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.

[Breitbart link]

Stop making a fool out of yourself.


Is this some sort of meta-troll?
 
2012-12-01 01:40:19 PM  
Breitbart was an especially huge asshole. He helped popularize the shallow attention-grabbing fluff headlines at Huffpost and Drudge, he targeted an innocent woman and smeared her as a racist causing her to lose her job, and his style of debate was to shout other people down instead of actually speaking to them.

The world is better off without him. Thanks cocaine, alcohol, and unstable levels of constant rage Obama, for making the world a better place.
 
2012-12-01 01:58:47 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


Fascists aren't the sole proprietors of malice.
 
2012-12-01 02:53:26 PM  

EvilRacistNaziFascist: zappaisfrank: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Andrew Breitbart's is one that fits this description.

Why, because he disagreed with you? Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist -- as usual.


To me it's not so much that he disagreed as it is that he went to huge lengths to invent evidence to support his position. His very name has become a cliche meaning to manipulate recordings to contradict the truth.

The world might not be a better place because he's gone, but it wouldn have been a better place had he never been here.

As for some vast conspiracy by those in power to silence him, that's laughable. The man had no credibility, why would anyone bother?
 
2012-12-01 03:15:59 PM  

badhatharry: BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity

Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.

Link

Stop making a fool out of yourself.


You picked a Breitbart link to back yourself up and then you say THAT!!??

i.chzbgr.com

Can there be any bigger fail than this?
 
2012-12-01 03:25:57 PM  

propasaurus: one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Egalitarian: Breitbart had health problems that could explain a heart attack, right? Whereas this guy was clearly poisoned...

fat asshole + bad ticker + hot bath + too much nose candy = ignominious death


I don't want to know how you know just how plump his asshole was.


It's in the final coroner's report. "Anus is remarkably plump".

usernameguy: He was an alcoholic who spent the bulk of his life raging at liberals. He didn't so much die as he rage-quit life.


I was gonna go with some "death by self ingested rage poisoning" joke but yours is better.

They say you should speak nothing but good of the dead.

Andrew Breitbart is dead.

Good.

/Moms Mabley FTW.
 
2012-12-01 04:43:11 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: He was a yellow fever victim and needs to be buried in the basement


Ok, now that's just spooky.
I just googled "Arsenic and Old Lace".

Good thing I did, because it allowed me to get your reference


/ CHARGE!
 
2012-12-01 08:22:56 PM  
It's like arguing about how Hitler died. All that matters is Bwrongbart is dead. Some people can't be happy about anything.
 
2012-12-01 08:26:11 PM  
I'll add that Breitbart's house just went on the market. It was a very progressive, Hollywood Lie-bral looking place in the super liberal Westside of L.A. These right wingnuts sure do love the lifestyle they make a living off of hating.
 
2012-12-01 08:39:20 PM  

Kittypie070: badhatharry: BMulligan: badhatharry: Obama just asked for more spending and raising the debt limit to infinity

Oh, look. A liar just told a lie. Imagine my surprise.

Link

Stop making a fool out of yourself.

You picked a Breitbart link to back yourself up and then you say THAT!!??

[i.chzbgr.com image 492x436]

Can there be any bigger fail than this?


lol. There were other sources but wanted to keep things somewhat on topic. Might as well go with Brietbart.
 
2012-12-01 09:16:22 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I'll add that Breitbart's house just went on the market. It was a very progressive, Hollywood Lie-bral looking place in the super liberal Westside of L.A. These right wingnuts sure do love the lifestyle they make a living off of hating.


It's all about finding your niche. These people are entirely divorced from ideology. They're just going purple faced to make money. That's how Americans are brought up, money is in and of itself, a virtue. If putting babies on spikes paid well, you'd find some people ready to get to work.
 
2012-12-02 11:20:20 AM  

CorporatePerson: Breitbart was an especially huge asshole. He helped popularize the shallow attention-grabbing fluff headlines at Huffpost and Drudge, he targeted an innocent woman and smeared her as a racist causing her to lose her job, and his style of debate was to shout other people down instead of actually speaking to them.

The world is better off without him. Thanks cocaine, alcohol, and unstable levels of constant rage Obama, for making the world a better place.


haters gonna hate
wordsmoker.com
 
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