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(Think Progress)   Mississippi Governor devised an "abstinence only" sex education plan, leading to his state having the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the nation. He would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those horny, meddling kids   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 74
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2012-11-30 09:20:14 PM  
9 votes:
The plan had several parts:
1) no sex until marriage
2) overturn Obamacare
3) huge tax cuts for the extremely wealthy
You can't expect to see results until it's fully implemented
2012-11-30 11:51:58 PM  
7 votes:
"Scars may fade. A baby is FOREVER."

They are? I thought they grew out of that phase at some point.
2012-12-01 12:05:13 AM  
5 votes:

Giltric: How do they do as far as reading/writing, adding/subtracting or other subjects


I dunno, but it looks like they got multiplication down pat.
2012-11-30 08:24:07 PM  
5 votes:
States ranked by median household income

50 Mississippi $36,919

I believe their strategy is to outnumber us and take our fancy big-city dwellings.
2012-11-30 11:54:58 PM  
4 votes:

pedrop357: It would also appear that a higher proportion of parents of children in Mississippi aren't teaching anything but abstinence either. This would seem to suggest that a non-abstinence curriculum would go against the wishes of a significant number of people in the population.

What exactly would you suggest? School districts go against the wishes of the voters in their districts? We may think it's idiotic and/or shortsighted, but this is what the people seem to have chosen. Similar to how cities and states demand marijuana legalization or de-prioritization, many people in MS have chose against more comprehensive or balanced sex education in favor of abstinence only. It sucks, but it isn't merely schools and the government doing it, it's the parents and relatives of these teens. Until their attitudes change, that of the schools won't.


It's our national duty to drag Mississippi kicking and screaming into the 20th century.
2012-11-30 09:44:06 PM  
4 votes:
I thought babies are a gift from God. Why are they trying to prevent pregnancies?
2012-12-01 04:24:49 AM  
3 votes:

giftedmadness: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/02/02/abstinence.study/index.html


Dude, seriously, if you don't stop quoting articles about the same goddamn study where I've pointed out the glaring methodological flaws in using self-reported sexual activity, I'm going to come find you, rip your arms out of your sockets, and start beating you senseless with them.
2012-11-30 08:48:30 PM  
3 votes:
Let's see...

Solutions that have no basis in reality? Check.
Complete disregard for studies or facts? Check.
Blaming the victim? Check.
Refusal to take any responsibility whatsoever? Check.

Yep! It's a Republican.
2012-11-30 08:37:24 PM  
3 votes:
So prayer and wishful thinking don't work? I need to re-examine my life strategies.
2012-12-01 02:02:34 AM  
2 votes:
In 6th grade health class we were forced to watch a video of our teacher's daughter giving birth (complete with episiotomy without anesthetic) as part of our sex-ed in Southern Indiana. If that doesn't scare you females from ever having unprotected sex, I don't know what will.

The guys just had to learn how to put a condom on a banana.
2012-12-01 01:48:32 AM  
2 votes:
Clemkadidlefark: Abstinence does work. You know, as in morality. But only if the community in total is on board, as in more than just a "government program". Like, families, mothers, fathers, churches, schools, teachers, the general moral culture of an area, friends, neighbors, colleagues, etc etc etc. (thinking cap) ... as in everyone in the social structure shares at least some sort of value that waiting until marriage is the ideal.

Oh dear!! You're suggesting a form of...of...[horrors!!!]...community organizing!!
2012-12-01 01:33:35 AM  
2 votes:

ox45tallboy: Not necessarily.


Is that a picture of two hearts holding aloft a quadruple ended dildo? I bet that's worth waiting for! :D

Probably works best if everyone is on their side and facing the same direction... like clockwise or something.
2012-12-01 01:11:40 AM  
2 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Abstinence does work. You know, as in morality.


