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2012-11-30 12:24:40 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 12:26:58 PM
The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.
 
2012-11-30 12:27:01 PM
Quaid....start the reactor....
 
2012-11-30 12:27:14 PM
Of course they chose white chocolate
 
2012-11-30 12:29:36 PM
They have forcep marks on the head, did they use a real aborted baby to make the molds for that? I would still eat the shiat out of that though, their chocolate gets good reviews. Preferably literally too, because maybe they would use dark chocolate for it and I like that better
 
2012-11-30 12:29:55 PM
st-listas.20minutos.es

"It'll do in a pinch."
 
2012-11-30 12:30:04 PM
I think I found stocking stuffers for the kids.
 
2012-11-30 12:31:08 PM
OPEN YOUR MIND TO KUATO!
 
2012-11-30 12:32:33 PM
Awesome, i'm hungry now.
 
2012-11-30 12:33:53 PM
I warned Cadbury that their lame-ass attempts to use Gollum as a Hobbit marketing tie-in would be a miserable disaster, but did they listen to me?? NOOOO..
 
2012-11-30 12:37:43 PM
Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........
 
2012-11-30 01:25:05 PM

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Winner. Shut the thread down.
 
2012-11-30 02:09:32 PM
WHITE Chocolate baby?

That's racist.

/and downright horrifying
 
2012-11-30 02:11:05 PM
thelosangelesbeat.com
 
2012-11-30 02:11:17 PM
Looks like Shane and Lori's baby.
 
2012-11-30 02:11:29 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.


And marzipan. Ropey marzipan.
 
2012-11-30 02:12:19 PM
If there was ever an example of "things that make me happy", this is it.
 
2012-11-30 02:12:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Derek Jeter belongs in the Sports Tab
 
2012-11-30 02:13:42 PM
Babies are NOT awesome.
 
2012-11-30 02:16:19 PM
Needs more placenta
 
2012-11-30 02:16:20 PM
www.adintrend.com
 
2012-11-30 02:16:34 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-11-30 02:16:52 PM
If they did it with milk chocolate it would have still been disturbing but it would have actually been yummy instead of gross.
 
2012-11-30 02:16:53 PM
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 02:17:05 PM
White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.
 
2012-11-30 02:17:06 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Came here to post this, so I guess I'm just gonna go with this instead.

www.jack-donovan.com
 
2012-11-30 02:17:12 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 02:19:07 PM

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Mr Cohagen would like to talk to you.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:09 PM
Looks like Kuato from Total Recall.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:11 PM

basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........


You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:47 PM
Well, that is certainly disgusting. Hey, I have it! If these are supposed to be the cure for chocoholics, what if they made little while chocolate baby penis and vaginas to cure pedos?
 
2012-11-30 02:22:29 PM
What? A simple blender is too good for you?
 
2012-11-30 02:22:53 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 02:23:10 PM
Hey. You know a modest proposal was satire right?! Not a real life how-to suggestion!!
 
2012-11-30 02:24:30 PM

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate



Had it been dark chocolate, this thread would have 400 posts by now.
 
2012-11-30 02:25:53 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 02:25:57 PM
snltranscripts.jt.org
 
2012-11-30 02:26:39 PM
img2-2.timeinc.net


First thing I thought of
 
2012-11-30 02:26:43 PM
I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.
 
2012-11-30 02:27:11 PM
And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-30 02:27:29 PM
damn it
 
2012-11-30 02:28:30 PM

Sheshley: damn it


We are old.

:)
 
2012-11-30 02:29:14 PM

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]


Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]


Sheshley: damn it


FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)


I'm so happy I saw that happen.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:37 PM
For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.
 
2012-11-30 02:30:38 PM
Chocolate babies?

/Link hot like Rita Moreno
 
2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM

uncleacid: For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.


Now why you reckon dat is, massah?
 
2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM

luthia: FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]

Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]

Sheshley: damn it

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)

I'm so happy I saw that happen.


Four seconds away from making Fark asplode.
 
2012-11-30 02:32:54 PM
I'd ask who the heck comes up with things like this, but I've played Drakengard.

/first M-rated game to actually deserve the rating
 
2012-11-30 02:35:17 PM
The cloudy/cataract dead eyes are a nice touch. I certainly hope these are filled with something...maybe a custard or angel food cake with cherry syrup added for effect.
 
2012-11-30 02:35:24 PM

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.


Yeah, I mean who would want white "chocolate?" That sh*t is gross!
 
