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(Gizmodo)   You know what's awesome? Chocolate. You know what else is awesome? Babies. Hey, I know. How about combining the tw... CHRIST ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?   (gizmodo.com) divider line 168
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2012-11-30 12:24:40 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-30 12:26:58 PM
The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.
 
2012-11-30 12:27:01 PM
Quaid....start the reactor....
 
2012-11-30 12:27:14 PM
Of course they chose white chocolate
 
2012-11-30 12:29:36 PM
They have forcep marks on the head, did they use a real aborted baby to make the molds for that? I would still eat the shiat out of that though, their chocolate gets good reviews. Preferably literally too, because maybe they would use dark chocolate for it and I like that better
 
2012-11-30 12:29:55 PM
st-listas.20minutos.es

"It'll do in a pinch."
 
2012-11-30 12:30:04 PM
I think I found stocking stuffers for the kids.
 
2012-11-30 12:31:08 PM
OPEN YOUR MIND TO KUATO!
 
2012-11-30 12:32:33 PM
Awesome, i'm hungry now.
 
2012-11-30 12:33:53 PM
I warned Cadbury that their lame-ass attempts to use Gollum as a Hobbit marketing tie-in would be a miserable disaster, but did they listen to me?? NOOOO..
 
2012-11-30 12:37:43 PM
Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........
 
2012-11-30 01:25:05 PM

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Winner. Shut the thread down.
 
2012-11-30 02:09:32 PM
WHITE Chocolate baby?

That's racist.

/and downright horrifying
 
2012-11-30 02:11:05 PM
thelosangelesbeat.com
 
2012-11-30 02:11:17 PM
Looks like Shane and Lori's baby.
 
2012-11-30 02:11:29 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The only thing that would make these even more tasteless awesome is if they were filled with
raspberry jam.


And marzipan. Ropey marzipan.
 
2012-11-30 02:12:19 PM
If there was ever an example of "things that make me happy", this is it.
 
2012-11-30 02:12:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Derek Jeter belongs in the Sports Tab
 
2012-11-30 02:13:42 PM
Babies are NOT awesome.
 
2012-11-30 02:16:19 PM
Needs more placenta
 
2012-11-30 02:16:20 PM
www.adintrend.com
 
2012-11-30 02:16:34 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-11-30 02:16:52 PM
If they did it with milk chocolate it would have still been disturbing but it would have actually been yummy instead of gross.
 
2012-11-30 02:16:53 PM
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 02:17:05 PM
White chocolate sucks. Chocolate has cocoa in it.
 
2012-11-30 02:17:06 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 480x459]

"It'll do in a pinch."


Came here to post this, so I guess I'm just gonna go with this instead.

www.jack-donovan.com
 
2012-11-30 02:17:12 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 02:19:07 PM

UberDave: Quaid....start the reactor....


Mr Cohagen would like to talk to you.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:09 PM
Looks like Kuato from Total Recall.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:11 PM

basemetal: Let the kids pull that out of their stockings on Christmas, video resulting horror, get thousands of insults on youtube, twitter, facebook, the today show..........


You're thinking small potatoes. Just toss a few of them in dumpsters around town. One or two will surface and bam, new internet meme to go along with dumpster burrito baby.
 
2012-11-30 02:21:47 PM
Well, that is certainly disgusting. Hey, I have it! If these are supposed to be the cure for chocoholics, what if they made little while chocolate baby penis and vaginas to cure pedos?
 
2012-11-30 02:22:29 PM
What? A simple blender is too good for you?
 
2012-11-30 02:22:53 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-30 02:23:10 PM
Hey. You know a modest proposal was satire right?! Not a real life how-to suggestion!!
 
2012-11-30 02:24:30 PM

utsagrad123: Of course they chose white chocolate



Had it been dark chocolate, this thread would have 400 posts by now.
 
2012-11-30 02:25:53 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-30 02:25:57 PM
snltranscripts.jt.org
 
2012-11-30 02:26:39 PM
img2-2.timeinc.net


First thing I thought of
 
2012-11-30 02:26:43 PM
I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.
 
2012-11-30 02:27:11 PM
And what's wrong with a nice jelly baby?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-30 02:27:29 PM
damn it
 
2012-11-30 02:28:30 PM

Sheshley: damn it


We are old.

:)
 
2012-11-30 02:29:14 PM

FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]


Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]


Sheshley: damn it


FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)


I'm so happy I saw that happen.
 
2012-11-30 02:29:37 PM
For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.
 
2012-11-30 02:30:38 PM
Chocolate babies?

/Link hot like Rita Moreno
 
2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM

uncleacid: For some reason the licorice babies aren't sold anymore.


Now why you reckon dat is, massah?
 
2012-11-30 02:32:20 PM

luthia: FarkinHostile: [img.photobucket.com image 130x98]

Sheshley: [snltranscripts.jt.org image 130x98]

Sheshley: damn it

FarkinHostile: Sheshley: damn it

We are old.

:)

I'm so happy I saw that happen.


Four seconds away from making Fark asplode.
 
2012-11-30 02:32:54 PM
I'd ask who the heck comes up with things like this, but I've played Drakengard.

/first M-rated game to actually deserve the rating
 
2012-11-30 02:35:17 PM
The cloudy/cataract dead eyes are a nice touch. I certainly hope these are filled with something...maybe a custard or angel food cake with cherry syrup added for effect.
 
2012-11-30 02:35:24 PM

cgraves67: I'm not sure I could bite into that. I also don't think you could buy that for anyone and not have horrible social implications. Thanks, whoever did this, you've found a way to make chocolate anti-romantic.


Yeah, I mean who would want white "chocolate?" That sh*t is gross!
 
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