You seem to be working under the assumption that religion, specifically your flavor of religion, is the source of morals... how conceited.
2012-12-01 01:11:39 AM  
2 votes:
Clearly we're not putting enough fear of Gawd into them. We're not impressing the imagery of eternal suffering and fire and brimstone into these heathen children.
2012-12-01 01:02:05 AM  
2 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: THINK PROGRESS is, as always, cherry picking data. Abstinence does work. You know, as in morality. But only if the community in total is on board, as in more than just a "government program". Like, families, mothers, fathers, churches, schools, teachers, the general moral culture of an area, friends, neighbors, colleagues, etc etc etc. (thinking cap) ... as in everyone in the social structure shares at least some sort of value that waiting until marriage is the ideal.

THINK PROGRESS wants government solutions to private social challenges and why they mock failure. This is why THINK PROGRESS sucks donkey kong.


Morality would definitely help. All pregnant unwed teens should be stoned and/or burned at the high school football stadium. This method has been proven to work. Abstinence rates would skyrocket.
2012-12-01 12:49:12 AM  
2 votes:

Serious Black: News Flash: Sex is fun.


You know what else if fun? Reading the Bible. So the next time you're at your girlfriend's house and you can't think of anything to do, just lean over, reach out, and grab a handful of the Word of the Lord!
2012-12-01 12:36:13 AM  
2 votes:

gregscott: [www.ricesigns.com image 149x150]
They probably neglected the effect of these signs on the cruising teens.


BWHAHAHAHA! When my city first installed "no cruising" signs near the mall and I saw them, I snickered and looked at my sister, who was driving. "How ya gonna get another boyfriend now?" (insane laughter goes here)

She's got a weird sense of humor as well, so she laughed. Otherwise, I may have been smacked upside my head.

/signs by the mall actually say "Cruisers will be prosecuted"
//I'm totally going to paint "or end up pregnant" on 'em in a drunken fit of mischief some day, because I can
2012-12-01 12:25:21 AM  
2 votes:
Two words about abstinence only sex education. Bristol Palin. That is all.
2012-12-01 12:23:52 AM  
2 votes:
Governor Blames Teens For His Failed Abstinence Only Policies, Says They 'Do Not Care' About Birth Control

He went on to say "The problem with poor people is that they are poor"
2012-12-01 12:21:44 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "Scars may fade. A baby is FOREVER."

Sounds like an excellent slogan for Planned Parenthood.

*ducks*
2012-12-01 12:21:29 AM  
2 votes:
I think we need to attach boxes of condoms and birth control pills to weather balloons and release them near the Mississippi border and shoot them down once they get 200 miles in.

Just like the south Koreans do with North Korea.
2012-11-30 11:41:30 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: [www.gribblenation.com image 576x426]

They need to add an additional sign once you cross the state line. "Warning: Now entering failcountry." Or Maybe "Mississippi: Atleast we're not as bad as Alabama"


Hey wait a minute Mississippi is the reason Alabama isn't last in everything : )
2012-11-30 11:37:45 PM  
2 votes:
Conservatives accuse liberals of "magical thinking", and then assume teenagers won't fark just because you tell them not to...
2012-11-30 10:27:37 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Revek:
You think they understand things like "Hormones"?


That only happens when Republicans refuse to pay her.


baboom tttsssss

/I'll be here all week try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitress.
2012-11-30 10:09:29 PM  
2 votes:

Mentat: I thought babies are a gift from God. Why are they trying to prevent pregnancies?


Maybe it's just rape babies that come from God.
2012-11-30 08:55:50 PM  
2 votes:

simplicimus: So prayer and wishful thinking don't work? I need to re-examine my life strategies.


Nonsense. They just didn't pray hard enough.
2012-12-01 09:06:28 AM  
1 votes:
He's spent the last seven morning hours in just one FARK thread.

He uses words like 'citation' and 'correlation' like he's a cargo cult of intelligent posters.

He uses 'y', 'r', and 'u' in manners that would make a 13 year old blush with same.