2012-11-30 02:35:26 PM
It's not tasteless unless they have coat hangers for sticks you can hold while you eat.
 
2012-11-30 02:35:28 PM
Best. Halloween. Candy. Ever!
 
2012-11-30 02:35:56 PM
 
2012-11-30 02:36:12 PM
Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

Oh godammit.
 
2012-11-30 02:36:23 PM
Remember that chinese guy who took pictures of himself eating a roast duck with a baby doll's head on it, so everybody thought he was eating a real baby?

I'd post the picture now, but last time I posted it, I got banned for a day....
 
2012-11-30 02:36:47 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: [img.gawkerassets.com image 300x225]


that is STILL one of the most gawd awful creepy things I've ever seen.

and it certainly did not make me want ice cream.


/someone hold me
 
2012-11-30 02:37:34 PM

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate


Here you go.

i.thestreet.com
 
2012-11-30 02:39:37 PM
We've gone right off jelly babies...
 
2012-11-30 02:41:35 PM
I want it for the soft, gooey brains inside.
 
2012-11-30 02:43:43 PM
White chocolate != chocolate, tardmitter
 
2012-11-30 02:43:47 PM
This is so gross, why can't they just lick actual babies like normal people?
 
2012-11-30 02:43:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:44:30 PM
Looks like a zombie baby head.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:17 PM
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust...

I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:37 PM
Well, that was a cheery image after the third class in a row detailing the horrors of WWII.
 
2012-11-30 02:45:58 PM

BigNumber12:


That's just wrong
 
2012-11-30 02:46:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:46:58 PM
wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-30 02:49:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 02:49:36 PM
Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.
 
2012-11-30 02:50:43 PM
That's...

That's disturbing...
 
2012-11-30 02:51:20 PM
fill that sh*t with cherry cordial and you got a deal.
 
2012-11-30 02:53:01 PM
That's disgusting. You people are sick. I myself prefer

www.kidskuisine.com
 
2012-11-30 02:53:31 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Do they come in Tranya flavor?
 
2012-11-30 02:53:37 PM
I'd eat the ass out of that.

news.priceperhead.com
 
2012-11-30 02:56:48 PM
And that's enough internet for today. I'm out.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:00 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.


Which is funny, because the ingredients in raspberry jam include Beaver Butt
It's like the worst of everything all in one.
 
2012-11-30 02:59:14 PM
At least they are more delicious than tar babies
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-30 03:00:24 PM

cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.


Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.
 
2012-11-30 03:01:51 PM

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


Melts in your vag...not in your hands!
 
2012-11-30 03:02:08 PM
What the fark
is chocohol?

\ o /
|
/ \
 
2012-11-30 03:03:07 PM
 
2012-11-30 03:03:30 PM

DjangoStonereaver: cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.


or what almond/soy milk is to milk
 
2012-11-30 03:04:32 PM
"white" chocolate is cocoa butter and sugar. It has nothing to do with chocolate.

But I suppose if the heads were made of real chocolate, the business would be burned down for being racist.
 
2012-11-30 03:04:45 PM

Gordon Bennett: utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate

Here you go.

[i.thestreet.com image 300x300]


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-30 03:09:15 PM

ltdanman44: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 613x380]


First thing I thought of


Uncanny
 
2012-11-30 03:09:33 PM
I like white chocolate.
 
2012-11-30 03:09:50 PM

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


Great now I'm jealous of a brownie.
 
2012-11-30 03:11:19 PM

Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.


You mean candy.
 
2012-11-30 03:13:04 PM

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.


Now that's just not fair. It's just going to have a more limited appeal. I mean, think of all the women you can still pick up with this unique confection - casey anthony, the dingo lady, Octomom, possibly a few abortion clinic protesters..
 
2012-11-30 03:13:33 PM
Just an observation, they're.... not that well constructed. What's the deal with the almost grotesque eye infections? what's that about?!
 
2012-11-30 03:14:05 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: DjangoStonereaver: cryinoutloud: White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.

Oh fer the luv of....

White Chocolate is to chocolate what turkey bacon is to pork bacon: If you do not think of it as related to chocolate,
but on its own merits, it is much more palatable.

/White chocolate is yummy, but it isn't chocolate.

or what almond/soy milk is to milk


Precisely (at least conceptually).
 
2012-11-30 03:14:29 PM

Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.


They say that once you go white you know you been licked right.
 
