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(Some Guy)   "Every conservative should have a RINO hunting license." This is among the new "Rules for Conservatives" that will surely propel them to success in coming elections   (grasstopsusa.com) divider line 333
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2012-11-30 03:25:20 PM
Your blog sucks
 
2012-11-30 03:28:17 PM
Don Feder? The guy from The Eagles?
 
2012-11-30 03:28:42 PM
Please, proceed

/you sucky blog writing retard
 
2012-11-30 03:31:09 PM
Your plan deserves serious consideration.
 
2012-11-30 03:34:25 PM
I can foresee a potential gain of as many as potato votes.
 
2012-11-30 03:35:05 PM

sigdiamond2000: Don Feder? The guy from The Eagles?


I hate the farkin' Eagles, man.
 
2012-11-30 03:35:14 PM
Proverbs 26:11
 
2012-11-30 03:35:38 PM
15 ways for the GOP to never win another Presidential election.
 
2012-11-30 03:40:27 PM

dickfreckle: sigdiamond2000: Don Feder? The guy from The Eagles?

I hate the farkin' Eagles, man.


GET OUTTA MY CAB
 
2012-11-30 03:41:20 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-30 03:43:08 PM
Ah. More "Don't retreat, reload" rhetoric. How long before they'll have to walk this one back?
 
2012-11-30 03:44:08 PM
Purify the party. Purge it of everyone, please.
 
2012-11-30 03:44:55 PM
Why do all conservative blogs look like they were designed in 1995?
 
2012-11-30 03:46:12 PM
One wonders how they imagine drifting farther towards the fringe will entice the middle. Guess they don't believe in math any more than science.
 
2012-11-30 03:46:15 PM
The new Big Tent GOP looks exactly like I expected.
 
2012-11-30 03:46:36 PM

RussianPooper: Why do all conservative blogs look like they were designed in 1995?


They hate progress

/of any sort
//if they really had their way, that blog would be delivered by the town crier
 
2012-11-30 03:47:24 PM
FTFBS - "Your opponent isn't a nice guy or a misguided idealist. He's a dogmatist cut from the same cloth as Robespierre and Lenin - a storm trooper waiting to be fitted with jack boots and issued a truncheon."

i2.kym-cdn.com>
Hot, because I'm a jackbooted dogmatist but I can't find my truncheon.
 
2012-11-30 03:47:40 PM

RussianPooper: Why do all conservative blogs look like they were designed in 1995?


Wait until they learn about CSS... gods help us all

edmo: One wonders how they imagine drifting farther towards the fringe will entice the middle. Guess they don't believe in math any more than science.


They believe they can drift radically right and take care of the middle/left with their guns
 
2012-11-30 03:48:22 PM
The mushy middle

I cannot tell you how many dozens upon dozens upon DOZENS of times I heard this on Rush Limbaugh's program. Back in the 1990's.

stabbed in the back

Wow this is a crusty old one. And this nit is digging it out of mothballs?

However, the right wing groups that existed in [1918] Weimar Germany had made up their minds and their explanation was simple:

a grand conspiracy of internal dissidents

I swear the only thing that exists for these people is the past.

Nothing at all of the present, as their present moment of "right now" is some kind of satanic delusion imposed on them by force, with no consequence of their own action at all.

And the only future they are capable of percieving is one in which only they exist.
 
2012-11-30 03:48:38 PM
This guy went to BU and BU Law.

I smell a liberal double agent. Git 'em!
 
2012-11-30 03:51:27 PM
It lies, loots and manipulates. It is driven by envy, bitterness, disdain and a relentless power-lust. It ruins careers to make a political point
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-30 03:52:32 PM

MrBallou: FTFBS - "Your opponent isn't a nice guy or a misguided idealist. He's a dogmatist cut from the same cloth as Robespierre and Lenin - a storm trooper waiting to be fitted with jack boots and issued a truncheon."

Hot, because I'm a jackbooted dogmatist but I can't find my truncheon.


He should just lay back, relax, and think of America. It'll all be over soon enough.


www.google.ca
 
2012-11-30 03:54:30 PM
1. Understand that the left intends to destroy you. Your opponent isn't a nice guy or a misguided idealist. He's a dogmatist cut from the same cloth as Robespierre and Lenin - a storm trooper waiting to be fitted with jack boots and issued a truncheon.

See, this is a hyperbolic and ignorant statement. My current jack boots and truncheon are just fine, thank you.
 
2012-11-30 03:58:14 PM
Holy hell, this is some fine Derp right here. And it's going green. I'll check back later for teh lulz.
 
2012-11-30 03:59:17 PM
Two things:

Bet you can't say "Marxist Machiavelli" ten times fast.