He is... The Most Pathetic Poster on FARK.
2012-12-01 06:48:56 AM  
1 votes:
YOU'RE A DOODIEHEAD AND I WIN.

wankwankwankwankwank
2012-12-01 06:08:16 AM  
1 votes:
Why are you guys still talking to that troll? Don't you have any porn you could be watching?
2012-12-01 05:17:41 AM  
1 votes:

giftedmadness: I Made typo


you made poopoo
2012-12-01 05:09:28 AM  
1 votes:
Mississippi is blue, oh dear gods, mass hilarity!!
2012-12-01 05:08:23 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.obrag.org

I take it you aren't going to address Mississippi, West Virginia, Alabama, South Carolina, Montana, etc, either, right? Keep drinking that kool aid and those tax payer dollars, Republican.

justplainmadness: U just listed mostly blue states, moran


Alabama is what??? Mississippi is what!? West Virginny is what!!??

Oh gods, MONTANA, hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's BLUE, huh!!??

South, hahahahahahaha, South Carolina, hahahahahahahahahahahha oh gods!!

BLUE, he says!! Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!

Can you see the map? Can you even see colours!?

What weirdo alien planet are you from, pal????

I can't stop laughing!!
2012-12-01 04:48:26 AM  
1 votes:
i164.photobucket.com
2012-12-01 04:42:04 AM  
1 votes:

giftedmadness: WhyteRaven74: giftedmadness: Provide evidence of your claims first

Well you made the claim abstinence only works, and in light of the the teen pregnancy and birth rates in places like Mississippi, you still haven't provided any proof that it actually works. Also, you haven't even provided an argument why it's anyone's business to stop teens from having sex.

Provide something I said where I claimed abstinence only works


OK, howabout here?

giftedmadness: http://townhall.com/columnists/lindachavez/2010/02/05/abstinence_educ a tion_works_after_all/page/full/

I mean, unless YOU don't believe the tripe you're spewing and citing to.

Everyone can give it up arguing with this idiot. In case you hadn't noticed, his arguments (if you can call them that) boil down to: "Citation?" and "Correlation does not equal causation" (assuming he doesn't get that backward). Also, he's demanding proof that abstinence education doesn't "work" to prevent pregnancy, which is both impossible to prove, and also wrong. OF COURSE abstinence works to prevent pregnancy--it's the only thing guaranteed to work 100% of the time. After all, if both partners are not having sex with each other, it's absolutely impossible to get pregnant, amirite? And of course, as a sex-ed strategy, it's certainly worth tossing in among the other options--for the same reason. With the understanding that most kids aren't going to use it, but hey, why not? Some might.

This is possibly one of the most successful, if asinine, trolls I've seen lately. What's shocking is the number of otherwise intelligent Farkers who fell for it. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. giftedmadness, of course, should be taken out back and shot.
2012-12-01 04:24:19 AM  
1 votes:
*sigh*

Wonderful.

Now the f**kheads come out at night.

Mostly.
2012-12-01 04:14:03 AM  
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: giftedmadness: You haven't yet

Well, you haven't sucked my balls yet.

The difference between these statements is that one of them indicates a presumption, the other a fallacy.

Reread my posts. I've provided strong evidence of the correlation of lack of general education and teen pregnancy. You haven't provided sh*t.



Saying "no it isn't" isn't an argument.


No, it isn't.
2012-12-01 03:39:35 AM  
1 votes:

giftedmadness: States where abstinence education prevails yet teen pregnancy remains high


(citation needed)
2012-12-01 03:12:28 AM  
1 votes:
hilarious!


Citation?

Here you go.

U NO PROVIDE PROOFFS!!!
2012-12-01 03:03:20 AM  
1 votes:
well there you have it folks. TownHall and the Heritage Foundation say it works. Book it. Done.
2012-12-01 02:43:34 AM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Yea, I know but what if you use two forms of birth control, my gosh the cost skyrocket.
/And that wind bag should be in jail.