2012-11-30 03:15:23 PM
BTW, Chocolate babies were a real candy:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 03:16:58 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.adintrend.com image 338x300]


Welcome to Uncanny Valley. Population: you.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:00 PM
White chocolate covered pretzels are great. There is nothing wrong with white chocolate. Leave it alone.

I'd eat the chocolate baby.
 
2012-11-30 03:17:03 PM
ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

i604.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 03:19:45 PM
www.toptenz.net

Chocka CaCa
 
2012-11-30 03:20:01 PM

gerbilpox: Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

[gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 612x445]

Oh godammit.

That website is seriously disturbing. Only a psychopath could decide to make cupcake boobies and create a horror:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 03:20:20 PM

LeroyBourne: basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.


I was going to say "Wait until one of these turns up in a garbage can and let the fun begin!"

Because you don't have to be a web addict to realize that a realistic baby doll, head, or alien in slime will be mistaken for an aborted fetus or an abandoned baby and that the police will be called by some well-meaning but possibly myopic member of the public.

*I hope nobody dies.

Other than that little bullet point, this is a Fark story that promises to keep on giving!
 
2012-11-30 03:21:22 PM
oblig

trakt.us

//melty hot
 
2012-11-30 03:21:31 PM
www.slamonline.com

Approves.
 
2012-11-30 03:22:30 PM
I doubt it will cure any chocoholic. Placing it in bed beside your wife just before she woke up might silence any talk of another child for awhile.

Or result in a divorce.
 
2012-11-30 03:25:52 PM
When I was a child we had a candy very like jelly babies, only they were made with fudge.

Let me know when you see where this is headed.

They came in two varities, fudge and chocolate fudge.

They were, of course, called N***** Babies.

They called them Fudge Babies for a while.

Then they called them Fudge Bears.

Then somebody invented Gummie Bears.

But you can probably still find them somewhere, possibly some place they don't have political correctness or racists whining about political correctness because it is the politically correct right wing thing to do.

My favourites were the Chocolate Fudge babies. I hate the taste of beige. It's smarmy and overly sweet. Chocolate makes fudge bearable. No pun intended.
 
2012-11-30 03:27:44 PM
Thanks to FlashHarry, Farkin Hostile & Sheshly, I now have the theme music to "Jackie Roger's Jr's $100,000 Jackpot Wad" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

/Weighs 122 WITH the rings, babe.
 
2012-11-30 03:35:49 PM
E.L. fudge for EVERYBODY LOVES FUDGE

it's what we had before EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

/adjusts cocoa onion
 
2012-11-30 03:36:55 PM

brantgoose: They were, of course, called N***** Babies.


Wow. I'm pushing 50, and I only know about that product from my grandmother. You're like 70, aren't you?
 
2012-11-30 03:37:50 PM

FarkinHostile: BTW, Chocolate babies were a real candy:

[img.photobucket.com image 500x442]


Those were the equivalent of Chocolate candy corn.
 
2012-11-30 03:38:28 PM

ArgusRun: gerbilpox: Hey, you know what'd be better? If that company made a chocolate hot chick.

[gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 612x445]

Oh godammit.
That website is seriously disturbing. Only a psychopath could decide to make cupcake boobies and create a horror:
[25.media.tumblr.com image 403x403]


imageshack.us
 
2012-11-30 03:41:55 PM

LeroyBourne: basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........

You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.


Brilliant!

Also: leave on bus stop benches.
 
2012-11-30 03:42:32 PM
So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?
 
2012-11-30 03:46:55 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.


Also brilliant. TSA would not be amused.
 
2012-11-30 03:53:55 PM
So if I had a collection of half eaten chocolate baby heads, what would that say about me?
 
2012-11-30 03:54:24 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?


That is just...awesome :)
 
2012-11-30 03:54:57 PM

ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]


Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.
 
2012-11-30 03:56:41 PM
fark you subby..fark you and your scary ass creepy disembodied baby heads!!! Shakes fist and hides under the bed.
 
2012-11-30 03:57:05 PM

Keshire: So if I had a collection of half eaten chocolate baby heads, what would that say about me?


That I shouldn't share a box of chocolates with you.
 
2012-11-30 04:02:03 PM
Or a good way to get cannibals addicted to chocolate
 
2012-11-30 04:02:38 PM
junglemagazine.com
 
2012-11-30 04:03:37 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.


Kerouac555
*Everywhere*
Not much left from the good old days on GIS.
 
2012-11-30 04:04:28 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 04:04:30 PM

ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]


I've missed him!

Whatever happened to Kerouac555?
 
