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2012-11-30 08:29:39 PM
Just the thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet.
 
2012-11-30 08:40:26 PM
John Turturro's decision to go with Sharon Stone instead of Monica Bellucci has me questioning his artistic integrity.
 
2012-11-30 08:52:58 PM
Monica Bellucci ? Holy Christ. He's a farking idiot.
 
2012-11-30 08:55:50 PM
I'm not saying that John Turturro actually HAD Monica Bellucci in mind, but man, why would you *not?*
 
2012-11-30 09:01:19 PM
I was never very attracted to lesbian MILFs.
 
2012-11-30 09:17:20 PM
...
 
2012-11-30 09:17:47 PM
She's my mulligan, whether my girlfriend likes it or not.
 
2012-11-30 09:33:01 PM
There is a world I'm not privy to, a world where women are so unbelievably good looking do salacious things to one another, and I'm left looking at photos shot by dirt-bag paparazzi through a dirty window just to fantasize about the unfathomable sexiness that is occurring forever beyond my reach.
 
2012-11-30 09:52:13 PM
catherinecw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-30 09:56:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm not saying that John Turturro actually HAD Monica Bellucci in mind, but man, why would you *not?*


Because you could, instead, have your mind on Emmanuelle Chriqui

thenewloon.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-30 11:27:25 PM
Sharon Stone was hot once, but her being the other half of the twosome is actually less hot than if it was just Vergara masturbating.
 
2012-11-30 11:32:19 PM
Sharon Stone - hot like lava

yeeeah.com
 
2012-11-30 11:33:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm not saying that John Turturro actually HAD Monica Bellucci in mind, but man, why would you *not?*


If that actually happened/happens, I seriously do not think I could possibly ever leave my bunk. Cereals.

/off to my bunk now dammit
 
2012-11-30 11:34:45 PM

cretinbob: Just the thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet.


I have no idea what this means, but if it means what I think it means, you should probably spit instead of swallow.
 
2012-11-30 11:35:02 PM
So instead of being in a Woody, Turturro is directing a Woody?

/that was weird. I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies. That's a depressing thought.
 
2012-11-30 11:46:06 PM

JasonOfOrillia: I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies


wut?

www.narragansettbeer.com
 
2012-11-30 11:49:25 PM
So it's a lemon party with just pistils?
 
2012-11-30 11:55:04 PM

zerkalo: So it's a lemon party with just pistils?


narwhaler.com
 
2012-11-30 11:58:04 PM
Shouldn't that be a stiffy tag instead of spiffy
 
2012-11-30 11:58:12 PM

jaytkay: JasonOfOrillia: I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies

wut?

[www.narragansettbeer.com image 358x465]


I know him best from this homoerotic wrestling scene with a sweaty John Goodman.

jerfalerf.files.wordpress.com

you're welcome
 
2012-12-01 12:01:26 AM
How old is Sharon Stone now? 70? and I've never heard of that other chick.
 
2012-12-01 12:03:22 AM

jaytkay: JasonOfOrillia: I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies

wut?

[www.narragansettbeer.com image 358x465]


IMDB is dead to me.

/I'm praying to you!
//too obscure?
 
2012-12-01 12:03:30 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I know him best from this homoerotic wrestling scene with a sweaty John Goodman.


That was good.

Also, too

galusaustralis.com
 
2012-12-01 12:03:30 AM

JasonOfOrillia: So instead of being in a Woody, Turturro is directing a Woody?

/that was weird. I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies. That's a depressing thought.


www.bbspot.com 
I will burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high wind.

/not his best work, but the quote was apt.
 
2012-12-01 12:04:58 AM
TURTORRO-FEST!!!!
 
2012-12-01 12:06:55 AM

derpy: How old is Sharon Stone now? 70? and I've never heard of that other chick.


Let me guess: you don't even own a TV?
 
2012-12-01 12:08:48 AM

jaytkay: TURTORRO-FEST!!!!


He is very sneaky.
 
2012-12-01 12:09:49 AM
filming a sex scene with Sharon Stone

I'll take "Things that would have been better 20 years ago" for 200 Alex!
 
2012-12-01 12:11:50 AM

brandent: jaytkay: JasonOfOrillia: I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies

wut?

[www.narragansettbeer.com image 358x465]

IMDB is dead to me.

/I'm praying to you!
//too obscure?


Look into your heart!!
 
2012-12-01 12:11:56 AM

JasonOfOrillia: I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies


cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

That don't make NO sense!
 
2012-12-01 12:14:21 AM

farkingismybusiness: jaytkay: TURTORRO-FEST!!!!

He is very sneaky.


Mr Deeds? You must have been the other guy who saw it. Sadly the best part of that movie.
 
2012-12-01 12:16:56 AM

JasonOfOrillia: farkingismybusiness: jaytkay: TURTORRO-FEST!!!!

He is very sneaky.

Mr Deeds? You must have been the other guy who saw it. Sadly the best part of that movie.


Pretty much the only good line in the movie.
 
2012-12-01 12:17:04 AM

JasonOfOrillia: So instead of being in a Woody, Turturro is directing a Woody?

