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(Daily Mail)   Vigilante defeats package thief with a wooden Samurai sword and paints him orange. Nope, not Florida   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 149
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2012-11-30 02:39:13 PM
He's orange and crying. He could've made the big time on Jersey Shore.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:55 PM
You just know the slime ball is going to sue her ass. She should have dropped a piano on the farker.
 
2012-11-30 03:21:31 PM
One angry online commenter wrote: 'This is assault. Cops can't beat suspected criminals who are fleeing, and citizens can't blast them with bear spray. He had a knife? Please. You mean the one he opens packages with? Sonya was not in physical danger on her balcony... y'all are a bunch of Texans if you think this violence is justified.' 
 
I don't think that that online commenter and I could ever see eye to eye on anything really.
 
2012-11-30 03:26:28 PM

EatHam: One angry online commenter wrote: 'This is assault. Cops can't beat suspected criminals who are fleeing, and citizens can't blast them with bear spray. He had a knife? Please. You mean the one he opens packages with? Sonya was not in physical danger on her balcony... y'all are a bunch of Texans if you think this violence is justified.' 
 
I don't think that that online commenter and I could ever see eye to eye on anything really.


I'm pretty sure the complainant is a notorious package thief.
 
2012-11-30 04:33:22 PM

Caradoc: He's orange and crying. He could've made the big time on Jersey Shore.


orange and crying?



found him:

images.politico.com
 
2012-11-30 04:33:57 PM
Sad that I'm the first to mention that she's kinda cute!
 
2012-11-30 04:55:56 PM
Daily Fail and Hero tag?

Cranking the trollbait up to 11 eh subby?
 
2012-11-30 05:54:30 PM
www.primaryignition.com

Must be a kindler gentler vigilante.
 
2012-11-30 05:54:43 PM

Counter_Intelligent: Sad that I'm the first to mention that she's kinda cute!


www.hotflick.net
//Oh?
 
2012-11-30 06:17:11 PM
She sent a message to would-be attackers everywhere: Oompa Loompa Doopity DON'T.
 
2012-11-30 06:27:46 PM

cretinbob: Oh?


Sure.
 
2012-11-30 06:38:46 PM
with a wooden samurai sword?

www.trbimg.com

/ the guy this movie was based on approves
 
2012-11-30 06:40:26 PM
*sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.
 
2012-11-30 06:40:50 PM
*Snert*

Package thief.
 
2012-11-30 06:41:33 PM

pute kisses like a man: with a wooden samurai sword?

[www.trbimg.com image 600x441]

/ the guy this movie was based on approves


You KNOW it, mammajamma.

*thumbs-up*
 
2012-11-30 06:42:38 PM
Is Bear entrapment legal in California?

Go Bears, Beat Stanford.
 
2012-11-30 06:42:58 PM
beyondtheguide.com

Approves
 
2012-11-30 06:43:45 PM
I want Yu to want me.
 
2012-11-30 06:43:55 PM
Sweet Sonya was a photographer,
But no one wouldn't chance her,
Because she was a samurai (carrying bear spray).
 
2012-11-30 06:44:09 PM
That spray bears repeating.
 
2012-11-30 06:45:18 PM

BumpInTheNight: *sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.


bokken != katana.

Did you mean to say weeaboo?
 
2012-11-30 06:45:28 PM
I just knew it was gonna be a black bear
 
2012-11-30 06:46:19 PM
A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed
 
2012-11-30 06:47:01 PM
Since this is the Daily Mail, I expected the story to come from the UK. Which of course would mean that the guy with the fake Samurai sword would have been charged with carry an illegal weapon an sentenced to 7 years in prison and a lifetime of community service at his local Mosque.
 
2012-11-30 06:47:46 PM
By day:

a.abcnews.com


By night:

comicattack.net
 
2012-11-30 06:48:17 PM

orezona: A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed


Or a gun.
 
2012-11-30 06:49:13 PM

iheartscotch: bokken != katana.