2012-11-30 04:06:22 PM

sigdiamond2000: [junglemagazine.com image 600x391]


When I was little, I lived near Chicago. Every once in awhile, we'd go to the Museum of Science and Industry. In one area, they had fetuses in jars showing various stages of development. I had nightmares about them.

Thanks for the reminder!
 
2012-11-30 04:07:03 PM

KatjaMouse: Cake Wrecks has covered this topic quite a bit.
Baby gets cut down to size
You remind me of the babe
Bacon baby
Creepiness continues


Open ALL the links!!

(I love cake wrecks)
 
2012-11-30 04:07:41 PM

wraithmare: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

I've missed him!

Whatever happened to Kerouac555?


Dunno.....maybe went elsewhere.....lots of folks have moved on....either because of boredom, anger or "vacationnination"
 
2012-11-30 04:08:58 PM
image1.frequency.com

"At Happy Bakery, we don't eat nice things to make ourselves happy; we eat things we want to get rid of to make ourselves feel better."

"In that case, I'll have an old man urinating himself, an impotent genitalia, and a father who was never there, with nuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry, we only have those without nuts."

"That's okay. He lost his in Vietnam."
 
2012-11-30 04:09:14 PM
sigdiamond2000

Please explain WTF that is?

/i know it's a baby
 
2012-11-30 04:12:46 PM

WTFDYW: sigdiamond2000

Please explain WTF that is?

/i know it's a baby



Ron Mueck
 
2012-11-30 04:14:34 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: "At Happy Bakery, we don't eat nice things to make ourselves happy; we eat things we want to get rid of to make ourselves feel better."

"In that case, I'll have an old man urinating himself, an impotent genitalia, and a father who was never there, with nuts."

"Oh, I'm sorry, we only have those without nuts."

"That's okay. He lost his in Vietnam."


Damn. The reference is obscure enough...but to find an actual screen grab?

Well done.
 
2012-11-30 04:16:52 PM
Thanks sig. That's just too real.
 
2012-11-30 04:17:06 PM
WUT.

24.media.tumblr.com 
 
2012-11-30 04:19:53 PM

WTFDYW: Thanks sig. That's just too real.


Yeah, and that baby one isn't nearly as freaky as some of his other stuff.
 
2012-11-30 04:21:17 PM

Mega Steve: sigdiamond2000: [junglemagazine.com image 600x391]

When I was little, I lived near Chicago. Every once in awhile, we'd go to the Museum of Science and Industry. In one area, they had fetuses in jars showing various stages of development. I had nightmares about them.

Thanks for the reminder!


OMSI up in Portland, Oregon has a similar display, with warnings not to take pictures as well as disclaimers that all died of natural causes.
 
2012-11-30 04:23:19 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ...is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?


Shut down the thread, a winnar is you.

And where would you like your internets delivered, sir/madam?
 
2012-11-30 04:38:05 PM

Nothing To See Here: [thelosangelesbeat.com image 460x460]


My sister has that album, but it has the second cover pasted over the original. Hard to imagine what they were thinking.
 
2012-11-30 04:44:21 PM
You have to know how to eat those.
Just bite down on the soft spot.
 
2012-11-30 04:50:46 PM
i2.ytimg.com

/Not amused
//Hot and melty
 
2012-11-30 04:50:47 PM
Food should not look like people. Ever.

The only exception is that jello mold of a brain that they always pimp every year for Halloween. That's it.
 
2012-11-30 04:56:06 PM
This just in, we're bored with food.
 
2012-11-30 05:06:53 PM

FlashHarry: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 555x444]


Got it in Weeners.

Am not disappoint.
 
2012-11-30 05:12:25 PM
Wow somebody kept dropping their baby. Look at those lumps!
 
2012-11-30 05:36:42 PM
You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?

It's...uh...exactly what you just asked for?
 
2012-11-30 05:47:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-30 05:56:19 PM

ChipNASA: Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.

Kerouac555
*Everywhere*
Not much left from the good old days on GIS.


Man, you either have an awesome memory or a creepy creepy farky set-up.
 
2012-11-30 05:58:33 PM

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)


Came here for that reference....

Outstanding simulpost. Holy shiat
 
2012-11-30 06:03:37 PM
Came here for that reference....

Outstanding simulpost. Holy shiat
 
2012-11-30 06:08:27 PM
I think I would rather eat an actual baby's head than white "chocolate". That sugary crap doesn't deserve to be associated with the real thing.

