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(The Weather Channel)   Mt. Shasta may receive a record-shattering 218 inches of global warming this weekend   (weather.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-30 01:39:47 PM
7 votes:
In other news, subby might solve the long-standing mystery of his itchy asshole and smelly brown finger.
2012-11-30 04:56:05 PM
4 votes:

zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face.


it's "Don't talk about thermodynamics".
Duh
2012-11-30 03:15:22 PM
4 votes:

GAT_00: It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us


Furthermore 6000 years worth of dandruff is exactly 218 inches.

That's science, my friend.
2012-11-30 03:50:44 PM
3 votes:
Is it regular or Diet Shasta?
2012-11-30 03:17:30 PM
3 votes:
Run for your lives! The glaciers are coming!
2012-11-30 06:28:50 PM
2 votes:
Are you a global warming skeptic? There are plenty of good reasons why you might be.

As many as 757 stations in the United States recorded net surface-temperature cooling over the past century. Many are concentrated in the southeast, where some people attribute tornadoes and hurricanes to warming.

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2012-11-30 05:21:34 PM
2 votes:
All of the sudden I want a pop.
2012-11-30 05:05:58 PM
2 votes:
Gaw, you guys are obtuse. The great fates are dumping a large load of snow on Shasta because it is a volcano that it heating up and rumbling with impending disaster. The snow will cool it down and save the people.
The new agers in the area chanted this in.
wee [TotalFark]
2012-11-30 04:52:36 PM
2 votes:
If only "climate" had anything whatsoever to do with "weather"...
2012-11-30 03:51:37 PM
2 votes:
HURR IT SNOWED SO GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE DURRRR
2012-11-30 02:57:56 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years.

It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier.


Moisture? Atmosphere? Stupid lib. It snows because Jesus dropping his dandruff on us. Any true conservative who knows the REAL facts knows that.
2012-11-30 09:36:04 PM
1 votes:

beta_plus: The warmer tears in this thread are do delicious and sweet.

/why don't you warmers just admit that you are lazy and stupid and resent that other people get to drive cars and you made up global warming to shame them out of jealousy?


Things are warming up because the earth is expanding and the sun is about turn enter into a warmer white phase from its yellow phase. And there's snow on this mountain from the Lemurian city inside it using interdimensional energy devices. Duh.
2012-11-30 07:22:56 PM
1 votes:
It is NOT global Climate Change! It IS System Wide Climate Change. Every Planet in this Solar System is being warmed. It's all because My Ex loves her big assed Truck!

/To intelligent to give a fark
//likes to watch you idiots argue
///3 weeks left, RUN MOTHER TRUCKER!
2012-11-30 06:53:57 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years.

It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier.


Less precipitation? Global warming, give me money!
More precipitation? Global warming, give me money!
2012-11-30 06:47:43 PM
1 votes:
Are Mt. Faygo and Mt. Fanta expecting any snow?
2012-11-30 06:33:58 PM
1 votes:
motores.com.py
2012-11-30 06:11:54 PM
1 votes:
Out of curiosity, has anyone ever heard of potential solutions to global warming climate change that does not involve increasing taxes? I never really understood how taxing producers more money will reduce change the global temperature. I don't mean to over simplify....
2012-11-30 06:01:36 PM
1 votes:
i would just like to know how magnets works.
2012-11-30 06:00:40 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: ANGRY COMMENT!!!


smug retort
2012-11-30 05:57:22 PM
1 votes:

zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face.


The first laws of thermodynamics is, you cannot make energy out of nothing; has to come from someplace.

The second law of thermodynamics is, entropy always increases, which for those of you Farkers who never passed 12th grade Physics means everything is always running down.

The third law of thermodynamics is, when energy is changed in form, it always loses value.

The First Law of Causality is, if two things happen in sequence, it is not proven that one causes the other. The roosters do not cause the sunrise.
2012-11-30 05:57:16 PM
1 votes:
ANGRY COMMENT!!!
2012-11-30 05:52:22 PM
1 votes:
I swear, it's like some of you guys are new around here...

God jorbs subby!

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2012-11-30 05:44:17 PM
1 votes:
Yay global warming

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2012-11-30 05:39:19 PM
1 votes:
Now Subby.. You aren't being very sensitive all the kiddies on here that believe cows farting to be warming up the earth.
2012-11-30 05:31:29 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00

And it's why it snows exactly the same amount every year; no more, no less. That's how we know it's all God's Plan, and how there cannot possibly be climate change.
It's always amusing watching you bigots going full hurp-a-derp when nobody has mentioned a god at all.

When you don't have facts lies are all you have to fall back on.
2012-11-30 05:27:40 PM
1 votes:

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: my wife's about to receive 10", amirite?


12", but she promised not to tell you the truth.
2012-11-30 05:26:38 PM
1 votes:
my wife's about to receive 10", amirite?
2012-11-30 05:17:44 PM
1 votes:

meat0918: Warm air holds more moisture.

Film at eleven.


Then why do I wake up with a sore throat when running the heater at night. You can't explain that.
2012-11-30 05:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Warm air holds more moisture.

Film at eleven.
2012-11-30 05:13:23 PM
1 votes:

zarberg: I love asking global climate change deniers what the first law of thermodynamics is and then watching them stand there with a dumb look on their face.


What does that have to do with global warming? Do you mean the zeroth law? That has more to do with temperature. But then temperature is different from heat, so maybe you mean the second law, which would be more applicable to global atmospheric climate.
2012-11-30 05:07:42 PM
1 votes:
ooooooh, is it unprecedented?
2012-11-30 04:56:43 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: lol. subtard doesn't understand the difference between climate and weather!


lol you have no sense of humor!

+1 subby. Haterz gonna hate
2012-11-30 04:53:34 PM
1 votes:
The note I leave behind after I go on a murderous rampage will read:

"I did it because people can't understand the difference between weather and global climate change."
2012-11-30 04:43:52 PM
1 votes:

kmmontandon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm supposed to get up to 20" of rain at my place

/glad it's on high ground

Don't worry, it'll all wind up in the Valley. Yolo Bypass will look like an ocean by Tuesday.

The runoff around here is incredible, and it's only the second day.


Too bad it all can't be piped south. The Salten Sea could use a few million gallons. Actually, it could use a few billion gallons.
2012-11-30 02:34:11 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude.


freezes at altitude? AHAH! So you admit global WARMING is a myth!!!
2012-11-30 01:59:42 PM
1 votes:

RobertBruce: Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years.


It's not inexplicable. Warmer air causes more moisture in the atmosphere which then freezes at altitude. Bam, growing glacier.
2012-11-30 01:56:10 PM
1 votes:
Also has a glacier which has been "inexplicably" growing the past few years.
 
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