It could've been worse.

She could've sent Dokken after the guy.
 
2012-11-30 06:49:23 PM
Let me see if I've got this right.

Yoko was actually Tweeting while attacking a burglar bear and going full Ginzu on his ass.
 
2012-11-30 06:49:28 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: pute kisses like a man: with a wooden samurai sword?

[www.trbimg.com image 600x441]

/ the guy this movie was based on approves

You KNOW it, mammajamma.

*thumbs-up*


was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.
 
2012-11-30 06:49:44 PM

iheartscotch: BumpInTheNight: *sigh* A katana != a Samurai's sword. Uncultured Wiebos.

bokken != katana.

Did you mean to say weeaboo?


Bokken != Samurai sword either :P

Did you just say weeaboo?
fc04.deviantart.net

/nope, meant wiebo
 
2012-11-30 06:51:05 PM
FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?
 
2012-11-30 06:52:53 PM

BigOle8point: I just knew it was gonna be a black bear


I chuckled....
 
2012-11-30 06:53:25 PM

Apos: By day:

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


By night:

[comicattack.net image 330x319]


I was thinking more along the lines of this cutie

img835.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 06:54:13 PM

pute kisses like a man: was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.


Heh, it works, doesn't it?

LOVE Inagaki's Samurai trilogy.
 
2012-11-30 06:55:11 PM

Nothing To See Here: Let me see if I've got this right.

Yoko was actually Tweeting while attacking a burglar bear and going full Ginzu on his ass.


Women are better at multitasking than men
 
2012-11-30 06:57:36 PM
Mass shooting with a bow and arrow.
Vigilantism with a bokken.
Cops shooting themselves.

Sounds like its going to be a busy night.
 
2012-11-30 06:59:25 PM

cig-mkr: FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?


doubt any jurors be dumb enough to find her guilty
 
2012-11-30 06:59:41 PM
I wondered if she would have kept tweeting if the thief had climbed up the balcony?
 
2012-11-30 06:59:45 PM
Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante
 
2012-11-30 06:59:46 PM

orezona: A full sized Bokken is a very formidable weapon. Better than a baseball bat, just not quite as lethal as a crow bar.

/have one under my bed


This.

I have one in the car. It's .. legal...er.
 
2012-11-30 07:00:40 PM
Incredible
 
2012-11-30 07:00:41 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Apos: By day:

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


By night:

[comicattack.net image 330x319]

I was thinking more along the lines of this cutie

[img835.imageshack.us image 400x300]


Even better.
 
2012-11-30 07:01:32 PM
ITT:

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 07:02:06 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante


For one thing, it would cost too much Monet.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-11-30 07:03:15 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: AliceBToklasLives: Misread the headline as "paints him an orange" and thought the vigilante painted a still life.

/weird kind of vigilante

For one thing, it would cost too much Monet.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Hah! Well played.
 
2012-11-30 07:04:05 PM

cig-mkr: FTA 'Package theft is not rape and does not merit violent retaliation. I hope he gets convicted for he theft. I also hope he presses charges against this crazy person (Miss Yu).'

Really ?


She knew who the thief was before this incident, lured him in and then shot him.

(not that he didn't deserve it)
 
2012-11-30 07:08:36 PM

Frank N Stein: ITT:

[i50.tinypic.com image 375x500]


Frank N Stein = baka gaijin
 
2012-11-30 07:09:00 PM
img708.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 07:10:26 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: pute kisses like a man: was going to comment on the appropriateness of your name too.

Heh, it works, doesn't it?

LOVE Inagaki's Samurai trilogy.


yeah, i love it too...

but, here's another wooden sword movie just because i could find a picture to hot link really easily:

cdnimg.visualizeus.com

/ the twilight samurai
 
2012-11-30 07:11:12 PM
I have two bokken; one for Kendo (kata) and Iaido, one I hide near my bed in case of a home invasion. Nice to know that it can be effective!
 
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