OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!
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