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(Gizmodo)   You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?   ( divider line
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2012-11-30 12:27:01 PM  
17 votes:
Quaid....start the reactor....
2012-11-30 12:26:58 PM  
13 votes:
The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.
2012-11-30 03:42:32 PM  
9 votes:
So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?
2012-11-30 12:31:08 PM  
9 votes:
2012-11-30 12:24:40 PM  
9 votes:
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2012-11-30 12:27:14 PM  
7 votes:
Of course they chose white chocolate
2012-11-30 12:30:04 PM  
5 votes:
I think I found stocking stuffers for the kids.
2012-11-30 02:27:11 PM  
4 votes:
And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

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2012-11-30 02:22:53 PM  
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2012-11-30 02:11:05 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-11-30 02:53:01 PM  
3 votes:
That's disgusting. You people are sick. I myself prefer

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2012-11-30 02:49:36 PM  
3 votes:
Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.
2012-11-30 02:25:57 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-30 02:25:53 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-30 02:17:12 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-30 12:37:43 PM  
3 votes:
Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........
2012-11-30 12:29:36 PM  
3 votes:
They have forcep marks on the head, did they use a real aborted baby to make the molds for that? I would still eat the shiat out of that though, their chocolate gets good reviews. Preferably literally too, because maybe they would use dark chocolate for it and I like that better
2012-11-30 04:04:28 PM  
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2012-11-30 03:21:22 PM  
2 votes:

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//melty hot
2012-11-30 03:17:03 PM  
2 votes:
ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

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2012-11-30 02:56:48 PM  
2 votes:
And that's enough internet for today. I'm out.
2012-11-30 02:46:58 PM  
2 votes: Full Size
2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.

Now why you reckon dat is, massah?
2012-11-30 02:26:39 PM  
2 votes:
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First thing I thought of
2012-11-30 02:24:30 PM  
2 votes:

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate

Had it been dark chocolate, this thread would have 400 posts by now.
2012-11-30 02:23:10 PM  
2 votes:
Hey. You know a modest proposal was satire right?! Not a real life how-to suggestion!!
2012-11-30 02:17:06 PM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: [ image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."

Came here to post this, so I guess I'm just gonna go with this instead.

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2012-11-30 02:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-30 02:09:32 PM  
2 votes:
WHITE Chocolate baby?

That's racist.

/and downright horrifying
2012-11-30 12:29:55 PM  
2 votes:
st-listas.20minutos.esView Full Size

"It'll do in a pinch."
2012-11-30 06:11:40 PM  
1 vote:
Relax with the "dat's wasist" shiat guys, they make black baby heads. Unfortunately I dropped mine:
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2012-11-30 04:17:06 PM  
1 vote:
WUT. Full Size

2012-11-30 03:27:44 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks to FlashHarry, Farkin Hostile & Sheshly, I now have the theme music to "Jackie Roger's Jr's $100,000 Jackpot Wad" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

/Weighs 122 WITH the rings, babe.
2012-11-30 03:22:30 PM  
1 vote:
I doubt it will cure any chocoholic. Placing it in bed beside your wife just before she woke up might silence any talk of another child for awhile.

Or result in a divorce.
2012-11-30 03:14:29 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.

They say that once you go white you know you been licked right.
2012-11-30 03:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

Gordon Bennett: utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate

Here you go.

[ image 300x300]

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2012-11-30 03:03:07 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 03:02:08 PM  
1 vote:
What the fark
is chocohol?

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2012-11-30 02:59:14 PM  
1 vote:
At least they are more delicious than tar babies
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2012-11-30 02:51:20 PM  
1 vote:
fill that sh*t with cherry cordial and you got a deal.
2012-11-30 02:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-30 02:45:37 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that was a cheery image after the third class in a row detailing the horrors of WWII.
2012-11-30 02:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust...

I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.
2012-11-30 02:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

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Oh godammit.
2012-11-30 02:35:56 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 02:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
The cloudy/cataract dead eyes are a nice touch. I certainly hope these are filled with something...maybe a custard or angel food cake with cherry syrup added for effect.
2012-11-30 02:29:14 PM  
1 vote:

FarkinHostile: [ image 130x98]

Sheshley: [ image 130x98]

Sheshley: damn it

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.


I'm so happy I saw that happen.
2012-11-30 02:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

2012-11-30 02:26:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.
2012-11-30 02:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that is certainly disgusting. Hey, I have it! If these are supposed to be the cure for chocoholics, what if they made little while chocolate baby penis and vaginas to cure pedos?
2012-11-30 02:21:11 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.
2012-11-30 02:16:53 PM  
1 vote:
*scans headline* Full Size
2012-11-30 02:12:23 PM  
1 vote:

AdolfOliverPanties: [ image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."

Derek Jeter belongs in the Sports Tab
2012-11-30 02:11:29 PM  
1 vote:

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.

And marzipan. Ropey marzipan.
2012-11-30 02:11:17 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like Shane and Lori's baby.
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