I wouldn't say he should be in jail; I'm a firm believer in freedom of speech, and the "ditto head" bumper sticker gives me a great impression of the intelligence level I am dealing with when meeting someone for the first time.

I am well aware of the costs to a woman for the 6-month exams that she NEEDS in order to safely use The Pill, as well as the risks involved in things like IUD's, Norplant, and The B*tch Shot. Women have complex plumbing, and if us guys want access to a really nice, fully functioning and disease-free model we should make damn sure that EVERY woman has access to excellent health care so that the one we fall for (okay, or pick up drunkenly in a bar one night) has her hoo-ha in great working condition.

If medical science views impotence as a "condition" that can be treated with medication, as good sexual health means good prostrate health means good overall health, then we need to make sure that we have access to healthy hoo-has to practice that good sexual health with. I'm all for gay marriage, but I'm not interested in dudes (except for Ryan Gosling). I would like to make sure that the pool of available women to keep my (and my fellow men's) prostrate healthy are healthy themselves, and I am willing to pay extra on my health insurance to make that happen. If you want to call it selfish, I can understand that; however, it seems that the argument of keeping women healthy for the sake of basic human decency is lost on many people.
2012-12-01 02:25:36 AM  
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: Real Women Drink Akvavit: No shiat? You'd think that a lifetime Californian would know that kind of thing, yet I did not. Huh. Learn something new, or strange, every day!

/English only, unless it's cussing, then it's Norwegian, cuz Mom and Grandma and my sissy and stuff

It's all one word, so it's not a "real" translation. "Tapa" means "lid" or "top", "Tío" means "Uncle". It's kind of like "Hancock" doesn't mean one who assists others with reproductive health, it's just two words that put together don't have a meaning related to the same words separately. In other words, I was being facetious.


Oh, OK. That's good to know so I do not embarrass myself around the Messican gangbangers who do our lawn care. (Seriously, I saw a gang tat on one of them and said, "Mom, mom, mom! Gangbangers"!) I moved out of LA to get away from that kind of thing. Miss the Tapatio on nearly every greasy spoon's table, though.

*sighs* I am like, so going to have to go back down there ASAP, cuz I grew up down there and am now a bit homesick. I went in March, been too long. I liked the one Chinese restaurant where the waiter dude balanced a tea cup on my head, and poured tea from great height. 'Twas totally lolsome. Oh, and hit Disneyland, of course. Cuz I loveses Disneyland.

Now back on the religious hate/knocked up teens. I hate overly religious or overly atheistic jackholes, though I think the virulent anti-theists are the worst.. It never ceases to amaze me how so many anti-theistic atheists are exactly like the evangelists and fail to recognize it. Then are willing to verbally brawl with me and call me "mentally ill" for being a Nordic type Heathen when I point out the similarities they have to psycho Christians. Not cool, dudes. So not cool.  Just chill the fark out already. If you can't, I've got a skateboard I can smack you with, and that will definitely chill you out.

/if that doesn't work, my sis has a surfboard
//welcome to California! *smiles*
2012-12-01 02:22:29 AM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: HALP!!

ox45 has got hold of that floating fat guy!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!


www.mamamia.com.au
2012-12-01 02:06:33 AM  
1 votes:

LavenderWolf: Because People in power are Stupid: States ranked by median household income

50 Mississippi $36,919

I believe their strategy is to outnumber us and take our fancy big-city dwellings.

Wouldn't really have to outnumber you. They'd be fighting dirty

/we.


They do fight dirty, and in sometimes not so sly ways! When some of the Norwegian relatives came to visit us little tiny clan in Cali, one of them looked me right in the face and said "I forgive you". EXCUSE YOU??? Not only do I not need her forgiveness, there is no forgiveness in Heathenism. I am somewhere between Forn Sed and Nordisk Sed, so I take full responsibility for all of my actions. So should everyone else, including crazy Lutheran chick cousin. Fark you, biatch. I let her have it. Verbally. She got lucky.