/that was weird. I looked Turturro up in IMDB and he's best known for two Transformers movies. That's a depressing thought.


The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001806/bio

Biography for
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Date of Birth
28 February 1957, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA

Birth Name
John Michael Turturro

Height
6' 0½" (1.84 m)

Mini Biography

Highly talented, lightly built Italian American actor who always looks unsettled and jumpy has become a favourite of cult/arthouse film aficionados with his compelling performances in a broad range of cinematic vehicles. Has become a regular in the thought provoking films of Spike Lee and the off the wall comedies of Joel Coen & Ethan Coen. His wonderful performances include as the highly agitated "Pino" in Do the Right Thing (1989), as an intellectual playwright in Barton Fink (1991), a pedophile tenpin bowler in The Big Lebowski (1998), a confused boyfriend in Jungle Fever (1991) and as the voice of Harvey the dog in Summer of Sam (1999).

Turturro has continued to appeal to audiences despite his unconventional looks and the often annoying onscreen mannerisms of his characters which he used to great effect in films such as his blue collar tale of warring brothers in the construction business, Mac (1992), as the irate, dumped game show contestant, Herbie Stempel, in Robert Redford's dynamic Quiz Show (1994). One of modern American cinema's gems of acting, Turturro remains in strong demand for his high calibre thespian talents.
 
2012-12-01 12:19:05 AM

fusillade762: derpy: How old is Sharon Stone now? 70? and I've never heard of that other chick.

Let me guess: you don't even own a TV?


I try not to watch it, except Sundays at 1 or 4 and M-Th at 11.
 
2012-12-01 12:21:43 AM

fusillade762: derpy: How old is Sharon Stone now? 70? and I've never heard of that other chick.

Let me guess: you don't even own a TV?


*checks wikipedia*

Oh, she was in two Tyler Perry movies and the Smurfs. How could I have missed her?
 
2012-12-01 12:22:54 AM

StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?


Try this link
 
2012-12-01 12:23:55 AM

JasonOfOrillia: farkingismybusiness: jaytkay: TURTORRO-FEST!!!!

He is very sneaky.

Mr Deeds? You must have been the other guy who saw it. Sadly the best part of that movie.


I think a lot of people underestimated the sneakiness.
 
2012-12-01 12:24:05 AM

Tyrosine: filming a sex scene with Sharon Stone

I'll take "Things that would have been better 20 years ago" for 200 Alex!


Who DIDN'T have a sex scene with Sharon Stone 20 years ago? Hell, I've never done a major film, but I probably had one with her...

/as a teenager. Fapping...
 
2012-12-01 12:24:53 AM

jaytkay: StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

Try this link


IMDB should really do the right thing and feature Turtorro's other roles (the guy on the left)

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-12-01 12:26:20 AM

StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?


On his main page, they list the covers of movies he's known for, two of the Transformer movies are showing.

They also list O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Barton Fink though.
 
2012-12-01 12:27:48 AM

derpy: I try not to watch it, except Sundays at 1 or 4 and M-Th at 11.


So....nascar and Conan?
 
2012-12-01 12:27:53 AM

jaytkay: jaytkay: StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

Try this link

IMDB should really do the right thing and feature Turtorro's other roles (the guy on the left)

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


One of his mo'better movies.
 
2012-12-01 12:30:33 AM
It's like she having sex with her mother
 
2012-12-01 12:32:27 AM

JasonOfOrillia: jaytkay: jaytkay: StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

Try this link

IMDB should really do the right thing and feature Turtorro's other roles (the guy on the left)

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

One of his mo'better movies.


Yeah, he's pretty good, he got game.
 
2012-12-01 12:34:15 AM

jaytkay: StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

Try this link


The phrase "Best known" doesn't show up on that page. Yes, the main IMDB page does list that he had a role in the Transformers movies, but it's just bullet points.

Anyway, just curious where that came from.
 
2012-12-01 12:34:52 AM

jaytkay: JasonOfOrillia: jaytkay: jaytkay: StopLurkListen: The Bio page on IMDB doesn't even mention Transformers. Where on IMDB does it say he's "best known" for Transformers?

Try this link

IMDB should really do the right thing and feature Turtorro's other roles (the guy on the left)

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

One of his mo'better movies.

Yeah, he's pretty good, he got game.


Man, you're on fire. Do you have Jungle Fever?
 
2012-12-01 12:52:55 AM
Seriously? THIS thread ends up being loaded primarily with pictures of Tuttoro? Now I have to look for hard-core porn since you people refuse to provide me with adequate soft-core.
 
2012-12-01 01:01:25 AM
mang
 
2012-12-01 01:06:46 AM

dalovindj: Seriously? THIS thread ends up being loaded primarily with pictures of Tuttoro?


My primary job here on Fark is posing female cheesecake photos.

And yet, here we are, posting John Turturro pictures.

application.denofgeek.com

/ It's like the tides and magnets. You can't explain it!
 
2012-12-01 01:08:18 AM

jaytkay: My primary job here on Fark is posing female cheesecake photos.


I wasn't aware that cheesecakes had genders.
 
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