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(The New Republic)   Candid shots of Obama in the Oval Office give Biden's Costco trip a run for its money   (tnr.com) divider line 155
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2012-11-30 01:30:59 PM  
Well, I'm sure glad the libtards and moochers gave the slacker-in-chief time to play football with his thugs and give his cronies terrorist fist-jabs.
 
2012-11-30 01:36:02 PM  
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2012-11-30 01:38:46 PM  
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2012-11-30 01:43:50 PM  
Best for a caption contest IMHO:

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2012-11-30 01:47:31 PM  
http://www.tnr.com/blog/plank/110613/barack-obama-gradually-turning-th e-oval-office-man-cave
Hold it just like that. Don't move. We are going to take a photo of this for a Caption Contest on Fark.com.
 
2012-11-30 01:48:14 PM  
can someone explain to me how he's turning the Oval Office into a man cave?
 
2012-11-30 01:48:38 PM  
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Hold it just like that. Don't move. We are going to take a photo of this for a Caption Contest on Fark.com.
 
2012-11-30 02:07:31 PM  
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2012-11-30 02:15:34 PM  

ManateeGag: can someone explain to me how he's turning the Oval Office into a man cave?


The "nuclear football" is an actual football.
 
2012-11-30 02:19:36 PM  
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2012-11-30 02:23:04 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 469x960]


so..... rad......
 
2012-11-30 02:25:30 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 469x960]


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Dear Mr. Omaba,

I don't know who you are but thank you for the potato.

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2012-11-30 02:37:00 PM  
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I can literally hear the gears of outrage in the right-wing blogodome grinding to a start. 

Cast aside your Cheeto-stained wank socks, boys, and grab the Diet Mountain Dew. It's going to be an all-nighter.
 
2012-11-30 02:38:37 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 469x960]


There's not a goddamn chance he spells "President" correctly, let alone "Pennsylvania".

In other news, at long last, are Republicans finally convinced Barack Obama is American? Motherfarker apparently can't go two minutes without a football--an American one, not one of those communist spheres--by his side.
 
2012-11-30 02:40:41 PM  

sigdiamond2000: www.tnr.com

I can literally hear the gears of outrage in the right-wing blogodome grinding to a start.


Putting myself in the mind of a Republican:

www.tnr.com

"Here's a memo we received on Benghazi."
"Put it away, the game's on."
 
2012-11-30 02:44:21 PM  

sweetmelissa31: "Here's a memo we received on Benghazi."
"Put it away, the game's on."


It presses about a dozen right-wing outrage buttons. The only thing that would be better is if the painting in the background was that one on Scatman Crothers' bedroom wall in The Shining:

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2012-11-30 02:50:47 PM  
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2012-11-30 02:53:38 PM  
lol laughter
 
2012-11-30 03:25:20 PM  
I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
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2012-11-30 03:26:37 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
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That's Blondi, Hitler's dog.
 
2012-11-30 03:32:29 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
[www.tnr.com image 500x333]

That's Blondi, Hitler's dog.


No, It's a bust of Stalin.
 
2012-11-30 03:34:42 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?


It's Laika, the hated Soviet cosmodog. Obama had it commissioned after he de-funded NASA.
 
2012-11-30 03:37:02 PM  
Probably should've read the rest of the thread. Didn't think I'd get beaten to a Hated Dogs of History joke.
 
2012-11-30 03:51:42 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 03:52:28 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]


Now that is what I call a DOG BUST!
 
2012-11-30 04:00:38 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Probably should've read the rest of the thread. Didn't think I'd get beaten to a Hated Dogs of History joke.


Actually I'm leaning more toward your theory, since Obama is more of a commie Socialist than a Nazi. Not by much, mind you, but just a smidge.
 
2012-11-30 04:06:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: since Obama is more of a commie Socialist than a Nazi.


Why can't he be both?
 
2012-11-30 04:06:58 PM  
Do you think Axelrod and others close to the president actually call him "Mr. President" when they're one-on-one or is it "Barack"? I've often wondered that.
 
