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(Gizmodo)   You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?   ( divider line
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2012-11-30 02:17:05 PM  
4 votes:
White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.
2012-11-30 02:13:42 PM  
4 votes:
Babies are NOT awesome.
2012-11-30 12:27:01 PM  
3 votes:
Quaid....start the reactor....
2012-11-30 12:24:40 PM  
3 votes:
2012-11-30 03:42:32 PM  
2 votes:
So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?
2012-11-30 03:00:24 PM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.
2012-11-30 02:35:24 PM  
2 votes:

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.

Yeah, I mean who would want white "chocolate?" That sh*t is gross!
2012-11-30 02:29:14 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinHostile: [ image 130x98]

Sheshley: [ image 130x98]

Sheshley: damn it

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.


I'm so happy I saw that happen.
2012-11-30 02:16:52 PM  
2 votes:
If they did it with milk chocolate it would have still been disturbing but it would have actually been yummy instead of gross.
2012-11-30 12:27:14 PM  
2 votes:
Of course they chose white chocolate
2012-11-30 08:48:12 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.

OK, that is six kinds of awesome.

Revolting, but awesome. Let me know when you try.

It's been done.
2012-11-30 07:57:46 PM  
1 vote:

Mega Steve: And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

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my favorite doctor, I
2012-11-30 04:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 03:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

Gordon Bennett: utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate

Here you go.

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2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.

Now why you reckon dat is, massah?
2012-11-30 02:27:11 PM  
1 vote:
And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?
2012-11-30 02:26:39 PM  
1 vote:

First thing I thought of
2012-11-30 02:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 02:25:53 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 02:16:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-30 02:11:05 PM  
1 vote:

2012-11-30 12:29:55 PM  
1 vote:

"It'll do in a pinch."
2012-11-30 12:29:36 PM  
1 vote:
They have forcep marks on the head, did they use a real aborted baby to make the molds for that? I would still eat the shiat out of that though, their chocolate gets good reviews. Preferably literally too, because maybe they would use dark chocolate for it and I like that better
2012-11-30 12:26:58 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.
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