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(Gizmodo)   You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?   (gizmodo.com) divider line 168
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2012-11-30 03:21:22 PM  
oblig

trakt.us

//melty hot
 
2012-11-30 03:21:31 PM  
www.slamonline.com

Approves.
 
2012-11-30 03:22:30 PM  
I doubt it will cure any chocoholic. Placing it in bed beside your wife just before she woke up might silence any talk of another child for awhile.

Or result in a divorce.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:52 PM  
When I was a child we had a candy very like jelly babies, only they were made with fudge.

Let me know when you see where this is headed.

They came in two varities, fudge and chocolate fudge.

They were, of course, called N***** Babies.

They called them Fudge Babies for a while.

Then they called them Fudge Bears.

Then somebody invented Gummie Bears.

But you can probably still find them somewhere, possibly some place they don't have political correctness or racists whining about political correctness because it is the politically correct right wing thing to do.

My favourites were the Chocolate Fudge babies. I hate the taste of beige. It's smarmy and overly sweet. Chocolate makes fudge bearable. No pun intended.
 
2012-11-30 03:27:44 PM  
Thanks to FlashHarry, Farkin Hostile & Sheshly, I now have the theme music to "Jackie Roger's Jr's $100,000 Jackpot Wad" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

/Weighs 122 WITH the rings, babe.
 
2012-11-30 03:35:49 PM  
E.L. fudge for EVERYBODY LOVES FUDGE

it's what we had before EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

/adjusts cocoa onion
 
2012-11-30 03:36:55 PM  

brantgoose: They were, of course, called N***** Babies.


Wow. I'm pushing 50, and I only know about that product from my grandmother. You're like 70, aren't you?
 
2012-11-30 03:37:50 PM  

FarkinHostile: BTW, Chocolate babies were a real candy:

[img.photobucket.com image 500x442]


Those were the equivalent of Chocolate candy corn.
 
2012-11-30 03:38:28 PM  

ArgusRun: gerbilpox: Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

[gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 612x445]

Oh godammit.
That website is seriously disturbing. Only a psychopath could decide to make cupcake boobies and create a horror:
[25.media.tumblr.com image 403x403]


imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 03:41:55 PM  

LeroyBourne: basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.


Brilliant!

Also: leave on bus stop benches.
 
2012-11-30 03:42:32 PM  
So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?
 
2012-11-30 03:46:55 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.


Also brilliant. TSA would not be amused.
 
2012-11-30 03:53:55 PM  
So if I had a collection of half eaten chocolate baby heads, what would that say about me?
 
2012-11-30 03:54:24 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?


That is just...awesome :)
 
2012-11-30 03:54:57 PM  

ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]


Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.
 
2012-11-30 03:56:41 PM  
fark you subby..fark you and your scary ass creepy disembodied baby heads!!! Shakes fist and hides under the bed.
 
2012-11-30 03:57:05 PM  

Keshire: So if I had a collection of half eaten chocolate baby heads, what would that say about me?


That I shouldn't share a box of chocolates with you.
 
2012-11-30 04:02:03 PM  
Or a good way to get cannibals addicted to chocolate
 
2012-11-30 04:02:38 PM  
junglemagazine.com
 
2012-11-30 04:03:37 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.


Kerouac555
*Everywhere*
Not much left from the good old days on GIS.
 
2012-11-30 04:04:28 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 04:04:30 PM  

ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]


I've missed him!

Whatever happened to Kerouac555?
 
2012-11-30 04:06:22 PM  

sigdiamond2000: [junglemagazine.com image 600x391]


When I was little, I lived near Chicago. Every once in awhile, we'd go to the Museum of Science and Industry. In one area, they had fetuses in jars showing various stages of development. I had nightmares about them.

Thanks for the reminder!
 
2012-11-30 04:07:03 PM  

KatjaMouse: Cake Wrecks has covered this topic quite a bit.
Baby gets cut down to size
You remind me of the babe
Bacon baby
Creepiness continues


Open ALL the links!!

(I love cake wrecks)
 
2012-11-30 04:07:41 PM  

wraithmare: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

I've missed him!

Whatever happened to Kerouac555?


Dunno.....maybe went elsewhere.....lots of folks have moved on....either because of boredom, anger or "vacationnination"
 
2012-11-30 04:08:58 PM  
image1.frequency.com

"At Happy Bakery, we don't eat nice things to make ourselves happy; we eat things we want to get rid of to make ourselves feel better."