/wanna fight dirty, I'll give ya tips
//and not a single person escaped verbally unscathed that day
///I won, so there.
2012-12-01 01:46:35 AM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: phrawgh: Notabunny: Serious Black: News Flash: Sex is fun.

You know what else if fun? Reading the Bible. So the next time you're at your girlfriend's house and you can't think of anything to do, just lean over, reach out, and grab a handful of the Word of the Lord!

You hit the nail on the head. We need to get God and scripture back in the schools and all facets of life. We really need to get back to the old time religion. Real true Christianity is the answer. Not the white washed, everybody feel good crap.The Lord handed us down directions on how to deal with these issues. We ignore the Lord at our peril and now look at the state of our country. The time has come to burn the non-Christians, heretics and unbelievers.

It is time we truly took our country back. We all know what that means. It will not be pretty or easy. Our country is being run into the ground by blasphemers and unbelievers. If we do not do what we know we must, destroy the unbelievers, our loving and merciful Lord will turn His back on us and we will burn in a lake of fire.

I guarantee after we stone a few of the harlots to death the rest will take notice and decide to live moral and right.

Or we can just shoot them like the Taliban shot Malala Yousafazi. That's pretty much the same thing, right?


You shall not shoot nor stone my sister, the harlot. She's my BFF now that we're aging and have hit total chill stage with certain exceptions. Never mind her putting a Billy Joel song on my black metal MP3 player on the sly or her booze stealing ways. She is my sister. You may fark her with gleeful abandon, I bet, but otherwise, hands off, dudes.

/one of my ankles is showing from under my maxi dress
//am I in danger?
*runs*
2012-12-01 01:34:38 AM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: Perhaps we could start of with a good spanking. All in favor of a good spanking raise your hands.


A spanking..... : ) 
i2.listal.com
2012-12-01 01:27:58 AM  
1 votes:

phrawgh: Notabunny: Serious Black: News Flash: Sex is fun.

You know what else if fun? Reading the Bible. So the next time you're at your girlfriend's house and you can't think of anything to do, just lean over, reach out, and grab a handful of the Word of the Lord!

You hit the nail on the head. We need to get God and scripture back in the schools and all facets of life. We really need to get back to the old time religion. Real true Christianity is the answer. Not the white washed, everybody feel good crap.The Lord handed us down directions on how to deal with these issues. We ignore the Lord at our peril and now look at the state of our country. The time has come to burn the non-Christians, heretics and unbelievers.

It is time we truly took our country back. We all know what that means. It will not be pretty or easy. Our country is being run into the ground by blasphemers and unbelievers. If we do not do what we know we must, destroy the unbelievers, our loving and merciful Lord will turn His back on us and we will burn in a lake of fire.

I guarantee after we stone a few of the harlots to death the rest will take notice and decide to live moral and right.


Perhaps we could start of with a good spanking. All in favor of a good spanking raise your hands.
2012-12-01 01:23:48 AM  
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: dickfreckle: tinfoil-hat maggie: Hey wait a minute Mississippi is the reason Alabama isn't last in everything : )

Or Louisiana. If I lose Mississippi, I'm gonna have to start answering for why we suck at pretty much everything except Mardis Gras. But for now I can just point to MS and say, "Yeah, well, look at those losers!"

When I drive to NOLA from St. Louis, I have to endure a 289 miles drive down I-55 through Mississippi...there's nothing better than seeing the "Welcome to Louisiana" sign that's in both English and French after surviving 289 miles of hell that is Mississippi.

I will say though that Mississippi has some of the nicest Welcome Centers I've ever been to.


Like I said, it's all about comparison. Like how a fat girl looks great when placed next to another, fatter girl. As you well know, I adore my state (at least the SE part), but holy dogsh*t are we a national embarrassment in basically every statistical category. But again, we're not Mississippi.