2012-11-30 04:07:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
[www.tnr.com image 500x333]


www.slate.com
 
2012-11-30 04:08:35 PM  
First question I'd ask Obama, if I visited the Oval Office:

"Do you think it's time for Lovie Smith to go? I mean, just how much longer can we allow him to ignore the need for a good offensive line?"
 
2012-11-30 04:23:12 PM  

dickfreckle: Marcus Aurelius: since Obama is more of a commie Socialist than a Nazi.

Why can't he be both?


He IS both. But I still say he's more commie than Nazi.
 
2012-11-30 04:23:59 PM  

jbuist: Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
[www.tnr.com image 500x333]

[www.slate.com image 568x346]


Yes, Mr. Lincoln, I'd be sad too if someone embedded a dog face in MY hair.
 
2012-11-30 04:24:05 PM  
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2012-11-30 04:29:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I know he got rid of Churchill, but is that a bust of a dog in this pic?
[www.tnr.com image 500x333]


No, that's a bust of Abraham Lincoln with his head down.
 
2012-11-30 04:34:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 04:37:21 PM  
This is as a result of a little known 1998 First Lady order regarding interns in the Oval Office.

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2012-11-30 04:40:17 PM  
Did somebody say weaboo.
 
2012-11-30 05:00:48 PM  

sigdiamond2000: sweetmelissa31: "Here's a memo we received on Benghazi."
"Put it away, the game's on."

It presses about a dozen right-wing outrage buttons. The only thing that would be better is if the painting in the background was that one on Scatman Crothers' bedroom wall in The Shining:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x282]


GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
 
2012-11-30 05:01:55 PM  

minoridiot: This is as a result of a little known 1998 First Lady order regarding interns in the Oval Office.

[www.tnr.com image 500x333]


FUNNY
 
2012-11-30 05:01:57 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]


Giggled like a schoolgirl at this.
 
2012-11-30 05:03:29 PM  

vernonFL: [s11.postimage.org image 500x333]


Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]


Holy shiatballs...
 
2012-11-30 05:05:16 PM  

sweetmelissa31: sigdiamond2000: www.tnr.com

I can literally hear the gears of outrage in the right-wing blogodome grinding to a start.

Putting myself in the mind of a Republican:

[www.tnr.com image 500x333]

"Here's a memo we received on Benghazi."
"Put it away, the game's on."


If this pic is on free Republic I know there is a racist remark in that thread.
 
2012-11-30 05:07:40 PM  
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Assume the position, Speaker Boehner.
 
2012-11-30 05:09:40 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [www.tnr.com image 333x500]

Assume the position, Speaker Boehner.


Considering the bow on it, I kind of want to think this is a punch-line to an 'up shiats creek' joke from someone.
 
2012-11-30 05:11:38 PM  

Corvus: sweetmelissa31: sigdiamond2000: www.tnr.com

I can literally hear the gears of outrage in the right-wing blogodome grinding to a start.

Putting myself in the mind of a Republican:

[www.tnr.com image 500x333]

"Here's a memo we received on Benghazi."
"Put it away, the game's on."

If this pic is on free Republic I know there is a racist remark in that thread.


And it will be 'shopped to include a bucket of chicken and a watermelon, and if you ask about those details you'll get "What's racist about that? White people eat fried chicken and watermelon too!"
 
2012-11-30 05:12:07 PM  
This thread has given me several lols.

Jackson and sweet, you two make for a very dry comedy duo. Like Abbot & Costello after they accidentally ate a pile of desiccant packs. Also one of them becomes a girl.
 
2012-11-30 05:12:58 PM  

vernonFL: [s11.postimage.org image 500x333]


Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]


Brilliant, both of you. But you do know either of these will be on wingnut blogs without any trace of humor, yes? Especially Jackson's with the added blackness.
 
2012-11-30 05:14:02 PM  
Don't fumble the nuclear football!!!
 
2012-11-30 05:14:20 PM  

RminusQ: In other news, at long last, are Republicans finally convinced Barack Obama is American? Motherfarker apparently can't go two minutes without a football--an American one, not one of those communist spheres--by his side.


Actually I can see him using it as something to fiddle with with his hands, I do the same thing with Bucky Balls at my desk at work. Especially when I'm trying to think. It's a former smoker thing.
 
2012-11-30 05:17:11 PM  
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