/Doesn't have an interest in eating actual babies
 
2012-11-30 06:11:40 PM
Relax with the "dat's wasist" shiat guys, they make black baby heads. Unfortunately I dropped mine:
www.sogoodblog.com
 
2012-11-30 06:13:58 PM

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate


took three posts too long to be said.

/White chocolate isn't chocolate
//fark you marketers
 
2012-11-30 06:29:03 PM

or what almond/soy milk is to milk

Precisely (at least conceptually).



No, bad analogy. White Chocolate and Milk Chocolate are both made from Cocoa butter; milk and soy milk are made from different ingredients.

The analogy you want is "White Chocolate is to Milk Chocolate as Butter is to Cheese".
 
2012-11-30 06:30:56 PM

GRCooper: or what almond/soy milk is to milk

Precisely (at least conceptually).


No, bad analogy. White Chocolate and Milk Chocolate are both made from Cocoa butter; milk and soy milk are made from different ingredients.

The analogy you want is "White Chocolate is to Milk Chocolate as Butter is to Cheese".


But I like butter... and cheese.

But white chocolate is an abomination before god and man.
 
2012-11-30 06:45:34 PM

GRCooper: or what almond/soy milk is to milk

Precisely (at least conceptually).


No, bad analogy. White Chocolate and Milk Chocolate are both made from Cocoa butter; milk and soy milk are made from different ingredients.

The analogy you want is "White Chocolate is to Milk Chocolate as Butter is to Cheese".


legos : duplo :: cheese : tofu
 
2012-11-30 07:12:36 PM
I dunno. It can be used as a "congrats/sorry for your abortion" gift.
 
2012-11-30 07:31:19 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.


OK, that is six kinds of awesome.

Revolting, but awesome. Let me know when you try.
 
2012-11-30 07:42:55 PM
Looks like something from an episode of Aeon Flux...
 
2012-11-30 07:57:46 PM

Mega Steve: And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 741x581]


my favorite doctor, I
 
2012-11-30 07:58:56 PM
www.marksverylarge.com
 
2012-11-30 08:13:40 PM

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate


Would you rather it be stuffed with watermelon seeds?
 
2012-11-30 08:48:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.

OK, that is six kinds of awesome.

Revolting, but awesome. Let me know when you try.


upload.wikimedia.org


It's been done.
 
2012-11-30 09:06:44 PM

Evil Mackerel: Kittypie070: I like white chocolate.

You mean candy.


No. When I said I like white chocolate, I farking meant that I LIKE WHITE CHOCOLATE.

Dammit.
 
2012-11-30 09:22:38 PM

The Southern Dandy: [www.photo-digital-electronic.com image 300x140]

MMmmmmm. Red Velvet baby cake.


The cake I could stand. It's all that smirking.
 
2012-11-30 09:31:53 PM

sigdiamond2000: [junglemagazine.com image 600x391]


AIIIIIEEEEEE GIANT BABBY

/woman is thinking, "is it going to feel this big coming out of my vag?"
 
2012-11-30 09:34:05 PM

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.

OK, that is six kinds of awesome.

Revolting, but awesome. Let me know when you try.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x319]


It's been done.


Not for real.
 
2012-11-30 10:16:11 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: So does a chocolate baby develop from a Cadbury egg? And is it through natural processes, or is it an immaculate confection?


Are you, by any chance, a Daria fan? "A woman claims she saw the face of Jesus...in a bar of chocolate! Talk about my sweet lord! The immaculate confection, tonight, on Sick Sad World!"
 
2012-11-30 10:54:59 PM
I think the lesson here is that babies--all babies--are ugly.
 
2012-12-01 01:16:43 AM

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Harry Freakstorm: Try getting a duffel bag full of them through the airport.

OK, that is six kinds of awesome.

Revolting, but awesome. Let me know when you try.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 215x319]


It's been done.


Bring me the Chocolate Head of Alfredo Garcia.
 
2012-12-01 02:43:48 PM

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Came here to see/say this. Thanks.

/I've got four kids to feed
//or was it five?
 
2012-12-03 08:33:30 AM

Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: Old_Chief_Scott: ChipNASA: ORIGINAL Fark Chocolate Babby

[i604.photobucket.com image 599x510]

Nice. That little dude was everywhere on this site for a while, wasn't he? I'm trying to remember the name of the farker that shopped him into every thread for weeks.

Kerouac555
*Everywhere*
Not much left from the good old days on GIS.

Man, you either have an awesome memory or a creepy creepy farky set-up.



I just googled black baby head fark....there are meme and fark history web pages
 
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