MS folks - I'm genuinely sorry for making fun of you here. It's just that I need you in order to make me look good by comparison. If for some reason you seceded, I'd be left to hold the title of America's retarded stepson.
2012-12-01 01:23:05 AM  
1 votes:
Morality is the way you think the world should be

Data is the way the world really is

The fundies are continually running into these brick walls called data

That pesky nigra won the election despite our prayers

Sandy devastated NY despite Fox News telling us that climate change was a liberal plot

Even Pat Robertson says the facts show world is more than 6000 years old

The election post-mortem continually cites the GOP/Jesusland anti-science attitude as a factor in their defeat

and abstinence-only sex ed fails once again, according to data

drip by drip the mountain erodes
2012-12-01 01:21:05 AM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: Serious Black: News Flash: Sex is fun.

You know what else if fun? Reading the Bible. So the next time you're at your girlfriend's house and you can't think of anything to do, just lean over, reach out, and grab a handful of the Word of the Lord!


You hit the nail on the head. We need to get God and scripture back in the schools and all facets of life. We really need to get back to the old time religion. Real true Christianity is the answer. Not the white washed, everybody feel good crap.The Lord handed us down directions on how to deal with these issues. We ignore the Lord at our peril and now look at the state of our country. The time has come to burn the non-Christians, heretics and unbelievers.

It is time we truly took our country back. We all know what that means. It will not be pretty or easy. Our country is being run into the ground by blasphemers and unbelievers. If we do not do what we know we must, destroy the unbelievers, our loving and merciful Lord will turn His back on us and we will burn in a lake of fire.

I guarantee after we stone a few of the harlots to death the rest will take notice and decide to live moral and right.
2012-12-01 01:18:41 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyC: Clemkadidlefark: Abstinence does work. You know, as in morality.

You seem to be working under the assumption that religion, specifically your flavor of religion, is the source of morals... how conceited.


Dionysus laughs and takes another drink : )
2012-12-01 01:08:04 AM  
1 votes:
A state that has four i's and can't see...
2012-12-01 12:46:02 AM  
1 votes:

pedrop357: Then who?


An advisory board of educated people and experts. Axe the parents and voters to devise a high school curriculum and the kids will all be taking the short bus..
2012-12-01 12:40:43 AM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Hey wait a minute Mississippi is the reason Alabama isn't last in everything : )


Or Louisiana. If I lose Mississippi, I'm gonna have to start answering for why we suck at pretty much everything except Mardis Gras. But for now I can just point to MS and say, "Yeah, well, look at those losers!"
2012-12-01 12:39:03 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Free porn and World of Warcraft accounts for all Mississippi teenage boys. Problem solved

/Joke shamelessly stolen


You'd need to chip in a computer and internet access for many of them considering it's Mississippi.
2012-12-01 12:36:53 AM  
1 votes:
Free porn and World of Warcraft accounts for all Mississippi teenage boys. Problem solved

/Joke shamelessly stolen
2012-12-01 12:34:56 AM  
1 votes:

LeafyGreens:


What the fark is up with that kids messed up stomach?? His left hip appears nonexistent and his right side is harboring some type of deformed growth.
2012-12-01 12:20:55 AM  
1 votes:

elchip: In his defense, Mississippi also has the highest percentage of African-Americans in the country (37%).


In the 80's the GOP wanted mandatory norplant usage for welfare recipients.

/funny how times change
2012-12-01 12:17:39 AM  
1 votes:
It's all there fault. The kids did what I told them not too.
2012-12-01 12:12:28 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: [www.gribblenation.com image 576x426]

They need to add an additional sign once you cross the state line. "Warning: Now entering failcountry." Or Maybe "Mississippi: Atleast we're not as bad as Alabama"


I like "Mississippi: 289 Miles to the Louisiana state line" myself.