Second who is this idiot and why should we care what he thinks?

Poltics is, and always has been the art of compromise. Doctrinaire radicals occassionaly seize power in violent revoltuion but they are always, ALWAYS sooner or later replaced by pragmatisits who care more about getting things done than ideology. The sooner the right understands that the Pure Conservative Utopia they are pining for can no more exit in nature than an "Actual Communist" state, the sooner they will be a relevant voice in the national conversation again rather than simply an annoying speed bump
 
2012-11-30 04:01:56 PM
6. Every conservative should have a RINO hunting license.

purge the weak! the Party must remain STRONG! do not question. do not hesitate. the Right must not waiver - to doubt is to fail.

10. The conservative movement is faith-based.

god is on our side! we cannot lose!

14. Talk of third parties is a waste of breath.

f*cking libertarians should shut up.

15. Beware of conservatives defeatists.

ignorance is strength.
 
2012-11-30 04:01:59 PM
1. Understand that the left intends to destroy you. Your opponent isn't a nice guy or a misguided idealist. He's a dogmatist cut from the same cloth as Robespierre and Lenin - a storm trooper waiting to be fitted with jack boots and issued a truncheon. Look at the way the left runs academia, where it's achieved near total dominance: brainwashing, rigid censorship and draconian punishment for thought crimes. This is what it's planning for the rest of America. It lies, loots and manipulates. It is driven by envy, bitterness, disdain and a relentless power-lust. It ruins careers to make a political point. It would suppress conservative talk radio and send men to prison for the exercise of First Amendment freedom. Last April, when I heard Romney say, "The president is a nice guy, but we can't afford him for four more years," My first thought was, "Mitt's a nice guy, but how in the hell did we end up with him as the alternative to Obama?" We consistently underestimate the opposition by assuming it's well-intentioned and plays by the same rules we do. It isn't and it doesn't.

I cannot wait to convert every single Right Winger into a gay muslim. Then we can force them to have abortions and accept death panels when they have to go to the doctors because we forced them to eat their vegetables! And then they will be ours. Forever.

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2012-11-30 04:04:10 PM

Weaver95: 6. Every conservative should have a RINO hunting license.

purge the weak! the Party must remain STRONG! do not question. do not hesitate. the Right must not waiver - to doubt is to fail.


This coupled with this-

4. Never leave a man behind.

Is all kinds of awesome.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-11-30 04:05:55 PM

sigdiamond2000: Don Feder? The guy from The Eagles?


No, you're thinking of Bill Walsh. Don Feder was in Steely Dan.
 
2012-11-30 04:06:45 PM

Nadie_AZ: Weaver95: 6. Every conservative should have a RINO hunting license.

purge the weak! the Party must remain STRONG! do not question. do not hesitate. the Right must not waiver - to doubt is to fail.

This coupled with this-

4. Never leave a man behind.

Is all kinds of awesome.


yeah, the compiler is gonna choke on that one for sure.
 
2012-11-30 04:10:43 PM
I pray to Allah in the name of his prophet Mohammed (and peace and love be upon him) that these 15 rules become the 2016 GOP platform.
 
2012-11-30 04:11:40 PM
One of his points actually makes sense, but his party will never heed it.

A slogan isn't an argument. Many in the mushy middle have never heard a convincing rationale for conservative positions. Fact-based arguments are more persuasive, but much harder to make, than simply stating a moral position. Slogans only persuade those already convinced. Don't let justified outrage reduce you to sputtering incoherence. Keep calm. Make your case clearly, concisely and logically, bolstered by factual analysis. Along with morality, logic is the right's most potent weapon.

And they also do not have a moral highground, logic, conciseness or facts.
 
2012-11-30 04:12:39 PM

Weaver95: purge the weak!


What they think they're doing:
i.imgur.com

What they're really doing:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 04:13:43 PM

sigdiamond2000: Don Feder? The guy from The Eagles?


He's a pretty damned good tennis player.
 
2012-11-30 04:14:54 PM
This guy is no intellectual. He's a cheerleader for a shrinking body of political belief.
 
2012-11-30 04:15:14 PM
Look at the way the left runs academia, where it's achieved near total dominance: brainwashing, rigid censorship and draconian punishment for thought crimes.

Says the guy whose #10 rule demands that conservatism continue to be based on a religion that threatens eternal damnation and torture for sins of both the mind and flesh and whose survival requires early indoctrination of youth.
 
2012-11-30 04:20:50 PM
It should be legal to shoot anyone who isn't sufficiently conservative.
 
2012-11-30 04:21:58 PM
Imagine how many times the author stopped to masturbate and giggle while writing that.
 
