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(Gizmodo)   You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?   (gizmodo.com) divider line 168
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2012-11-30 02:35:26 PM  
It's not tasteless unless they have coat hangers for sticks you can hold while you eat.
 
2012-11-30 02:35:28 PM  
Best. Halloween. Candy. Ever!
 
2012-11-30 02:35:56 PM  
 
2012-11-30 02:36:12 PM  
Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

Oh godammit.
 
2012-11-30 02:36:23 PM  
Remember that chinese guy who took pictures of himself eating a roast duck with a baby doll's head on it, so everybody thought he was eating a real baby?

I'd post the picture now, but last time I posted it, I got banned for a day....
 
2012-11-30 02:36:47 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x225]


that is STILL one of the most gawd awful creepy things I've ever seen.

and it certainly did not make me want ice cream.


/someone hold me
 
2012-11-30 02:37:34 PM  

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate


Here you go.

i.thestreet.com
 
2012-11-30 02:39:37 PM  
We've gone right off jelly babies...
 
2012-11-30 02:41:35 PM  
I want it for the soft, gooey brains inside.
 
2012-11-30 02:43:43 PM  
White chocolate != chocolate, tardmitter
 
2012-11-30 02:43:47 PM  
This is so gross, why can't they just lick actual babies like normal people?
 
2012-11-30 02:43:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:44:30 PM  
Looks like a zombie baby head.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:17 PM  
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust...

I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:37 PM  
Well, that was a cheery image after the third class in a row detailing the horrors of WWII.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:58 PM  

BigNumber12:


That's just wrong
 
2012-11-30 02:46:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:46:58 PM  
wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-30 02:49:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:49:36 PM  
Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.
 
2012-11-30 02:50:43 PM  
That's...

That's disturbing...
 
2012-11-30 02:51:20 PM  
fill that sh*t with cherry cordial and you got a deal.
 
2012-11-30 02:53:01 PM  
That's disgusting. You people are sick. I myself prefer

www.kidskuisine.com
 
2012-11-30 02:53:31 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Do they come in Tranya flavor?
 
2012-11-30 02:53:37 PM  
I'd eat the ass out of that.

news.priceperhead.com
 
2012-11-30 02:56:48 PM  
And that's enough internet for today. I'm out.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:00 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.


Which is funny, because the ingredients in raspberry jam include Beaver Butt
It's like the worst of everything all in one.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:14 PM  
At least they are more delicious than tar babies
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-30 03:00:24 PM  

cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.


Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.
 
2012-11-30 03:01:51 PM  

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
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Melts in your vag...not in your hands!
 
2012-11-30 03:02:08 PM  
What the fark
is chocohol?

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2012-11-30 03:03:07 PM  
 
2012-11-30 03:03:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.


or what almond/soy milk is to milk
 
2012-11-30 03:04:32 PM  
"white" chocolate is cocoa butter and sugar. It has nothing to do with chocolate.

But I suppose if the heads were made of real chocolate, the business would be burned down for being racist.
 
2012-11-30 03:04:45 PM  

Gordon Bennett: utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate

Here you go.

[i.thestreet.com image 300x300]


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 03:09:15 PM  

ltdanman44: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 613x380]


First thing I thought of


Uncanny
 
2012-11-30 03:09:33 PM  
I like white chocolate.
 
2012-11-30 03:09:50 PM  

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
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Great now I'm jealous of a brownie.
 
2012-11-30 03:11:19 PM  

Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.


You mean candy.
 
2012-11-30 03:13:04 PM  

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.


Now that's just not fair. It's just going to have a more limited appeal. I mean, think of all the women you can still pick up with this unique confection - casey anthony, the dingo lady, Octomom, possibly a few abortion clinic protesters..
 
2012-11-30 03:13:33 PM  
Just an observation, they're.... not that well constructed. What's the deal with the almost grotesque eye infections? what's that about?!
 
2012-11-30 03:14:05 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: DjangoStonereaver: cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.

or what almond/soy milk is to milk


Precisely (at least conceptually).
 
2012-11-30 03:14:29 PM  

Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.


They say that once you go white you know you been licked right.
 
2012-11-30 03:15:23 PM  
BTW, Chocolate babies were a real candy:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 03:16:58 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.adintrend.com image 338x300]


Welcome to Uncanny Valley. Population: you.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:00 PM  
White chocolate covered pretzels are great. There is nothing wrong with white chocolate. Leave it alone.

I'd eat the chocolate baby.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:03 PM  
ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

i604.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 03:19:45 PM  
www.toptenz.net

Chocka CaCa
 
2012-11-30 03:20:01 PM  

gerbilpox: Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

[gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 612x445]

Oh godammit.

That website is seriously disturbing. Only a psychopath could decide to make cupcake boobies and create a horror:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 03:20:20 PM  

LeroyBourne: basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.


I was going to say "Wait until one of these turns up in a garbage can and let the fun begin!"

Because you don't have to be a web addict to realize that a realistic baby doll, head, or alien in slime will be mistaken for an aborted fetus or an abandoned baby and that the police will be called by some well-meaning but possibly myopic member of the public.

*I hope nobody dies.

Other than that little bullet point, this is a Fark story that promises to keep on giving!
 
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