Driving to NOLA through MS makes Louisiana seem cosmopolitan by comparison.
2012-12-01 12:06:27 AM  
1 votes:

LeafyGreens: [i.imgur.com image 700x1049]


God, it's like they took an abercrombie model and slapped Justin Bieber's stupid hairpiece on him.
2012-12-01 12:00:37 AM  
1 votes:
News Flash: Sex is fun.
2012-11-30 11:59:58 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: How do they do as far as reading/writing, adding/subtracting or other subjects

Maybe it doesn't matter what you teach these kids in regards to sex ed.....I doubt their brains retain anything you teach them.



Unfortunately, as it were, the uterus has amazing powers of retention.
2012-11-30 11:59:10 PM  
1 votes:

simplicimus: Testiclaw: GAT_00: Republican policies are made up of open lies and do the opposite of what they claim to do.

This story a repeat from every Republican policy for the last 20 years.

Done in one.

Gat believes in absinthe only education. And he posts on the Daily Mail.


If I'm not supposed to eat the toothpaste then why'd they make it taste so good?
2012-11-30 11:58:13 PM  
1 votes:

Giltric: How do they do as far as reading/writing, adding/subtracting or other subjects


i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-30 11:50:29 PM  
1 votes:
How do they do as far as reading/writing, adding/subtracting or other subjects

Maybe it doesn't matter what you teach these kids in regards to sex ed.....I doubt their brains retain anything you teach them.
2012-11-30 11:48:26 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: Republican policies are made up of open lies and do the opposite of what they claim to do.

This story a repeat from every Republican policy for the last 20 years.


Done in one.
2012-11-30 11:48:17 PM  
1 votes:

LeafyGreens: [i.imgur.com image 700x1049]


Clearly an average Mississippi male.
2012-11-30 11:40:09 PM  
1 votes:
In his defense, Mississippi also has the highest percentage of African-Americans in the country (37%).

students.com.miami.edu
2012-11-30 11:29:48 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Because People in power are Stupid: States ranked by median household income

50 Mississippi $36,919

I believe their strategy is to outnumber us and take our fancy big-city dwellings.

After spending the past four months in Biloxi, Mississippi; I'd surprised it's even that high.


Same link:

States ranked by per capita income

50 Mississippi $19,977

(which explains it's populousness)
2012-11-30 10:48:19 PM  
1 votes:
Teenagers fark. That's a fact of life. Pretending they don't, wishing they wouldn't, and telling them not to aren't actually going to make them stop farking. It's only going to make them do it more. The same with telling them smoking pot will lead to shooting heroin into your eyeballs. It's just going to make them try weed to see if you're full of shiat or not.

The smart, nay vital thing to do, is tell them how to have sex safely and smartly. Tell them what contraception is and how to use it. Tell them what it does, what it protects them from, and where to get it. Putting a penis into a vagina (or ass or mouth or all three) is not going to summon the rapture or the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. If these Christofascists ever stopped beating people over the head with a BIble they'd see there's a whole lot of living they're scaring people away from experiencing.
2012-11-30 09:23:33 PM  
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Revek: That is what happens when you have unrealistic expectations. I mean really you think you can take the nature out of teenage hormones. It didn't happen when those prudes were kids or when their parents were kids. Its the illusion of the mid 20th century where they buried the truth in leave it to beaver.


Well, the Republicans are anti-Science. You think they understand things like "Hormones"?
2012-11-30 08:51:38 PM  
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Stay classy, Mississippi!

Oh, wait...you were never classy

SECEDE MISSISSIPPI!!
2012-11-30 08:38:13 PM  
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www.gribblenation.com

They need to add an additional sign once you cross the state line. "Warning: Now entering failcountry." Or Maybe "Mississippi: Atleast we're not as bad as Alabama"
2012-11-30 08:10:36 PM  
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Republican policies are made up of open lies and do the opposite of what they claim to do.

This story a repeat from every Republican policy for the last 20 years.
 
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