"In that case, I'll have an old man urinating himself, an impotent genitalia, and a father who was never there, with nuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry, we only have those without nuts."

"That's okay. He lost his in Vietnam."
 
2012-11-30 04:09:14 PM  
sigdiamond2000

Please explain WTF that is?

/i know it's a baby
 
2012-11-30 04:12:46 PM  

WTFDYW: sigdiamond2000

Please explain WTF that is?

/i know it's a baby



Ron Mueck
 
2012-11-30 04:14:34 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: "At Happy Bakery, we don't eat nice things to make ourselves happy; we eat things we want to get rid of to make ourselves feel better."

"In that case, I'll have an old man urinating himself, an impotent genitalia, and a father who was never there, with nuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry, we only have those without nuts."

"That's okay. He lost his in Vietnam."


Damn. The reference is obscure enough...but to find an actual screen grab?

Well done.
 
2012-11-30 04:16:52 PM  
Thanks sig. That's just too real.
 
2012-11-30 04:17:06 PM  
WUT.

24.media.tumblr.com 
 
2012-11-30 04:19:53 PM  

WTFDYW: Thanks sig. That's just too real.


Yeah, and that baby one isn't nearly as freaky as some of his other stuff.
 
2012-11-30 04:21:17 PM  

Mega Steve: sigdiamond2000: [junglemagazine.com image 600x391]

When I was little, I lived near Chicago. Every once in awhile, we'd go to the Museum of Science and Industry. In one area, they had fetuses in jars showing various stages of development. I had nightmares about them.

Thanks for the reminder!


OMSI up in Portland, Oregon has a similar display, with warnings not to take pictures as well as disclaimers that all died of natural causes.
 
2012-11-30 04:23:19 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?


Shut down the thread, a winnar is you.

And where would you like your internets delivered, sir/madam?
 
2012-11-30 04:38:05 PM  

Nothing To See Here: [thelosangelesbeat.com image 460x460]


My sister has that album, but it has the second cover pasted over the original. Hard to imagine what they were thinking.
 
2012-11-30 04:44:21 PM  
You have to know how to eat those.
Just bite down on the soft spot.
 
2012-11-30 04:50:46 PM  
i2.ytimg.com

/Not amused
//Hot and melty
 
2012-11-30 04:50:47 PM  
Food should not look like people. Ever.

The only exception is that jello mold of a brain that they always pimp every year for Halloween. That's it.
 
2012-11-30 04:56:06 PM  
This just in, we're bored with food.
 
2012-11-30 05:06:53 PM  

FlashHarry: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]


Got it in Weeners.

Am not disappoint.
 
2012-11-30 05:12:25 PM  
Wow somebody kept dropping their baby. Look at those lumps!
 
2012-11-30 05:36:42 PM  
You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?

It's...uh...exactly what you just asked for?
 
2012-11-30 05:47:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 05:56:19 PM  

ChipNASA: Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.

Kerouac555
*Everywhere*
Not much left from the good old days on GIS.


Man, you either have an awesome memory or a creepy creepy farky set-up.
 
2012-11-30 05:58:33 PM  

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)


Came here for that reference....

Outstanding simulpost. Holy shiat
 
2012-11-30 06:03:37 PM  
Came here for that reference....

Outstanding simulpost. Holy shiat
 
2012-11-30 06:08:27 PM  
I think I would rather eat an actual baby's head than white "chocolate". That sugary crap doesn't deserve to be associated with the real thing.

/Doesn't have an interest in eating actual babies
 
2012-11-30 06:11:40 PM  
Relax with the "dat's wasist" shiat guys, they make black baby heads. Unfortunately I dropped mine:
www.sogoodblog.com
 
2012-11-30 06:13:58 PM  

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate


took three posts too long to be said.

/White chocolate isn't chocolate
//fark you marketers
 
2012-11-30 06:29:03 PM  

or what almond/soy milk is to milk

Precisely (at least conceptually).



No, bad analogy. White Chocolate and Milk Chocolate are both made from Cocoa butter; milk and soy milk are made from different ingredients.

The analogy you want is "White Chocolate is to Milk Chocolate as Butter is to Cheese".
 
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