2012-11-30 04:23:50 PM
My favourite:

Slogans only persuade those already convinced. Don't let justified outrage reduce you to sputtering incoherence. Keep calm. Make your case clearly, concisely and logically, bolstered by factual analysis. Along with morality, logic is the right's most potent weapon.


I have never seen a GOP position on anything that was logical and bolstered by facts. This one will be tricky. If you already have your policies and then search for the logic and facts to support them, well, it just doesn't work that way.

Liberals have a little trick to avoid this pitfall, we start with logic and facts which lead us to our policy positions. Really an unfair advantage I admit.
 
2012-11-30 04:24:51 PM
1. [Never screw (over) your partner.]/[Never let suspects stay together.]
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3. [Don't believe what you're told; double-check.]/[Never be unreachable.]
...

Those rules?

// head-slap for the author
 
2012-11-30 04:27:19 PM
Sheesh. He makes Carl Paladino sound like George Will.

With advice like TFA, the Democrats could run an Occupy Wall Street bald-headed hairy-pitted perpetually angry lesbian for senate, with an extra nipple and the body of Brian Urlacher, with a tattoo of Stalin on her left bicep and bin Laden on her right, and they'd pull 49 percent of the vote in Idaho.

My advice for Republicans stands: you can't beat incompetent with insane.
 
2012-11-30 04:28:37 PM

Jackson Herring: It should be legal to shoot anyone who isn't sufficiently conservative.


Well that's pretty much all of them, by this douche's standards. Because 90% of them are hypocrites and the other 5% are realists.
 
2012-11-30 04:28:56 PM
1. Understand that the left intends to destroy you. Your opponent isn't a nice guy or a misguided idealist. He's a dogmatist cut from the same cloth as Robespierre and Lenin - a storm trooper waiting to be fitted with jack boots and issued a truncheon. Look at the way the left runs academia, where it's achieved near total dominance: brainwashing, rigid censorship and draconian punishment for thought crimes. This is what it's planning for the rest of America. It lies, loots and manipulates. It is driven by envy, bitterness, disdain and a relentless power-lust. It ruins careers to make a political point. It would suppress conservative talk radio and send men to prison for the exercise of First Amendment freedom. Last April, when I heard Romney say, "The president is a nice guy, but we can't afford him for four more years," My first thought was, "Mitt's a nice guy, but how in the hell did we end up with him as the alternative to Obama?" We consistently underestimate the opposition by assuming it's well-intentioned and plays by the same rules we do. It isn't and it doesn't.

Followed immediately by

2. A slogan isn't an argument. Many in the mushy middle have never heard a convincing rationale for conservative positions. Fact-based arguments are more persuasive

Brilliant! We must make factual, rational arguments, unlike the leftist, who will rape you and yours with the rigor mortised penis of an Israeli Jew he murdered with his own pork-wrapped fists
 
2012-11-30 04:29:49 PM

BSABSVR: Brilliant! We must make factual, rational arguments, unlike the leftist, who will rape you and yours with the rigor mortised penis of an Israeli Jew he murdered with his own pork-wrapped fists


*fap*
 
2012-11-30 04:29:55 PM

Dr Dreidel: 1. [Never screw (over) your partner.]/[Never let suspects stay together.]
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3. [Don't believe what you're told; double-check.]/[Never be unreachable.]
...

Those rules?

// head-slap for the author


Romney should have followed his own rules:

1) You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) You must must obey the orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) You must protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
 
2012-11-30 04:30:46 PM

BSABSVR:
Brilliant! We must make factual, rational arguments, unlike the leftist, who will rape you and yours with the rigor mortised penis of an Israeli Jew he murdered with his own pork-wrapped fists


and the strange part is that the GOP doesn't seem to understand why this is a problem...
 
2012-11-30 04:32:36 PM
Quite the gem, here:

"Obama still got the votes of two-thirds of a constituency whose political compass lies between their legs."
 
2012-11-30 04:37:44 PM

Weaver95: and the strange part is that the GOP doesn't seem to understand why this is a problem...


Well, clearly they aren't screaming it loudly enough.

Number of times Romney called Obama a Muslim Usurper:0 Number of Romney presidential campaign wins over Obama:0.
 
2012-11-30 04:39:33 PM

BSABSVR: Weaver95: and the strange part is that the GOP doesn't seem to understand why this is a problem...

Well, clearly they aren't screaming it loudly enough.

Number of times Romney called Obama a Muslim Usurper:0 Number of Romney presidential campaign wins over Obama:0.


I don't get it. how in the hell does the GOP punditocracy expect to lure voters back to the GOP platform by insulting them every chance they get.
 
2012-11-30 04:41:19 PM
Who isn't a RINO?

Seriously. I can't keep up. The last I heard, Reagan was a RINO.
 
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